Mom Get Your Beaver Off the Table

23 Mar

Oh dear friends.  This is exactly what I overheard daddy telling mommy.  “Get your beaver off the table.”  Then, I went and looked at mom’s pictures on her phone and find her beaver on the table!  I was shocked.  I was in awe.  I was almost piggy mortified.

But as I do sometimes, I get ahead of myself.  You see when mom/dad met up with Shoko and Kali’s parents in Alabama, they exchanged gifts.  One of the gifts was this beaver – and don’t worry Shoko and Kali’s mom has a matching one.  Snorts – astonishing I know!  Those two brought their matching beavers drinking and out to a restaurant!  Can you imagine what everyone thought when they put them on the table?

And mom’s little beaver was drinking.  There goes any sanity that might have been thought about that night.  And then… they named their beavers.  Rolls piggy eyes.  I guess if men can name their toys, girls can too.  Snorts with laughter.

Mom named hers Billy.  That sounds like a good old southern name doesn’t it?  Well – oinks – you know there has to be a story behind that name.  You see for the longest time mom/dad watched this television show called Billy the Exterminator.  Billy was one of the main guys on the show along with his mom, dad and brother.  In their business, they would go to houses and make unwanted animals go away like roaches, snakes, mice, squirrels, etc.  One time, his mom called Billy for a job on removing some beavers.  She gave him the information and told him, “Billy, go get that beaver.”  Now, there is just something so wrong with a mom telling her son, “Go get that beaver”.  Shakes piggy head in amusement.  Maybe it was the way she said it?  I’m not sure.  But it was so funny that daddy fell off the couch laughing.

So today my friends, I leave you with this cute little beaver I found on the internet.  Have a great Monday!

And P.S.  Thank you so much my friends Jean and Bill (Kali and Shoko’s parents) for the beaver.  This little guy has gotten around into a lot of places – don’t worry the camera has followed him – snorts.


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21 responses to “Mom Get Your Beaver Off the Table

  1. gentlestitches

    03/23/2015 at 3:07 am

    That is such a cute little beaver! We don’t have them in Australia. So most of us have never seen one. πŸ˜€

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 11:57 am

      Snorts! He is cute and such a trouble maker. Almost – almost as bad as that Don Juan here at Christmas time. XOXO – Bacon

  2. The Canadian Cats

    03/23/2015 at 4:49 am

    Great post my friends. The littlwe one here is something else.


    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 11:59 am

      Aren’t they? These little guys are TROUBLE. I found Billy chewing the leg on the kitchen table this morning. Thank goodness I stopped him before mommy saw. XOXO – Bacon

  3. easyweimaraner

    03/23/2015 at 6:08 am

    Oh boy, how funny to bring beavers to a restaurant! I bet this night was a special one :o) Billy is a cool name for a beaver, much better than to name that guy Justin, right :o) btw: my dad laughed too as he read “get that beaver”… probably that’s something we will understand later, huh?

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 12:00 pm

      I think so brother. I’m not sure why my daddy found that so amusing either? Must be a human thing. I tell you Billy just adds to the fun here at the Hotel Thompson. And you know what they say. You can *never* have too much fun. I’m sure we will be seeing more antics with him. He’s a chewer.. XOXO – Bacon

  4. onespoiledcat

    03/23/2015 at 6:53 am

    CUTE!!!! We just read Shoko and Kali’s blog this morning and she’s looking for a name for her beaver – we suggested Beatrice but I’m thinking “Bonnie” for yours?????

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 12:00 pm

      Snorts! Ours is a guy – and Billy gets into everything. We have to keep an eye on him. You should see what he’s already done to dad’s table. Oh dear piggy heavens. Troublemaker. That’s a great word for him. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Fozziemum

    03/23/2015 at 7:39 am

    We just read about Kali and Shoko’s beaver too…goodness me what’s with boys and laughing at beavers bwahaahah ..I can tell you a beaver story..many moons ago I got a letter addressed not to Mrs Beverley Green but Mrs Beaver Green..needless to say my less than kind sister started to call me beaver..even her little kids my niece and nephews called me beaver..until Fozziedad took them aside and politely pointed out was their Aunty Bev….some relatives you just can’t mail to zimbawee one way πŸ™‚ loves Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 12:01 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. I ❀ this!! Too funny. Everyone LOVES a good beaver story – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. sheilaenglehart

    03/23/2015 at 8:41 am


    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 12:01 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  7. sue ellen

    03/23/2015 at 9:19 am

    Hey…is Billy old enuf to ‘drink’ ?????? No one wants to see a beaver ‘weaving’ about after toooo much wine … (tee hee)

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 12:02 pm

      Snorts. You know I’m not sure. He was drinking like it was going out of style that night. Mommy said he couldn’t have walked a fine line if he had two people chaperoning him. XOXO – Bacon

  8. speedyrabbit

    03/23/2015 at 12:30 pm

    Hehehe your parents antics totally crack me up Bacon,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 1:21 pm

      Snorts. They are too much at times. They never act their age which is hilarious. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    03/23/2015 at 2:55 pm

    Unccle Bacon what is wrong with LadyMum??? Shee cannot stop laffin like a hy-yena…seereusslee shee iss makin such a rackit!!!!
    An when shee red that there iss a Billy beevurr shee laffed even harder an squirted water out her nose! Iss shee gonna bee okayss? Should mee paw 911??
    Luv neffkitty Siddhartha Henry ❀
    Pee S: Iss it all rite fur grown Hu'manss to take their stuffiess out to play?? Weerd….

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 3:34 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter my friend. That was the same reaction daddy did – he almost fell off the sofa. I don’t get it. Humans are a strange breed and yes they took those beavers out to a restaurant! I’m sure the waiter was appalled or mystified – I’m not sure which one. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        03/23/2015 at 6:48 pm

        Mee finkss thee waiter wood have been BERRY purrplexed inndeed….
        You has thee zaniest pawentss evurr Unccle Bacon mew mew mew….now if onlee wee new why these ‘beevurrss’ are so funny….
        **nose bonkss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

  10. Molly The Wally

    03/23/2015 at 3:01 pm

    Blimey bet Billy needed some aspirin the next morning. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 3:45 pm

      Yes he did… so did mommy – snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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