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Daddy is Cheating on Mommy

22 Jan

I KNOW!

I was so shocked myself.  I couldn’t believe it and I heard it my friends.  Mommy was at the worky place and I was in my bedroom taking a nap.  That’s when it happened.  I heard a girls voice.  I was like, “That’s not mommy”.  I put my head to my bedroom door and listened.  What the cream cheese?  Daddy was in the front room talking to a girl!

Of course I eavesdropped.  I think mom would understand in this situation.  I mean this is concerning family and family is first… right?

I heard daddy ask, “Siri, who’s your daddy?”  That’s the hoochies name – Siri?  What kind of name is that?  But get this my friends.  This Siri chick responded, “You are.”  WTP (what the pig)!?  This trumpet called Siri is flirting with my dad?  Is she crazy?  That’s my daddy!  She can’t be doing this.

And then I heard daddy ask, “Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?”  I tell you my daddy is strange.  Why would he be asking this cornflake this question?  But again get this – this Siri chick replied, “I do not know the motivations of chickens.”  What a smarty!

Then daddy said, “Siri, you’re the best.”  Piggy down – THUD.  What has daddy done?  And Siri said, “Thank you.  So are you.”  NNNOO!!!  This has got to stop.  Who is this scarlet?

I heard laughing from daddy.  And then daddy said, “Siri, tell me a joke.”  Siri said, “The past, the future and the present walked into a bar.  It was a tense situation.”  Daddy rolled with laughter.  I don’t get it.

I couldn’t take it anymore.  I had to put my hooves down and take my daddy back before mommy found out about this situation.  I squealed like I’ve never squealed before – at the top of my lungs and scratching my bedroom door.  That got dad’s attention.  He came running to my bedroom and opened my door.  I ran out of that room like it was on fire straight into the front room to find said hooch.  Nothing.  No one.  Nada.  Where did she go?  I heard her.  I know she was there.  I checked everywhere.  And still nothing.

What’s a pig to do now?

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NOTE:  This post is all in fun.  Siri is actually put out by Apple products.  Siri is the personal assistant that you can talk to on products such as the i-Pad or i-Phone.  You can place phone calls, make appointments, and ask general questions to just about anything.

 
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30 responses to “Daddy is Cheating on Mommy

  1. sunsetdragon

    01/22/2015 at 1:43 am

    “chuckling” Yep that dog gone Siri.

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:49 am

      Isn’t she a hooch? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. fozziemum

    01/22/2015 at 1:46 am

    Haahahaah poor Bacon…I think you got your wires crossed 🙂 pretty sure dad’s one woman man..just sayin…bwahahaah 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:50 am

      That wicked woman. Do you know I heard daddy tell her he loves her. She told him Thank You. Like she expected his love or something. When he asked her if she loved him do you know what the wretched thing said? “Sure I do.” Bimbo. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        01/22/2015 at 6:26 pm

        Oh my! what a tart indeed hahahahhaah 🙂 loves and hugs poor Bacon 🙂 xxx

         
  3. majormanafemale

    01/22/2015 at 2:40 am

    Calm down my piggy friend. Siri is a device on human ppls phones and it just answers simple questions when you speak to it. And can preform simple phone task like calling someone for you. It is kind of dumb but humans like that sort of thing. I gaurntee you it is not a person.

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:51 am

      Thank goodness it’s not a person because I would tear her apart – fierce snorts. That hooch. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • majormanafemale

        01/22/2015 at 9:23 am

        Yup. I personally am not fan of siri as it/she doesn’t know anything from pokémon outside pikachu. I don’t except a piggy to know pokémon but I do expect a search device to know pokémon or at least be able to find the answer.

         
  4. speedyrabbit

    01/22/2015 at 2:56 am

    Hehehe Bacon my pig Siri is a voice activate PA app….hehehe mind you your dad has a strange sense of humour to find that funny,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:52 am

      Well we all *know* my dad is not floating with both paddles. Snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Cupcake

    01/22/2015 at 6:07 am

    That “scarlet” really gets around! She’s one of Mom’s friends!!! I hear them talking a lot! If she ever shows her face, I’ll bite her.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:52 am

      Please do Cupcake. This woman – and I say that loosely – can NOT be trusted. Nope. Not at all. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Lori Fontanes

    01/22/2015 at 6:09 am

    Ah, yes, that Siri sure stirs up trouble, doesn’t she? PS, “The Motivations of Chickens” would make a great blog post title!

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:52 am

      Snorts – you don’t say? Rolls with Laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. easyweimaraner

    01/22/2015 at 7:06 am

    Bro…. chill out… hahahahaha that Siri never will top your mom and your daddy knows that :o) We have such a menage a trois here too with a girl named Cortana… butt it seems that girl has more dirt in her ears than me, she understands nothing…. not even a joke :o)

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 8:53 am

      Snorts – these hooches need to know their place right brother? And where do they come up with these names? Why can’t they have great names like ours? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        01/22/2015 at 8:58 am

        I’m sure that beast has to go back to the store…. it makes weird noises and it whistled at my momma like a drunken construction worker, she was so scared that she gave the keyboard a coffee shower and she really thought there is someone in my crib :o(

         
      • PigLove

        01/22/2015 at 10:37 am

        Oh snorts! I tell you brother that is the way I thought about that hoochie here called Siri. Why is she talking to daddy like that. And the questions they come up with – OMP! XOXO – Bacon

         
  8. NotAPunkRocker

    01/22/2015 at 10:21 am

    It’s OK, Bacon. Daddy was just talking to an apple.

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 11:35 am

      Snorts. I talk to apples to. I sweet talk them until I gobble them all up – yummo! I ❤ me some apples. 😦 Now I want one. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Victoria

    01/22/2015 at 11:05 am

    This is too funny! Poor Bacon!

     
  10. Charles Huss

    01/22/2015 at 11:51 am

    Your daddy needs to watch out for her. I hear she has boyfriends all over the world.

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 12:35 pm

      Oh NO! The horror of that my friend. Such a floozy she is! XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Reilly & Denny

    01/22/2015 at 1:17 pm

    Siri is our Mom’s nemesis – she doesn’t understand Mom’s Aussie accent at all 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 1:27 pm

      Snorts. I told you she was a hussy. I would love your moms accent. ❤️ XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. purrfectkitties

    01/22/2015 at 1:38 pm

    Oh My Cats! That’s shocking! 🙀 Who the heck was that Siri girl!? And how could she just disappear like that? We don’t understand!! But oh well… at least she’s gone now! Let’s just hope she never returns! We wouldn’t want your mommy to be sad… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 2:49 pm

      Thanks my friends. This chick is a hot mess. She sounds so mechanical – nothing like the southern gal mom is. She better hope I never see her here. I will whizzle on her leg so fast! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        01/22/2015 at 2:54 pm

        Keeping our paws crossed that you’ll NEVER have to see that mechanical chick again… 😉 xx ROxy & Tigerlino ❤

         
  13. The Canadian Cats

    01/22/2015 at 4:13 pm

    Whoa there Siri…you’ve gone too far. Stick to what you DO know. It isn’t Bacon’s dad so go away. Although I did like your joke Siri.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2015 at 4:55 pm

      Snorts – I tell you my friends – who can you trust these days? Just wait until I find this bimbo! XOXO – Bacon

       

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