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Snowplow Blonde

22 Feb

Okay – my mom is down deep a blonde.  I saw this today and had to share.  Why?  Because it reminds me of my mom of course – snorts.  Hope you enjoy it.  Nothing personal to any blondes out there.  Really.

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.  She didn’t panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her.  “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by and she started to follow it.  She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.  Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.  The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot.  Do you want to follow me over to Best Buy?”

 
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Posted by on 02/22/2015 in Bacon

 

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21 responses to “Snowplow Blonde

  1. easyweimaraner

    02/22/2015 at 12:34 pm

    bawhahahahaha!… I mean … ummm… well…she sits next to me :o)

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:00 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. Mine is laying in the bed – we are so ALIKE brother. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    02/22/2015 at 3:25 pm

    Hahaha! Funny! 😀

     
  3. Nikitaland

    02/22/2015 at 4:47 pm

    Well, they say blondes have more fun, right? Who knows, she might find a good buy at Best Buy! ha ha

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:03 pm

      Exactly! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. dogdaz

    02/22/2015 at 7:44 pm

    Haha never expected blond jokes from you.

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:04 pm

      Well my mom is bottled blonde – snorts. That tells you a lot. Me and dad give her a lot of grief. All in fun – thank goodness she loves jokes. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dogdaz

        02/23/2015 at 3:00 pm

        Better than dumb pig jokes, I am sure

         
      • PigLove

        02/23/2015 at 4:57 pm

        Of course – but I do have some of those up my piggy sleeves too – snorts and laughs. XOXO – Bacon

         
  5. Deborah Boza Valledor

    02/22/2015 at 9:21 pm

    Hahahaha! You had us going there Bacon…thanks for the Sunday laugh!

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:05 pm

      You are so welcome my dear friends! I’m so glad you enjoyed my piggy humor. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. gentlestitches

    02/22/2015 at 9:24 pm

    LOL!

     
  7. fozziemum

    02/23/2015 at 12:23 am

    Bwhhhhaha mind you i have some blonde moments….just sayin 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:13 pm

      Snorts – so does my mom my friend. You wouldn’t believe some of the things that she has done. Like the other night. She was looking for her cell phone for almost an hour. She was holding it the entire time. She was reading a book on it and forgot about it. Doh! See, my mom the blonde. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        02/23/2015 at 8:13 pm

        Hahahahaah i try and put the toaster in the fridge and wonder why it won’t fit????….loves Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2015 at 10:18 am

        Snorts – Ya’ll are definitely TWO of a kind my friend. I love it! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/25/2015 at 12:47 am

        Hahahaah complete putz!! loves fozziemum xx

         
  8. wallaceandsamuel

    02/23/2015 at 12:27 am

    BOL!!!!!! That sounds like our mom too!
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:13 pm

      Snorts! Your mom and mine is SO related. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Molly The Wally

    02/23/2015 at 4:41 am

    Too funny. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 12:15 pm

      You too my sweet Molly! XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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