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The Great Cookie Caper

09 Mar

Call Scooby Doo.  Call Sherlock Holmes.  Heck call my cousin Sherlock Bones.  We have quite the mystery here at the Hotel Thompson.  This is cookie season – you know Girl Scout cookies.  We here ❤ the Girl Scouts.  Our front door has a sign that reads, “No Soliciting… unless you have Girl Scout Cookies”.  That sign is fully enforced – snorts and rolls with laughter.

So mom buys boxes of Girl Scouts cookies (I’m ashamed to say how many but I can tell you they freeze well for during the year in emergency cases).  She gets her box of gold and brings them home.  Dad’s all time favorite is Samoas.  Dad’s mouth has been watering all day long since mom called and told him she had him a stash.  He gets him a tall glass of milk and he is going to have him a few while watching Jeopardy – which is another post for another day.

He reaches for his box and what the pig?  The box is light.  Maybe it’s a new formula – light? Snorts – no really the box is empty!  What the cream cheese he says followed by where are my cookies?!  I need cookies in my belly.  He bellows for mom to come here.  She does and he hands her the box and says, “Are you playing with me?”  That’s when she feels the box which is EMPTY.  The box is sealed, stamped and still intact.  Mom takes these pictures for proof.

 Someone had ONE job to do and guess what?  They failed miserably!  Snorts.  Mom called the person she bought the cookies from and explained what happened.  Even he was like what?  Mom did bring the box to the guy the next day and the box was replaced but…the mystery is still there.  What happened to the cookies?

Were they not put in the box to begin with?  Were they invisible for people on a DIEt?  How many other people got empty boxes?  Has this happened to you before?

And let me just nip the rumor going around – snorts oinks – me and Houdini did NOT – repeat DID NOT – have anything to do with the mysterious disappearance of dad’s cookies.  There was no Mission Impossible music playing and there was no ninja moves being done by either of us.  For real.  Innocent the both of us.

 

 

 
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37 responses to “The Great Cookie Caper

  1. Midwestern Plant Girl

    03/09/2015 at 6:20 am

    This sure is a mystery! Pretty funny one also!

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:42 pm

      You think? You should have seen the look on dad’s face. PRICELESS. I think the man really wanted those cookies. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/09/2015 at 6:28 am

    Well, that is just the WORST box of cookies ever! Empty. Ugh. The worst!

    Love and air licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:43 pm

      I know! One girl scout had one job to pack cookies and guess what. She didn’t do that one job. Daddy got no cookies from that box this date. Snorts and laughs. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    03/09/2015 at 8:54 am

    ooooh what a rip off… an empty box of cookies… maybe that were helium cookieswhat fly away when you open the box? bro, I’m glad that cookie selling is not common here… I wrote a post today about my mommas homemade cookies… think that explains why I’m glad that no one bought cookies from my momma…..

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:44 pm

      Snorts brother! I read that and was trying not to snort with laughter. I mean with her Hell-bow being all messed up and everything. I think the Girl Scouts were trying to tell daddy the ugly word – DIEt. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Will and Eko

    03/09/2015 at 9:48 am

    When it comes to missing cookies, I’m usually the culprit, but I’m claiming innocence on this one as well. Must have been a defective box.

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:45 pm

      It just had to be a defective box. Because I *know* me and Houdini didn’t get any cookies. Nope. None. Zilch. Nada. Not even a crumb. <> XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. onespoiledcat

    03/09/2015 at 10:35 am

    HMM……whoever was in charge of sticking cookies in boxes at the cookie factory musta taken a nap !!!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:45 pm

      They had one job to do cousin. Just one job and they sucked. Snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Molly The Wally

    03/09/2015 at 10:46 am

    LOL just one job and an epic fail. Have a marvellous Monday
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:45 pm

      Snorts thanks Molly! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. katsrus

    03/09/2015 at 2:00 pm

    I bet the Leprechauns got it. LOL.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:51 pm

      That has to be it! Darn those creatures. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. The Canadian Cats

    03/09/2015 at 4:01 pm

    Aww, some guy at Girl Guide cookie headquarters is playing with your mind. It is a plot to slowly drive a devoted cookie monster, of the girl guide persuasions slowly out of their mind. Keep an eye on your dad Bacon….he could flip out anytime.

    Huggles,

    Shoko

     
    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 4:44 pm

      Shoki my friend – I think you are right. My daddy went over the edge that night. Full glass of milk and no cookies. Least to say, he lost his cookies… literally. Snorts and rolls with laughter. Poor guy. I always knew that about him. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • The Canadian Cats

        03/09/2015 at 6:47 pm

        hahaha….what a dad….you gotta admit he’s different. The first argument mom and dad had when they got married was over cookies….you must do a blog….like show and tell on the first argument had between partners….it would be priceless.

         
      • PigLove

        03/10/2015 at 12:26 am

        Awesome. I’ll have to write that down. It would be neat. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

         
  9. Reilly & Denny

    03/09/2015 at 5:10 pm

    its the kebbler elf’s fault – they are jealous about people buying girl scout cookies so they have been secretly sabotaging the boxes 🙂

     
  10. gentlestitches

    03/09/2015 at 10:56 pm

    LOL! I keep thinking of sneaky ninja pig. (I know you didnt do it though!) 😀

     
    • PigLove

      03/10/2015 at 12:30 am

      Innocent oinker that I am – no way. I wouldn’t steal dads cookies like he steals Santas cookies. Oops did I say that out loud? Dad your busted. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. sunsetdragon

    03/10/2015 at 12:15 am

    I bet it was the fur things.

     
    • PigLove

      03/10/2015 at 12:22 am

      You think!? I know it wasn’t me or Houdini. No way. We wouldn’t get between daddy and his cookies. Shivers thinking about that. The man almost cried. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Nylabluesmum

    03/10/2015 at 8:25 pm

    Iss berry berry cure-euss Unccle Bacon…mee finkss sumone at thee cookie packin place eated them bye misstake an furgot to put thee cookiess inn thee box an seeled thee box an sent it out////bet there are more emptee boxess out there….
    That must reelly uppyset yur Pappaw fur sure!
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • PigLove

      03/11/2015 at 9:18 am

      Oh it did. Daddy was astonished and shocked and a little disappointed as to having no cookies. I just wonder how many boxes ‘slipped’ through the factory like that. And wouldn’t you think that someone would have noticed how light and empty feeling the box felt? That was the other weird part about it. Very curious indeed. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/14/2015 at 2:35 pm

        Berrry berry cureeuss Bacon!!! Mee wunderss what thee werkerss who packed thee cookiess were finkin??
        Poor Pappaw 😦
        **nose kissess** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xx

         
      • PigLove

        03/16/2015 at 10:04 am

        Thankfully he got his box replaced and was last seen in cookie heaven snarfing down the entire box without sharing. Clicks tongue, snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/17/2015 at 1:21 pm

        Mew mew mew yur Pappaw iss so funny Unccle Bacon…hee did not even give you 1 littul cookie??
        **shakess** head…THEE nerve….mew mew mew….
        *paw patss* Siddhartha Henry xx

         
      • PigLove

        03/17/2015 at 2:01 pm

        It’s okay my little friend. Houdini shared one of his Blue Dog Bakery cookies. Those are delicious! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/17/2015 at 4:12 pm

        AAAAHHH that iss so nice of Houdini!!! He iss a good doggie inn spite of beein a bit bouncey 😉
        ❤ LUV ❤ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry ❤

         
      • PigLove

        03/18/2015 at 9:03 am

        Snorts – you are right me nefkitty. He is ‘bouncy’. Rolls with laughter. Bouncy off the sofa. Bouncy off the floors and walls…. bouncy everywhere! Maybe mom and dad should have named him Tigger? XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/20/2015 at 10:31 am

        Mew mew mew Unccle Bacon mee was fesrt named TIGSS beecause mee bounced off thee wallss too!! Butt mee not like that name at all 😉
        Mee REELLY LIKED “Dharth Vader” beecause hee iss feerce an scarey!! Mew mew mew….An then mee beecame SidDHARTHa Henry to reefelct mee Burmese heritage an mee mellow side (which LadyMum syass shee iss waitin to discovurr, mew mew mew….)
        Houdini’ss an Tiggur’ss are ALLWAYSS BOUNCEY!!!
        ****paw kissess****bouncey neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

         
      • PigLove

        03/20/2015 at 2:58 pm

        We are twins my friend. TWINS. I love to go bouncey off of everything. It’s so much fun! And lately – barks – barks – lately I’ve learned how to move my big bed which has great bounciability. Once moved to my favorite spot in front of the sofa, I climb on top of the sofa and then jump on my bed bouncing like a trampoline. It’s so fun! I just bark and bark having fun until daddy makes me stop – the spoil sport – barks! ❤ Houdini

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/20/2015 at 3:01 pm

        Mee-you Houdini wanna come over an bouncey on Ladymum’s BIG Queen size bed?? Wee can do zoomiess an bouncey’ss an shred tisshue papurr an wressel….wee wood have SUCH fun!!!!!
        Yur so clvurr to have figured out how to ‘bounce’ yur own bed…mee can tippy over mee pedestal bed when mee bouncey’ss off it an fliess….
        Wee ARE twinss Houdini….
        Mee mewss reel loud; can you teech mee to bark like you???
        ~~~head bonkss~~~ Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

         
      • PigLove

        03/20/2015 at 4:15 pm

        I can teach you to bark if you teach me how to speak purr. I would love to say something to MG. And I would love to come over buddy. We could have loads of fun bouncing around your house for sure! ❤ Houdini

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        03/21/2015 at 4:40 pm

        Bouncey bouncey bouncey…mew mew mew…..
        Ok come on over an mee teechess you sum Purr an you can teech mee sum Woof!
        Yurss Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

         
      • PigLove

        03/23/2015 at 11:29 am

        Deal! ❤ Houdini

         

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