Dear Bacon

17 Feb

20140717-070656-25616520.jpgDear Bacon – sshh be very quiet.  I’m the KING of hide and go seek with the dumb dog.  He *never* looks up.  I could have killed him several times with these massive claws of mine but I didn’t.  I let him live to see another day of how stupid he is.  Meow – just goes to show that the cat is the better breed in the anipal world.  How are you at hide and go seek my friend?  Signed Meows Hanging Tall

Dear Hanging Tall –  I would have to beg the difference with you my friend.  Pigs are pretty smart and intelligent as well.  Believe it or not but we are some of the smartest anipals in the world.  We don’t give away our secrets.  You may feel the need to hang from the doorway in your ‘hiding’ spot.  Keep up your ninja skills because after the pooch see’s this Dear Bacon issue, he will know exactly where you are hiding these days. :).



Dear Bacon –  The humans gave us this great idea.  You see when they go to the doctor – even if it’s for a sore throat – and the doctor tells them to disrobe, they do it without thinking about it because a DOCTOR said to.  So me and my bro thought we can do that too.  We are going to set up shop in the hood and when the ladies come, we are going to do the same thing.  Sweet huh?  Signed Doctors Doogy and Albert

Dear “Doctors Doogy and Albert” –  Oh my piggy heavens!  Really?  One word my friends.  Just word is only needed.  PERVERTS.  P.S.  Stay away from my friends.


20140717-070656-25616763.jpgDear Bacon –  Help!  The humans brought this Sir Barks A Lot miniature thing they call a dog into my home.  I have been stuck on this couch forever.  It won’t shut up.  It’s telling ME the rules of MY house.  What the cream cheese?  Make it stop dude.  Please.  Signed Helpless on Vinyl

Dear Helpless on Vinyl –  Not you too my friend?  My humans brought home one as well who likes to demand things.  Rolls piggy eyes.  The safest way to proceed, ignore him.  Hopefully he will go away.  And please come down off of the couch.  Look at yourself.  Cowering down over a pooch of what six pounds.  Oh my goodness – you do live with me!  My grief of torture is also six pounds.  We must unite.  Call me okay.  Maybe we can airmail them somewhere.  Snorts.



.Dear Bacon – I don’t get why some dogs don’t like baths.  I ❤ baths.  When the humans leave for an evening out, the first thing I do is get the water running and add some bubbles.  Then I turn down the lights and jump in.  I know I have at least 2-3 hours before the humans return.  I highly recommend it.  What do you think?  Signed Splish Splash

Dear Splish Splash –  Well I must admit that you look really happy in your fun palace of bubbles.  If that’s what you are into, then I say enjoy buddy.  Everyone needs some way to let go of a little stress.  What are you hurting?  .


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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    02/17/2015 at 4:00 am

    oh boy… i thought to get a mini me is a funny thing… i have some doubts now hahahaha

    • PigLove

      02/17/2015 at 8:55 am

      Snorts! Trust me brother. My little mini me drives me up the wall some days. XOXO – Bacon

  2. hutchagoodlife

    02/17/2015 at 5:16 am

    Always entertaining!!


    ps. we’re back!!

  3. noodle4president

    02/17/2015 at 10:41 am

    Bahahahahaha – Dear Bacon is one of my favorite internet reads 🙂

    • PigLove

      02/17/2015 at 11:14 am

      Aaww. Thanks so very much my friend. I appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Molly The Wally

    02/17/2015 at 10:56 am

    Always makes us chuckle… of the best features on the net. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly,

    • PigLove

      02/17/2015 at 11:14 am

      Aaww. That means a lot to me my friends. Thanks! XOXO – Bacon

  5. gentlestitches

    02/17/2015 at 6:10 pm

    gave me a laugh this morning! (I hope your Mom is getting better) ❤

    • PigLove

      02/17/2015 at 7:46 pm

      Thanks Auntie Sharon. Mom is feeling a lot better today. Each day is a step in the right direction for her. XOXO – Bacon

  6. forloveandnapo

    02/21/2015 at 1:26 am

    aww! i love it when these little “dear bacon” issues come up in my feed! they’re the cutest! i should tell my pets to send letters your way as well!
    much love, diana

    • PigLove

      02/23/2015 at 11:44 am

      aaaww thanks my friend. I really appreciate that. They are definitely the highlight of my week as well. I love getting my Dear Bacon letters! XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Canadian Cats

    03/08/2015 at 4:38 pm

    This kitty hanging from the doorway seems rather bitter. I don’t care for dogs but feel bad for this guy. Think kitty needs a kitty shrink to find the cause of this cruel streak. Perhaps he was abused by a dog when he was a kit and can’t channel his mistrust. Whatever….this kit needs help.


    • PigLove

      03/09/2015 at 2:40 pm

      I’m not sure. I think he’s the number 1 Hide and Go Seek expert I’ve ever met. But just in case, I’ll make him an appointment with Dr Philgood to see if he has any trust issues. XOXO – Bacon

      • The Canadian Cats

        03/09/2015 at 3:02 pm

        Good thinking Bacon. He really should get rid of any hidden issues that are making him aggressive.


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