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Kermit Gone Bad

21 Feb

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Dear Miss Piggy,

Kermit is bad for you.  Look at this drunken amphibian.  Getting drunk – taking selfies and posting them on Facebook.  All of this when he should be spending quality time with the Goddess that you are.

Any time you are ready for a better life and to be treated like you should – call me okay.

Your Loving Future Piggy Husband – Bacon20140716-192404-69844349.jpg

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30 Comments

Posted by on 02/21/2015 in Bacon

 

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30 responses to “Kermit Gone Bad

  1. Cupcake

    02/21/2015 at 6:09 am

    How can she possibly resist your gorgeous self, B.?

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:45 am

      I know! She has to come to terms soon. I’m the PIG for her and can treat her with respect. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. onespoiledcat

    02/21/2015 at 6:41 am

    Well THAT ought to convince Miss Piggy that she placed her trust in the wrong guy!!

    Good luck…………..Cousin Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:46 am

      Thanks cousin. I just know she’s the pig for me. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    02/21/2015 at 7:07 am

    I guessed it… a green slippery boozer, ha! and I bet he even takes drugs, probably cocain-mosquitos and lsd-flies…but it’s not easy being green, maybe this state is bearable only plastered :o)

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:47 am

      Snorts – a drunken, pill popping amphibian. Who would have thought it? He’s hit mushy rock bottom. Are you listening Miss Piggy? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        02/23/2015 at 11:56 am

        I hope she will listen: Hey Miss Piggy, this green guy grew up in a swamp… don’t trust him :o)

         
      • PigLove

        02/23/2015 at 1:14 pm

        Exactly – wrong side of the tracks. This green thing is not for you my future bride. XOXO – Bacon

         
  4. Marty the Manx

    02/21/2015 at 9:26 am

    Ohhhh Bacon, going after the older women 🙂 MOL! Those amphibians can’t be trusted!

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:49 am

      No they can’t. I want Miss Piggy to be my “cougar”. Rolls and snorts with laughter. Hello Mrs. Robinson. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Molly The Wally

    02/21/2015 at 10:23 am

    Outrageous. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly.

     
  6. dogdaz

    02/21/2015 at 10:34 am

    Miss Piggy deserves you Bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:50 am

      aaww thanks my friend. I really love her. She’s ALL piggy woman to me. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dogdaz

        02/23/2015 at 2:01 pm

        I used to have a Pigs In Space lunch box!

         
      • PigLove

        02/23/2015 at 2:33 pm

        Squeals!! That would be so pigneato! XOXO – Bacon

         
  7. johannisthinking@wordpress.com; pedalpushingthoughts@wordpresss.com

    02/21/2015 at 10:35 am

    Did you hear that LITTLE CAESAR’s is now having–for a limited time—Pizza wrapped in bacon! Please keep it MUM…wouldn’t want Ms. Piggy to hear about it. Kermit needs to lay off the booze! I liked him better sober and kind.

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:51 am

      Gulps. Pizza wrapped in moi!? Oh no. This can’t be good. What if they find out where I live and want … ME? Oh no. I may have to go into hiding until that ridiculous promotion is done. XOXO – Bacon
      Off to make signs now “NO TO LITTLE CAESAR’s”…. Yeah that should work.

       
  8. Reilly & Denny

    02/21/2015 at 11:56 am

    you do have to wonder what she sees in him – you would be a much better catch Bacon

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:52 am

      aaww – you’re such wonderful friends. See, I can provide her with everything she could possibly need here at the Hotel Thompson. I even have my own room! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Ally Bean

    02/21/2015 at 12:47 pm

    Sometimes you just have to tell it like is… and if the love of your life won’t listen to you, then a few photos are the only way to make your point. She can do so much better than him. Obviously.

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:53 am

      This is true. You do have a point. She should know the truth about that squirmy Kermit. He is so not the man for her. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. hairballexpress

    02/21/2015 at 1:05 pm

    Oooooooh poor Miss Piggy! How can she possibly be satisfied with the tiny green thing when she could have A PAWSOME Piggy like you? How about if I go catch the green menace? That will “eliminate” the PURRoblem!!😹

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:54 am

      ooohhh squeals!! Oh ya’ll are the bestest friends ever!! Could you possibly make that weirdo disappear? Snorts – I’ll be there to catch and help the grieving Miss Piggy. Oh YES! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • hairballexpress

        02/23/2015 at 12:29 pm

        Yes, poor Miss Piggy ‘s little heart will be broken – but she’ll recover a son as she sees a big, strong Piggy they’re waiting to help her recover!!😹

         
      • PigLove

        02/23/2015 at 1:16 pm

        most definitely. I will catch her when she passes out from the really bad tragedy. I’ll give her to even grieve before I jump – I mean rescue that broken heart. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • hairballexpress

        02/23/2015 at 2:36 pm

        MWAHAHAHA!!!!!😹

         
  11. speedyrabbit

    02/21/2015 at 1:35 pm

    how can she resist you my friend,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:54 am

      aaww thanks pal. That means a lot to me. I really love that pig. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. gentlestitches

    02/22/2015 at 12:50 am

    Ah bacon, I think you can expect a phone call from Miss P very soon! :-G

     
    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:55 am

      I really hope so Auntie Sharon. I love that swine. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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