Dear Bacon

17 Mar

20140330-182113.jpg Dear Bacon – I am the All Mighty Magical Hare.  That’s right – I’m a magician.  I got tired of the human pulling me out of his hat.  It was dark in there.  Now I do the tricks.  What?  You never saw a magical hare before?  There’s lot of us out there that are famous.  You’ll see.  Signed All Mighty Magical Hare

Dear All Mighty Magical Hare – I say go for it my fuzzy little friend!  Why play second fiddle when you can be the main star.  And with that charming red coat – who could see nothing but a STAR?  There are lots of rabbits out there that are famous – the Trix Rabbit, the Energizer bunny, Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh, Roger Rabbit, Bugs Bunny and now YOU – the All Mighty Magical Hare.  I can see your name in spot lights.  I can see you in sold out theaters.  I can see David Copperfield shaking in his expensive shoes.  That makes me wonder.  Who are you going to pull out of your hat my friend?  Snorts and oinks.



 Dear Bacon – You see nothing here.  Nothing at all.  There is no dog under this pillow.  Nope. Nada.  Walk on my friend.  Nothing to see here at ALL.  Signed Walk the Line

Dear Walk the Line – You got be faster than that my furry friend.  The evidence is now in the picture.  I suggest you shred these pictures and delete them from your computers.  If you can’t see it, it didn’t happen. Remember those words and tread lightly.



 Dear Bacon –  Who says that the little miniature humans are the only ones to have fun on toys?  Is that a rule set in concrete?  I think not.  I made it not.  When everyone went to bed, I jumped and rode a horse.  It was fast.  It was fun.  It was the time of my life until…. I forgot about the motion sensor camera the humans put in the front room.  Can you say busted little guy?  Signed Caught in Giddy Up

Dear Caught in Giddy Up –  Hey, don’t sweat it my friends.  You can only imagine what that camera catches the humans doing.  I’m just sayin’ do a little research for some blackmail in case they decide to put your picture on their Christmas cards this year.  Snorts – Giddy Up!



 Dear Bacon – The possibilities are endless.  My brother has the cone of shame.  Sure I feel for him.  Who wouldn’t, right?  But for all of the crap he has given me, does this look give you any enlightenment to the torture fun I’m going to have with him?  Evil barks!  Signed Some Doggie?

Dear Some Doggie –  Oh no!  I’ve heard about you recently my friend.  You are the one that does all of these bad things to doggies and then dogs get blamed for it.  Some Doggie – you are famous.  I gotta admit that your bro looks a little pitiful.  Maybe go a little easy on him… just a little okay.


 Dear Bacon – My humans forgot to feed me tonight. Something about they were tired and sick.  They went to bed early without a second thought to little me and my needs like FOOD.  That’s okay though.  I’ve been sitting up here watching them sleep for a couple of hours.  I don’t plan on moving until they wake up and see me here.  That should give them plenty of nightmares for the rest of their lives and they should never forget about me again.  What do you think?  Signed Pissed

Dear Pissed –  Remind me to *never* piss you off my friend…. or to piss off the purr things here.  They may get instruction from you.  If I woke up to you staring at me from above…. I think I would wet myself right there and then in my piggy bed.  Squeals!


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15 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/17/2015 at 6:06 am

    Hey! I know him! Some Doggie has been here PLENTY of times. He’s very tricky. Also, I wish we had a kitty to cover me and sit on me. That looks cozy….

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      03/17/2015 at 9:24 am

      Snorts! Too funny. These letters were a snort of a great time this week. Thanks my sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Midwestern Plant Girl

    03/17/2015 at 6:48 am

    I just love your advice Bacon. Always spot on!

    • PigLove

      03/17/2015 at 9:24 am

      aaww – thanks my dear friend. I really appreciate that so very much. XOXO – Bacon

  3. easyweimaraner

    03/17/2015 at 7:37 am

    Oh I bet the All Mighty Magical Hare can make that Mr. Copperfield jumps out of the hat, right?

    • PigLove

      03/17/2015 at 9:25 am

      Wouldn’t *that* be something to see brother? I would definitely buy tickets to watch – you with me? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        03/17/2015 at 9:28 am

        of course… and I hope there is a tiger too in that hat :o)

  4. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    03/17/2015 at 8:53 am

    Those are priceless, the kitty on the horse!

    • PigLove

      03/17/2015 at 12:15 pm

      Snorts – that one was hilarious. Can’t wait until I catch the purr things here trying to do that. XOXO – Bacon

  5. gentlestitches

    03/17/2015 at 7:57 pm


  6. Nylabluesmum

    03/20/2015 at 3:28 pm

    Mew mew mew these are all good butt ‘Pissey Kitty’ iss thee best…thee look iss creepy! Ladymu sayss shee wood bee so scared shee wood not bee abull to move if mee looked like that!!
    Now thee kitty on thee doggie was berry funny too!!!
    Sorry wee fell beehind…long storey…at leest wee are vizitin now rite? πŸ˜‰
    Luv you Unccle Bacon frum neffkitty Siddhartha Henry ❀

    • PigLove

      03/20/2015 at 4:21 pm

      aaww my nefkitty – I knew ya’ll have had your hands and paws full. I couldn’t imagine waking up to pissed kitty sitting in the corner in my room looking at me. Shivers to mergatroid. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        03/23/2015 at 3:20 pm

        Mee will nevurr do ‘pissey kittie’ here mee can tell you! LadyMum iss too nice fur that πŸ˜‰
        An so are you Unccle Bacon πŸ™‚
        ***nose kissess*** Siddhartha Henry xxx

  7. The Canadian Cats

    03/22/2015 at 9:07 pm

    My lordy…these guys have real problems…I think its the way they view the world around them…


    • PigLove

      03/23/2015 at 11:55 am

      Exactly! Life is too short for problems. Let’s turn those problems upside down and have fun! Squeals. XOXO – Bacon


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