March Madness?

15 Mar

What is this March madness that I keep hearing about?  I turn on the television and they are talking about it.  Dad is talking about it.  It’s on the computer.  I don’t get it.  They talk about March madness and brackets.  Brackets?  What are brackets?

I know it’s March – is it about nature outside?  Is it about coming out of my piggy hibernation from the winter?

Is it about Spring and Summer that relate to warm weather and running?  Is that the bracket they are talking about?

Is it about the fresh fruit that I start to get with warmer weather?  You know – strawberries, cantaloupes and my favorite watermelon?

I’m confused – will I go mad if I get this bracket?

 Is it time to kick back in my chair outside and let the sun touch my belly?  Maybe the bracket is making sure that I use suntan lotion so that I don’t burn?  I know it’s definitely time to kick these hooves up in the air and start coming out of the cold of winter.

I’ve been so confused about this for days that finally I had a heart to heart with mom this morning.  I asked her what this March Madness and bracket thing was.  I was kind of getting scared about it.



The backboards that shatter.  The free throws.  The rebounds. The dribbling.  It all comes back to me now.

It’s *THAT* kind of March Madness.  That’s such a relief.  I thought for a moment it was a disease!  Snort.

So, let’s everyone get a little bit of the March Madness and shout for your team!  I wonder if they need a smart, slightly spoiled, adventurous pig for a team.  With this pot belly I’m kind of awkward in making a dunk but I can be heck on dribbling!


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17 responses to “March Madness?

  1. onespoiledcat

    03/15/2015 at 6:50 am

    March madness……..all that basketball stuff on TV and shouting humans and snacks flying in the air when there’s a basket – it’s too much for me. I prefer the nice peaceful baseball game to that basketball stuff. I bet you’d be a FINE dribbler though Bacon……..every time I visit my water bowl I do a credible job of it myself!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:17 am

      aaww Awesome cousin. I do dribbling the best and I bet you would be awesome at it as well. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    03/15/2015 at 8:05 am

    what? where the snacks fly through the air Sammy? Let’s enter that place :o) Bro, you would be the best dribbler… and Miss Piggy would sit in the first row to root for you… while eating grilled frog legs :o)

    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:18 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. I like that vision in my piggy head. Evil snorts – you are a great brother! XOXO – Bacon

  3. speedyrabbit

    03/15/2015 at 10:21 am

    bet you don’t miss any snack..hehehe,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:18 am

      Looks at pot belly. Who me? Snorts – no way! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Molly The Wally

    03/15/2015 at 11:02 am

    BOL funny and we are pretty good at dribbling too. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Reilly & Denny

    03/15/2015 at 11:25 am

    it’s just another ‘madness’ we like to ignore – much like foozeball madness 🙂

    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:19 am

      Snorts!! I’m with you. XOXO – Bacon

  6. The Canadian Cats

    03/15/2015 at 12:57 pm

    What? We have never heard of March Madness…but the idea of food flying through the air. is so appealing. Feel like a snack? Just look and see what’s flying by.

    Love the picture of you in the Easy Rider chair,



    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:19 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. That’s the only “madness” I want and need – food fight! XOXO – Bacon

  7. hairballexpress

    03/15/2015 at 1:44 pm

    Hehe – enjoy, Piggy dude!😺

  8. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    03/15/2015 at 1:50 pm

    We would love to have you as our mascot, Bacon! 🙂 Maybe you’ll get more chips from your dad if he’s watching this March madness!! Ellie, Steve, Bo, and Kobi

    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:20 am

      Snorts – hey I’m in if it involves more eatables – 🙂 Go Team! XOXO – Bacon

  9. sunsetdragon

    03/15/2015 at 11:16 pm

    Just bring Spring and the warm weather and fresh fruit and I am happy.

    • PigLove

      03/16/2015 at 10:21 am

      YES!! YES!! YES!! Fresh fruit and warm weather. I can almost taste it and feel it. I like the way you think my friend. XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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