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Dear Bacon

03 Feb

 

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 Dear Bacon,  My friends say I catch like a girl.  I don’t get it.  What would make them think that of me?   My owners are always throwing stuff at me.  I look at it as fun and games.  Do you like to play like this?  Signed Eeekkk

Dear Eeekk – Oh my friend.  I have no idea why your friends would say something like that about you.  I have no clue.  Your paws up in the air like that are just so darling – did that big bone get you by surprise?  Snorts.

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20140717-071313-25993816.jpg Dear Bacon,  What?  I didn’t do this to the front room.  No sir I didn’t.  I walked in the front room and it was like this.  It wasn’t me.  Look closer at the picture – it was that flea ridden dog – he was the one that did this.  He is the one that is trying to frame sweet innocent little old me.  That’s the truth.  Cat’s honor.  Until they get paw prints taken, I am innocent my friend.  Signed Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Dear Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Well my friend I do see the pooch in question in the picture.  You do realize that technology is so advanced these days that they can take paw prints and saliva to figure out who did these things.  I’m just saying that if the dog did do it … cough cough… there would be some dog slobber somewhere.  If not, then things can get turned your way really fast.  So knowing this… perhaps you need to go and have a talk with poochie before the humans get home?  Just sayin’.

P.S.  Well played in your destruction.


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Dear Bacon, I’m totally a rule breaker.  This sign says Keep Off.  Guess what?  I’m not down with that.  That sign was just begging for this little pug thug to get up on it and take a picture.  BAM!  That’s what I say.  Signed Thug Wanna Be.  P.S.  Can you help me off of here now?

Dear Thug Wanna Be, okay that’s almost too funny for words my talented little pooch.  I hope jumping up there didn’t stunt your genealogy line for the future.  I do admire your tenacity of breaking the rules.  You’re my kind of guy.  Don’t worry.  I called Triple A.  They should be out shortly to help you down from your pedestal gracefully… soon I hope.  Until then, can I get you anything?  Coffee, tea, blanket, pillow?

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20140717-071312-25992592.jpgDear Bacon,  Everyone likes to play in the water… my asses aren’t any different.  Really, you should be getting your pool out and ready soon.  Have fun our little friend.  If you get a chance, come join us – there’s always room for more fun.  Signed Mommy Donk

Dear Mommy Donk, You know when I first read your comment I thought, “WOW, you really hate your kids.”  Then dad explained all to me.  Smiles and grins – love your play with words totally.  This oinker would love to join ya’ll the next time I’m in town.  Until then, keep playing and having the time of your lives!


Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep emailing your pictures and questions to me.  ❤

 
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23 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Nice piece of work

    02/03/2015 at 1:05 am

    hilarious 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      02/03/2015 at 9:22 am

      Thanks so very much! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. fozziemum

    02/03/2015 at 4:19 am

    Geneology lines bwahahhahah oh dear my friend again you have got the advice down right 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      02/03/2015 at 9:22 am

      aaww – thanks my friend. I really, really try hard 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        02/03/2015 at 8:33 pm

        That you do my sweet porcine pal 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

         
  3. Molly The Wally

    02/03/2015 at 5:17 am

    Snorts laughing Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    02/03/2015 at 6:26 am

    Oh boy! These are some trouble contributors. For the cat, his trouble is just beginning. That kitty will be in the doghouse, soon.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      02/03/2015 at 9:22 am

      Snorts! Thanks my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. The Canadian Cats

    02/03/2015 at 6:53 am

    Bacon, what sound advice. I was having trouble with the donkies but mom helped me with that…I thought she was kinda mean at first.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      02/03/2015 at 9:23 am

      Me too my friend until daddy explained it to me. Then I was like snort! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. easyweimaraner

    02/03/2015 at 6:58 am

    wow Eeekk, maybe you can catch a girl that way? please let me know if it works, I’m still single :o) and congrats innocent-until-proven-guilty, that’s a masterpiece of house decoration!

     
    • PigLove

      02/03/2015 at 9:24 am

      Snorts brother! These were definitely priceless this week. Great letters indeed! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Reilly & Denny

    02/03/2015 at 8:24 am

    we like the last picture of the moose – that is so cute

     
    • PigLove

      02/03/2015 at 9:24 am

      aaww – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. hairballexpress

    02/03/2015 at 11:31 pm

    MWAHAHAHAHA! Love it, piggy boo!!!😸

     
    • PigLove

      02/04/2015 at 10:00 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thanks my sweet friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. gentlestitches

    02/04/2015 at 3:01 am

    awww! I want 3 pet donkeys. ❤

     
    • PigLove

      02/04/2015 at 10:01 am

      Snorts. My neighbor has a miniature pet donkey in Alabama. He has said he would take me to go see it. I think I may take him up on the offer one day :0 XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. Nylabluesmum

    02/06/2015 at 2:17 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sherri-Ellen
    MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW!!!!! Siddhartha Henry
    Fankss fur thee laffs Unccle Bacon 😉
    Luv neffkitty Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      02/07/2015 at 11:39 am

      Thanks my sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Nikitaland

    02/07/2015 at 9:13 am

    I wish I could find the photograph I took of the deer “dumping” right in front of the “NO DUMPING ALLOWED” SIGN! That would have made a nice contribution to your collection.

     
    • PigLove

      02/07/2015 at 11:47 am

      OMP! That would have been so awesome my friend! Hilarious indeed! XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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