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Dear Bacon

24 Mar

20140112-002120.jpg Dear Bacon – What can I say?  I’m a happy camper.  I know your dislike for a certain frog but hey can’t we be buds?  Not all of us frogs are all green and taking your woman.  I understand completely.  Does this look like a face of a frog that would take your Miss Piggy?  I think not.  Signed Can’t We Be Friends

Dear Can’t We Be Friends –  Aaaww my new pal.  I would love to be your friend.  And you are right.  I only dislike one certain green frog who thinks he is God’s gift to my woman… Kermit.  When he decides to leave my Goddess alone, then we might possibly be friends as well.  Kermit if you are listening – call me okay.

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Dear Bacon – I know how your mom loves the mouse with white gloves, Mickey Mouse.  I’m a fan of the other one – Minnie Mouse.  My humans know how much I love her so they bought me this head gear to wear so I could be her.  What do you think?  Am I missing anything?  Signed The New Minnie Mouse Dog

Dear The New Minnie Mouse Dog – You look amazing my friend.  I absolutely ❤ it!  My mom would be so envious in all of your glory.  Do you know what would really set off your outfit?  White gloves.  Oh squeals.  That would have all of the Mickey Mouse Club knocking on your door.  You rock my new friend!  Wear those ears with pride!

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Dear Bacon –  Don’t fear.  This is not a scary movie or a remake of Jurassic Park.  We are real.  We live and roam in the Galapagos Islands in Ecuador.  Wouldn’t it be a hoot to play together?  Of course, you might run a smidgen faster than us but we would enjoy the company.  If you are ever in these parts, call us okay.  Signed Aldi and Gang

Dear Aldi and Gang –  WOW!  Ya’ll are awesome.  I bet we would have a heck of a great time playing together.  Do you think I could piggy back on one of ya’ll?  Instead of the tortoise and the hare stories, we could make the tortoise and the Bacon stories – snorts and rolls with laughter.


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Dear Bacon – Sure, pick on the cow.  My so called friends dared me to get up here on this contraption.  Said it would be fun and exciting.  Yeah, it’s fun and exciting alright.  Can you get me off of this thing pig?  Signed Betsy

Dear Betsy, Oh dear piggy heavens my friend.  You are in a pickle.  I’ll call Farmer McDonald to come save you.  Just don’t bounce okay.  It might be a few minutes.


 

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Dear Bacon – The humans they are fickle.  I bought my human a gift.  Something I worked hard on getting to repay them for their kindness in giving me my forever home.  What do I get in return?  A screech so loud that I think they heard it on the other side of the world.  I really think I heard glass breaking somewhere in the house.  Then the human did something even weirder.  They jumped on the table and wouldn’t come off until I took their gift outside.  Really?  Fickle humans.  Signed The Great Hunter

Dear The Great Hunter – Snorts.  You see my friend.  Humans like their food cooked… and only certain kinds of food.  I don’t think mice are on their listed foods they eat.  Yet, it was such a wonderful gift to give to them.  You are the great hunter, so gifted. Maybe the next time though hunt some cow.  I’ve heard they like cow…. a LOT.  Carry on and safe hunting.


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27 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    03/24/2015 at 1:36 am

    Was this the Fear Factor edition of Dear Bacon!? Did you SEE the gnashes on that frog??? And the size of those tortoises?
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • majormanafemale

      03/24/2015 at 2:22 am

      Torti is proper plural of tortoise and yes it’s weird but Wally and Sammy you don’t need to worry about them as big as the torti are they are herbivores so only eat plants.

       
      • PigLove

        03/24/2015 at 11:10 am

        They were still HUGE – like they were from the Jurassic Park era. So big and so beautiful for sure. I think I could probably sit on top of one for sure. XOXO – Bacon

         
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 11:09 am

      Snorts! It might have been my friends now that you mention it. They were enormous! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. majormanafemale

    03/24/2015 at 2:20 am

    Yup humans are picky about their food. We do apperciate thought but we rathered not have tje deqd mouse by are feet kr even grosser dead bird on are chest yes I had a cat who did that. We like are food much easier to prepare and like to know what kind of bird it is and mice are just a no.

     
  3. easyweimaraner

    03/24/2015 at 3:27 am

    Oh Betsy is the one who makes the milkshakes with jumping on that thingy, right?

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 11:11 am

      I think you are right brother. And it would be chocolate right? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/24/2015 at 6:22 am

    Poor Betsy. The trampoline is only fun if you can jump. Jump, girl! You’re up there anyway….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 11:12 am

      I think she could if she tried. Wouldn’t that be a hoot. I would if I was up there. Sure thing. All of this pot belly would be a jiggling. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Midwestern Plant Girl

    03/24/2015 at 6:42 am

    Who took my picture on the trampoline? Seriously. I only bounced once. Once! These things sux!

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 11:13 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Fozziemum

    03/24/2015 at 7:24 am

    Betsy’s milkshake brings all the cows to the trampoline…bwahaaaha 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 11:14 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter! I think that’s where it got started my friend. Love it! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Fozziemum

        03/25/2015 at 6:20 am

        Bwhaahha it may have Bacon..it may have 😉 loves Fozziemum zz

         
  7. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    03/24/2015 at 8:17 am

    OMG the cow on the trampoline!

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 11:15 am

      Wouldn’t it be fun to come across Betsy standing there so regal on the trampoline. I wonder how she got down? XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Molly The Wally

    03/24/2015 at 12:52 pm

    Betsy jump jump it is milkshake time. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 1:47 pm

      Snorts. Yes Jump Betsy. I’m craving some chocolate moo-moo. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Nylabluesmum

    03/24/2015 at 2:38 pm

    Poor Betsy cow shee sure got herself inn sum trubble didn’t shee Unccle Bacon??
    An thee Grate Hunter iss pawsum; hee lookss ALLOTT like Unccle Austin (Towerss)….
    An keep yur eye on thee frog…there’ss sumfing bout him….hmmm……
    ***nose bonkss*** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      03/24/2015 at 4:09 pm

      You got everything right my friend. Betsy in trouble – I gotta know how she got down. Snorts. And that frog – so mischievous looking for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/24/2015 at 6:41 pm

        Frogss make mee nervuss Unccle Bacon….they just sorta sit on rockss an stare…innto space….
        An poor Betsy…shee iss inn a reel mess….
        ***nose bumpss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        03/25/2015 at 8:36 am

        Snorts! Frogs are well evil my little friend. Just look at Kermit who is taking my woman Miss Piggy. Snorts – enough said. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/25/2015 at 3:04 pm

        PICKERELL!!! That iss just not rite Unccle Bacon….
        What doess Miss Piggie see inn that scrawny *green* frog?? EEEWWW!!!
        You are bettur than thiss Piggie Gurl Unccle an need a new piggie-luv!
        Luv neffkitty Siddhartha Henry ❤ ❤ ❤

         
      • PigLove

        03/25/2015 at 3:22 pm

        I know my friend. I had a great love with Nylablue. I’m not ready to move on yet. One day though when Miss Piggy comes to her oinking senses, she will come for me and I will bounce! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

         
  10. The Canadian Cats

    03/24/2015 at 9:11 pm

    I understand how the cat feels…it is so humiliating to find your special person horrified at the gift you worked so hard to bring them. I know you mean well Bacon but there’s no way I’m hunting cow….have you seen the size of those suckers! Even a dead cow would be very difficult to get home. Maybe they’ll change their mind and decide the mousies are a delicacy. So I’ll keep trying.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2015 at 8:37 am

      Snorts! That is true. Cows would be hard. I might have to rethink that one for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Nylabluesmum

    03/25/2015 at 3:51 pm

    Oh yess yur LUV fur Aunty Nylablue shiness britelee Unccle Bacon…..
    Yur so sweet to still fink of her with LUV ❤
    Maybee bye thee time you are thru thee greef Miss Piggie will have figured out shee should bee with YOU!
    ***nose bonkss*** Siddhartha Henry yur neffkitty xxxx

     

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