Come Here Spring!

05 Mar

Dearest Mother Nature – Really?  This weather you are throwing at us is outrageous.  One day it’s in the 70’s and the next day it’s in the 30’s.  Daddy says you are going through – what did he call it? – menopause.  He says that’s the only way to explain the vast difference in temperatures.  I can’t tell you what mommy called it – it was a bad word.

Yesterday here it was beautiful.  It was the first day it hasn’t rained.  Which by the way it has rained so much that I think I’m sprouting feathers and quacking now instead of oinking.  Today when mom went to work, it was so dark I thought it was night.  Nope, it was the same time that she usually leaves.  It was dark because it looked like the sky was fixing to fall out with thunderstorms.  Lovely.

And let me tell you about Albert, mom’s Smart car.  Mommy has not driven him in 8 days.  Why?  Because with your winds, your rain, your up and down temperatures, dad thought mom would be safer in Tank, the other car.  So you see now Mother Nature you are ticking off Albert.  He wants to run and he can’t.

 You know there are medicines that you can take for these mood swings.  If they don’t help, maybe you need to see a professional instead of taking this out on everyone in the world.  I’m just sayin’.


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20 responses to “Come Here Spring!

  1. easyweimaraner

    03/05/2015 at 12:38 pm

    Oh I so agree, that’s a metereo-pause hahaha and it’s awful… yesterday we had spring and the crazy frog (mom) thought she can wear a t-shirt today… she was back in my crib within one minute, because we had -2°c… from +17°c yesterday… maybe Albert has an idea? I mean he is a SMART… so if someone knows what we can do, than a smart car :o)

    • PigLove

      03/05/2015 at 1:30 pm

      You could be right there brother. Mom left this morning in a t-shirt. I bet she will be shaking in her Ugg boots before she gets home. The weather outside has dropped 20 degrees since she left. Snorts – dad tried to tell her. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Lori Fontanes

    03/05/2015 at 12:39 pm

    My ducks will gladly trade you a few rainstorms for a future share of April mud. 😉

    • PigLove

      03/05/2015 at 2:31 pm

      Snorticles! You are so on – XOXO – Bacon

  3. majormanafemale

    03/05/2015 at 1:06 pm

    Meam while up in north east Indiana we ard just shaming are heads waiting for 40° fairnheight and for this dangum snow to melt. I can’t take walking on crunchy stuff much longer before I go insane.

    • PigLove

      03/05/2015 at 2:30 pm

      Oh dear friend. I would definitely feel the same! XOXO – Bacon

  4. evilsquirrel13

    03/05/2015 at 1:25 pm

    That bunny is downright scary! Maybe from the Easter version of Pet Semetary?

    • PigLove

      03/05/2015 at 2:32 pm

      Snorticles – I want to say he was ‘disapproving’ but now that I’m looking at the picture his eyes are following me around my bedroom. Something might be up with that freak – I mean bun-bun. XOXO – Bacon

  5. onespoiledcat

    03/05/2015 at 2:08 pm

    We think Mother Nature must be going thru menopause (oops….I mean minipaws). She’s persnickety and changes her mind for no reason and seems to do the strangest stuff sometimes……Dad says it reminds him of someone he knows……

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      03/05/2015 at 3:02 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. My dad says the same thing. I wonder what’s up with that? Too hot – too cold – too much rain – too much snow. Come on Mother Nature – get it together! XOXO – Bacon

  6. The Scottie Chronicles

    03/05/2015 at 4:40 pm

    OH. SNORTS. It’s sleeting and snowing up here right now. I’m at my wit’s end. And that’s saying something.

  7. Nylabluesmum

    03/05/2015 at 4:47 pm

    Mee-you mee an ladyMum are sorry yur weather iss so bad…ourss iss just thee same old; same old…a bit of sun an LOTSS of snow!!! 😉
    Wehre oh where iss Spring?? Mee wantss mee ferst spring so-o much Unncle Bacon….
    ***paw kissess*** (quack quack quack) Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum xxxx

  8. Molly The Wally

    03/06/2015 at 5:11 am

    Mother Nature is being so mean to some and my that bunny is scary.Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      03/06/2015 at 9:40 am

      Maybe that bunny will scare winter away? I hope so because I’m ready for some Spring for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Frankie and Ernie

    03/06/2015 at 9:52 am

    WE are With you 87.000% we have over 5 inches of snow and it is actual temp of NEGATIVE 5 degrees… -5° What has happened to the world???

    • PigLove

      03/06/2015 at 10:31 am

      gulps and squeals and shivers. Oh my piggy heavens NEGATIVE 5. Oh dear Lord. I would definitely be burying myself under a ton of blankets and not coming out until Spring. XOXO – Bacon

  10. gentlestitches

    03/06/2015 at 10:28 pm

    OMP!!!! Too funny! Mother nature needs a “hand held fan”. I have a spare from Japan! LOL!

    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:24 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. She made need it Auntie Sharon. I don’t think she knows what she wants anymore. XOXO – Bacon

  11. speedyrabbit

    03/07/2015 at 11:44 am

    yep Spring needs to spring out of her box,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:28 pm

      YES! I’m so ready for long walks outside and the sun puddles on my back. XOXO – Bacon


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