Dear Bacon – This cold. This awful weather outside. This snow and ice. Make.it.go.away. I’m so ready for Spring. I go outside to do my business and I just can’t wait to get back inside to the heat. Help. Signed Passed Out Frozen
Dear Passed Out Frozen – Soon my little friend, very soon. I can almost smell Spring. I can hear the birds. I can see the flowers starting to come out to play. Hang in there little guy – it will be here soon. I can feel it in my piggy bones!
Dear Bacon – I think we got it wrong. See, we heard two fisherman talking about French kissing. They were describing it but I don’t think this what they meant. Do you? Signed Frenchie
Dear Frenchie – Okay my friends I had to ask daddy about this one because I had no clue as well. Daddy said that it may feel like you are swallowing the other one’s head if you don’t do it right. It’s more tongue action and less swallowing the head of your loved one. He kind of lost me after that. It sounded gross. Then I heard mom laughing at me because I said it was gross. Rolls piggy eyes. Humans are so weird. Just stay with regular kissing – best of luck!
Dear Bacon – Our human, he is weird. He thought it “would be so neat” to put our food in the middle of the pool full of water. Really human? This is funny? Really? Bacon you gotta help us to get even. Signed Pissed Off
Dear Pissed Off – What in the world?! This means WAR my friends. Do you hear me – W.A.R. Here’s what you do. There’s this fluffy white stuff the humans *have* to have in their litter box they call the bathroom. Gather it all. Every single last roll of the fluffy stuff. Then take it out back in the back yard and throw it in the pool with all of the water. Evil snorts. That’ll get them where it hurts. Trust me on this.
Dear Bacon – True love always finds a way. Whether it is across the world, the next state, the next city or the next stall. We are firm believers. Signed Love for Two
Dear Love for Two – That is so very sweet and special my friend. As I read it, rain of joyous tears came down my snout. So sweet – keep it alive my friends.
Dear Bacon – I’m keeping an eye on my brother. I just left him something and he should smell it in 3, 2, 1 – Barks with laughter. Signed SBD
Dear SBD – Oh dear piggy heavens. Don’t tell me SBD as in Silent But Deadly. Drops piggy head and shakes it. There’s always one in the group. WOW! It never gets old hearing about farts – snorts.
REMEMBER FRIENDS – We can’t have Dear Bacon issues without YOU. Keep your pictures and questions coming to me via email 🙂
Sand Spring Chesapeakes
03/10/2015 at 1:39 am
Crack me up! Love them all but the fish kissing explanation is the best!
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 10:55 am
Snorts and rolls with laughter. I had to get dad’s help with that one. Eeww… cooties. XOXO – Bacon
Midwestern Plant Girl
03/10/2015 at 6:50 am
Bacon, you’re the best! Thank goodness you’re here to save us from these pressing issues! 😀😆
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 10:56 am
Even anipals need help my sweet friend. And I’m here to lend a listening ear from all of them. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
03/10/2015 at 6:59 am
hahahahahahaha…….good grief. The food in the middle of the pool is just plain MEAN but then again, it saves on the grocery bill I suppose!
Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 10:57 am
Snorts. Payback should be interesting with those ticked off kitties. I know if I was there, I would just stomp through and they could crawl over me. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
03/10/2015 at 7:25 am
wow, Passed out Frozen could enter the shakespeare festival…. bet that would be the best hamlet stage play ever :o)
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 10:57 am
I’m sure it would brother. How dramatic huh? I hate to see him if he was starving… snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Eli Pacheco
03/10/2015 at 10:38 am
I should put my kids’ food in the middle of the bathtub to get them to take a bath!
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 4:23 pm
Snorts and rolls with laughter. Mom tries with me. When she gives me a bath, she throws carrots in the tub to keep me busy. Smart woman. XOXO – Bacon
Will and Eko
03/10/2015 at 10:38 am
Just gotta hold on, spring is coming.
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 4:23 pm
Thanks my friend. Can you speed it up please? XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
03/10/2015 at 10:55 am
BOL funny and mega snorts at Pissed Off. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
evilsquirrel13
03/10/2015 at 12:50 pm
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, YUM!
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 2:32 pm
Snorts and rolls with laughter. Carnivore. HA! XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
03/10/2015 at 2:43 pm
hmmm someone forgot to tell that fish you are only meant to eat fish smaller than yourself – not the same size 🙂
PigLove
03/10/2015 at 3:58 pm
Snorts. I think you might be right my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
03/10/2015 at 8:13 pm
Mew mew mew oh Unccle Bacon mee an LadyMum luvved thee kat letter…you give pawsum advice 😉
324 pawss up! Yur thee best!
❤ LUV ❤ nefkitty Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum ❤
PigLove
03/11/2015 at 9:15 am
aaww thanks my netkitty. I really appreciate that. Anipals have problems too and I really do try to help out. XOXO – Bacon