Dear Bacon

10 Feb

20140717-072526-26726630.jpgDear Bacon – All I can say is meow!  What we do for our humans to see the smiles on their faces.  Sometimes a line needs to be drawn.  Me wearing a sock is where that line comes into play.  At least they could have washed the sock first.  Eeow Meow.  Help.  Signed Helpless

Dear Helpless – Let’s look at this in a different way my friend.  Looking at your arms, I don’t see a lot of hair.  Perhaps – and this is stretching it a bit – but perhaps they were thinking of you and your needs.  Perhaps they thought you were cold in this weather?  Yeah, that’s it.  They were trying to comfort you and keep your warm.  Okay, they have a funny way of showing it by using a stinky sock but tell me this.  Did it do the trick?  Are you all snug as a bug and warm in that cocoon?  And hey, you may look like that the little guy from Harry Potter but you do look kind of cute there.  It’s in the eyes my friend.



Dear Bacon –  Can’t stop right now.  I’m playing G-Force on the PlayStation.  You know what G-Force is, right?  It’s a game with guinea pigs that have awesome skills – just like me.  Humans don’t understand the game because well they are not us and us have secrets to the world.  You understand right Bacon?  Signed G-Force in Action

Dear G Force in Action – I understand perfectly my little friend.  We take all of gaming very serious.  You should see me on Mario Brothers or Tetris.  I can do wonders in high scores in these games.  What the humans don’t know won’t hurt them.  I gotta go now.  I’m working on some signs for “BACON FOR PRESIDENT 2016”.  What do you think?  Can us anipals pull together and make this happen?  I think we can.  I *know* we can!



Dear Bacon – I found this wonderful creation in the home the humans live in.  It’s white and very soft.  So soft that I think it needs to go in my pouch.  Have you ever seen this puffy wonder?  Signed Roo with No Clue

Dear Roo with No Clue –  Oh my friend.  That marshmallow white puff is something that the humans hold close to them in their scratch box room.  It’s like sacred to them for something – I’m not sure what though.  If you are going to take it, take it fast before they catch you.  Awesome find!



Dear Bacon –  There I was walking in the jungle, minding my own business and I got a little thirsty.  When what did I see?  I saw this home that some crazy human built in the trees.  I was like WOW that’s fascinating.  So I walked over to it and looked over the edge.  BINGO!  Winner winner this elephant is a winner.  I found a watering hole just for me!  I don’t think they would mind.  Have you ever seen anything like this?  Signed Bingo

Dear Bingo – Awesome find my friend.  I’ve seen this guy on television make these homes in the tree.  I would love to have one.  I’ve been trying to talk my dad into it but somehow he doesn’t think it’s a great idea.  I can’t imagine why it wouldn’t be.  Have fun my friend.  Say hey to the humans for me. .


REMEMBER FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without *you*.  Please keep sending your pictures and letters to me via email 🙂


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27 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. sunsetdragon

    02/10/2015 at 1:20 am

    Great advice Bacon

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 9:17 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    02/10/2015 at 4:19 am

    hahahaha… that outfit is really the cat’s meow!

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 9:18 am

      Snorts. Isn’t though brother? I think we both need one – NOT! XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    02/10/2015 at 7:29 am

    Haaah poor kitty..and the poor little wallaby…loo paper is clearly not needed outside 🙂 hahahaha loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 9:19 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. I guess little wallaby wanted to play for sure. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        02/10/2015 at 6:39 pm

        Bless him..they are so sweet Wallabies….:) loves Fozziemum xxx

  4. Melon

    02/10/2015 at 7:45 am

    Hey Bacon, Dear Bacon is my favourite part of your blog!

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 9:19 am

      aaww – thanks my sweet dear friend! Every Tuesday – I’m here to please 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  5. noodle4president

    02/10/2015 at 9:31 am

    Helpless the Cat: OMD! ROTFL! In my life….oh that’s hysterical. Sorry, Helpless, but it’s too much! 😀

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 10:10 am

      Snorts! You gotta love Dear Bacon issues my friend. They are guarantee to make you laugh… or pee on yourself a little bit. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Molly The Wally

    02/10/2015 at 11:06 am

    BOL funny and loved Roo With No Clue. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. NotAPunkRocker

    02/10/2015 at 11:36 am

    I wonder if I can find a sock large enough for creature 1 or 2 to “wear”…

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 12:35 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. As long as it’s not *THIS* oinker – I say go for it my friend. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Ally Bean

    02/10/2015 at 12:28 pm

    Love this! How have I missed this before? [There was a before, yes?]

    • PigLove

      02/10/2015 at 1:24 pm

      Snorts. Every Tuesday my friend I try to help out my fellow anipals with Dear Bacon. I’m just trying to do my part. Anipals have problems too 🙂 snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Canadian Cats

    02/10/2015 at 9:01 pm

    My goodness…the elephant is so lucky…what kind of a fool would have a pool inside a short fence on the edge of a forest in the jungle? This guy must love anipals…he’ll have them all…hopefully not all at once but what a find!


    • PigLove

      02/11/2015 at 8:43 am

      Exactly! It’s like he built it just for the anipals, right? What a thoughtful dude. Snorts XOXO – Bacon

  10. Marty the Manx

    02/10/2015 at 9:42 pm

    OMC great Dear Bacon again this week 🙂

    • PigLove

      02/11/2015 at 8:44 am

      Aww thanks pal. I appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

  11. gentlestitches

    02/10/2015 at 11:26 pm

    aw!! what a cute roo!

  12. wallaceandsamuel

    02/11/2015 at 2:36 am

    OMD Bacon, that elephant reminded mom of the time she was on holiday with her parents and a Hippo decided that it wanted to take a moonlight swim in the resorts pool!! BOL!! She says it was quite something to see…and so was the bill to repair the pool afterwards.
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      02/11/2015 at 8:49 am

      Snorts. I’m sure that would have been a vision to behold – funny yet edgy dangerous you know. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Kroten

    02/11/2015 at 7:19 am

    Ooooh this is lovely!!!

    Where can I send our pic that needs some advice from the great Bacon??

    Mommy loves Helpless pic sooo much. She is thinking of sock-ing Gembul too 😉

    Ps. Gembul is the name of our cat

    • PigLove

      02/11/2015 at 8:51 am

      Snorts. You can send your pictures and questions right to me at
      I’m *always* there to help out my fellow anipal friends in need. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    02/11/2015 at 10:51 am

    that kitty in a sock is priceless,

    • PigLove

      02/11/2015 at 12:14 pm

      He really is cute! XOXO – Bacon


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