What the Piggy Heavens is This?!

25 Mar

  Okay.  I’m going to be first and tell you I don’t get this.  I really don’t get this.  I’ve heard mom and dad talk about it but until I saw it for myself – shakes piggy head – I just don’t get it.  Me and mom went for a ride in the Smart car and we are riding down the boulevard coming home.  We got stopped at the stop light and mom sees this.  Now trust me, that woman is faster with the camera than I am and she was able to snap a picture.

The guy was walking funny and that was what got both of our attention.  He wasn’t ‘walking’, he was wobbling down the street.  Shuffling back and forth to keep his pants up that were somewhere at the top of his knees.  Strange behavior for a human is what I’m saying.  Then, he tried – and I stress TRIED – to step up on the sidewalk.  What the cream cheese!  That my friends was the funniest sight this piggy has ever imagined or seen.  He couldn’t do it!  He had to literally bend over, hold his pants up and then step up.  Really?

Now me and mom just couldn’t wait to get home and tell everyone about this character.  It was too funny.  I’m so glad mom got a picture because no one would believe this.  *This* is suppose to be the ‘in’ thing to do – the style of the young peeps.  They can have it.  If I had jeans down pass my knees, snorts – I would be rolling places myself.

And of course when mom and dad started talking about it, you wouldn’t believe some of the things that were said.  Never fear though because this little oinker was taking notes. You’re welcome 🙂

  • IF your pants are so low that you have to bend over to hold them up while stepping up, then PULL THEM UP.
  • IF your pants are so low that people see more crack out of your back end than on the streets, then PULL THEM UP.
  • IF your pants are so low that little old ladies mistaken your crack as an ATM machine, then PULL THEM UP.
  • IF your pants are so low that your ‘equipment’ in the front needs an umbrella as to not get wet when it is raining, then PULL THEM UP.

What happens if he has to run?  And you know what.  I would love to meet the person that started this…. and slap him with one of my hooves.

Have you seen this ‘swag’ in your area.  Comments?


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29 responses to “What the Piggy Heavens is This?!

  1. sue ellen

    03/25/2015 at 2:20 am

    Yes little Bacon, we have seen this ‘fashion’ statement quite often. And yes, we also have wondered what would happen if the wearer had to ‘run’. As to why ‘dudes’ wear their trousers like this could possibly be to show others they own briefs…. or to prove they aren’t going ‘commando’ ! All we can say is ‘really dudes, you look goofy and walk like penguins’. And think about this…will they still wear their trousers this way when they are like 40 yrs old? Wowzers!
    Your mom IS fast with that camera !!
    Sure grateful ‘we’ don’t wear pants ! ☺ Aren’t you !
    L&M ” scotty dogs “

    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 8:50 am

      YES! And it’s only men. You don’t see women wanting to do this silly thing. It’s so crazy and insane. Heck I wish they would run. I would like to see how quick they fall down and go boom. #idiots XOXO – Bacon

  2. Fozziemum

    03/25/2015 at 4:32 am

    Oh my…they do it here too…I mean I do feel like telling them what it actually means..but I am a lady..just sayin..I mean I don’t think we need to go the Harry High pants fad again ala the 70’s but really..urgghhh Bacon urghhhh 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 8:51 am

      IF they only knew what it really meant, would they even care? It just seems so stupid as a trend to wear them low. I mean, hey I expect the local plummer to show a little butt crack while he’s under the sink fixing the pipes, but this is totally ridiculous – snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Fozziemum

        03/25/2015 at 9:04 am

        Hahahaah i think maybe if they did as far as i know what it is then yep..those pants would be up hahahaah 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

  3. Midwestern Plant Girl

    03/25/2015 at 6:53 am

    I know I’ve engaged in some scary fashion before (neon, leg warmers, pop-collars) but this? !? I really don’t get it. I did get a photo of a sign at a beach that stated, “No pants that expose your underwear allowed on beach” awesome funny!
    I think it’s funny that this is a ‘thug’ type outfit and if you need to run, like from the police, they can’t! 😃😂😁😀

    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 8:53 am

      So true! Shakes piggy head in amusement. It’s really hilarious to watch for sure. Everyone that does it *thinks* they look so cool when in actuality people think they look ridiculous. Can you imagine a senior living home dressing like this. Now that would be hilarious to see. XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    03/25/2015 at 10:04 am

    oh boy like the ladies in medieval… they always had to hold up their long dresses too :o) but honestly, that’s a typical BOY-thing… no girl or woman would buy ANYTHING 87 sizes larger than needed… there more the opposite is true… :o) Count me in, I will kick that guy too… butt I’m afraid we have to drw a number first and the waiting line is very long :o)

    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 11:04 am

      Oh yes brother. We track down the guy that originally thought this was the cool thing for guys to do on the streets. Kick his butt good. This is not a fashion statement. It’s a stupid statement – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        03/25/2015 at 11:17 am

        Bro… eHow says it was Michael Jordan and his pals who started this sin with wearing baggy basketball shorts… either we ask Rory from Downunder for help (he is a great dane and has ultra long legs) or we have a problem with the kickin’ hahahaha

      • PigLove

        03/25/2015 at 1:02 pm

        Snorts – looks down at my short legs – we ask Rory from down under for some assistance in butt whipping. XOXO – Bacon

  5. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    03/25/2015 at 10:41 am

    Good grief! How can this person be ambulatory? Ellie

  6. Kenny

    03/25/2015 at 11:10 am

    Very funny post made my day this. Have not seen this kind of thing where I live but I have seen certain males with a contant need to have on hand down the front of their baggy trousers/pants. It’s like an itch they can never scratch hmmm I don’t know I’m confused now 😀

    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 11:48 am

      Snorts – oh dear piggy heavens. What is worse – hands down the pants or pants on the ground? Too funny for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Molly The Wally

    03/25/2015 at 12:27 pm

    OMD when we see those it so makes us want to pull them down and run off …woof. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 1:46 pm

      Snorts – that would be so much fun my friend. I’m sure this little piggy could outrun them – HA! XOXO – Bacon

  8. The Canadian Cats

    03/25/2015 at 5:09 pm

    Oh my…what strange men! This is a fad…so what kind of lame brain would want a fad like this? It’s stupid and makes asses out of those that do it. C’mon you dummies…develop a smart fad…one that could make you money or make ya look good. I haven’t seen anyone around here doing this but then again when the fad has passed….they’ll be doing it here. We are a wee bit slower than other places.


    • PigLove

      03/26/2015 at 9:37 am

      Thank goodness it’s not there yet. It’s a stupid fad for sure. And like others have said, some places are fining young men that they catch doing this ‘fad’. The city next to ours is one. It looks totally stupid. Like you said, all that energy in trying to be like everyone else and cool, why not put that energy into something that could actually make money for you. Shakes piggy head. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Reilly & Denny

    03/25/2015 at 7:41 pm

    it does seem silly and we understand some places are now actually fining people for wearing their jeans like that

    • PigLove

      03/26/2015 at 9:42 am

      YES! The city next to ours does fine anyone they see doing this in their city limits. It’s such a crazy fad and looks so stupid. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Nylabluesmum

    03/25/2015 at 8:12 pm

    Mee-you Bacon that peep iss crazy!!! LadyMum wantss to meow with you bout thiss so shere shee iss:
    Hi Bacon OK the style was loose pants riding on the hips for breakdancers back in the 80’s. They needed more room so they could do their moves & flips w/out ‘hurting’ themselves in their private area 😉 For some reason all the wannabe gangsta teens thought wearing their pants even lower made them look cooler!?!?!
    I have a HUGE urge to just pull their pants down ALL THE WAY!!! But that would be considered assault *sighs*
    The teens used to do it here but everyone laughed at them so for the most part they cover up now….
    And they think the 70’s were weird! HAH!!!!!
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha Henry ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      03/26/2015 at 9:46 am

      Snorts – completely understandable then in the 80’s and breakdancing. I get that and it was cool… so says mom/dad. These guys today… how could they even break dance while holding up their pants with one hand? Now *that* would be interesting to watch for sure. These guys are so strange today wearing this fashion. Some have given it up while others keep going lower. Just how low will they go? That’s the 50 million dollar question. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        03/26/2015 at 6:49 pm

        Well Unccle Bacon if they go any lower thee pantss are gonna fall rite off…
        Thee breakdancerss must shake their headss too mew mew mew….
        **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

  11. gentlestitches

    03/26/2015 at 1:44 am

    I have never seen this fashion in aussieland and I do cook and drive teens about a lot. I have seen it on American TV though. If they gave out prizes for the lowest would this chap win? What would he win? A decent pair of “strides?” (pants) LOL!!!! Too funny!!! I am sure if you wore pants, yours would be sensible pignew! 😀

    • PigLove

      03/26/2015 at 9:50 am

      But of course it would Auntie Sharon. This guy’s pants were the lowest that me and mom have seen. It was unreal! We were actually taking bets if (1) he would fall down because he was stumbling around so or (2) if those pants would fall down. It is so hilarious to look at for sure. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Perhaps he could win some suspenders so he could free his hand up? Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter

  12. evilsquirrel13

    03/26/2015 at 10:42 am

    I think a few strategic wedgies would solve this problem. Here, since you won’t pull up your pants, let me hike up your underdrawers for you!

    • PigLove

      03/26/2015 at 11:38 am

      Snorts. Now that would be absolutely hilarious to watch. Of course, they wouldn’t chase you down. They couldn’t! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Lassie and Benji

    03/26/2015 at 10:59 am

    Mommy saw that once. She was in the supermarket and one of the check out lines was really short. So, Mommy saw that the last guy in the short line was a guy with his pants around his knees. Nobody and I mean Nobody wanted to wait in line BEHIND that guy. People would rather wait in lines twice as long than to stand BEHIND the REAR END guy.

    • PigLove

      03/26/2015 at 11:39 am

      Snorts! I so agree. It’s such a ridiculous look for sure. I wonder what their parents or grandparents think of them wearing their pants like that? Makes you wonder doesn’t it? XOXO – Bacon


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