Pet Talk Translated – The Anipal Version

12 Jan

Welcome back my friends for the second part of the Pet Talk Translated – The Anipal Version.  If you missed the HUMAN TRANSLATION FROM MOM, please check back earlier today on my blog postings.  You gotta read what humans ‘think’.  Now I’m going to give you what the anipals are thinking.

“Okay ya’ll – it’s time for our nightly meeting.  It’s now midnight.  The humans are snoring and asleep.  I called this meeting in my bedroom to discuss our early morning assignments.  I have first shift.  I will squeal, softly at first, until mom is awakened from her slumber.  I’ll give her a few minutes.  If I don’t hear her moving, I will amp it up just a little at a time until my shrieks can break glass.  Hopefully, it will be so loud that she stubs her toe on the bed again.  Hemi, did you move that towel that she had wrapped around the leg so she hits the leg straight on again?”

“Yes, Bacon, I did that yesterday while she was at work.”

“Great Hemi. I will fuss at her as we walk to the kitchen.  Hopefully I will get my piggy chow and Cheerios again – gosh those things are delicious.”  I’ll eat it fast so she has to wake for that icky looking brown stuff to make.  That gives me more one on one time on the couch with her.  Houdini, do you know your assignment?”

“Barks!  Yes Bacon.  I’m to get up, start barking and be really active really early running around as fast I can wanting to play to wear mom out.”

“Great Houdini, do you have your ball ready”

“Yes Bacon.  It’s hidden in the front room near the couch so I can get it and play with the human”.

“Great Houdini.  Don’t forget to go potty before tickle time.  That way you can play longer.  Now Hemi and Mouse Girl – do ya’ll know your assignments?”

“Yes Bacon.  We have it down pact.  We will wait until mom is just about ready to go to work and then get up demanding our breakfast.”

“Awesome.  Mouse Girl, did you move mom’s keys to the other side of the top of the fireplace so she will have to hunt for them?”

“Yes Bacon.  It’s already been done.”

“Great.  Hemi, what else do you have planned for mom?”

“Well, we will eat and then I will make a detour to the litter box to leave dad something first.  Then, we will go back to the human bed and go back to sleep on mom’s side of the bed.  It should still be nice and warm there.”

“Great guys.  Sounds like a plan.  Assignments are completed.  We will meet back here at noon today for assignments on how to work dad over today.  Snorts and out!”


Posted by on 01/12/2015 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl, Houdini


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29 responses to “Pet Talk Translated – The Anipal Version

  1. easyweimaraner

    01/12/2015 at 12:37 pm

    hmmmmm…. someone at the hotel thompson visited Westpoint once, right? :o)

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 12:49 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. Too much television. Its showing isn’t it? XOXO – Bacon

  2. Lori Fontanes

    01/12/2015 at 12:41 pm

    Glad to see they’re so organized. 😉

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 12:50 pm

      Snorts. You don’t know everything. Evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. purrfectkitties

    01/12/2015 at 12:44 pm

    Bwahahaha! That’s PAWSOME! MOL 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 12:50 pm

      Snorts. Thank you my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Miss Harper Lee

    01/12/2015 at 12:52 pm

    You’re a devious little piggy, Bacon. 😉

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 1:03 pm

      Looks around innocently. Who me? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Charles Huss

    01/12/2015 at 1:04 pm

    so it’s a conspiracy? I should have known. 🙂

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 1:04 pm

      Snorts. You think? Looks innocent. XOXO – Bacon

  6. majormanafemale

    01/12/2015 at 2:05 pm

    What does it mean when the dog I nanny barks out the window and nothing is their. He knows when I let him out to potty every two hrs so he can’t need potty. It is pretty random when he barks for no reason.

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 2:27 pm

      Hhmm – he might be seeing something that you can’t. One never knows really. Keep an open mind.
      XOXO – Bacon

  7. onespoiledcat

    01/12/2015 at 2:23 pm

    Gosh……life is sure complicated in a house full of animals……being an “only” seems just a tad BORING after reading this pet talk of yours though Bacon!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      01/12/2015 at 2:28 pm

      Well cousin. You can always come for a visit. We could have a lot of fun – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. hairballexpress

    01/12/2015 at 6:22 pm

    MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE your evil conspiracy!!! *((plotting))*

    • PigLove

      01/13/2015 at 9:13 am

      Snorts. Looks innocent. Who me? Conspiring? Double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • hairballexpress

        01/13/2015 at 11:30 am

        Mwahahahaha!!! It’ll be our little secret!😸

  9. katsrus

    01/12/2015 at 7:43 pm

    Wow it’s sounds like you’ve got it all worked out just right Bacon. Maybe you can teach my kitties.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      01/13/2015 at 9:14 am

      Snorts. I am sure your kitties have their plans worked out my friend. Double snorts. So sure. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Reilly & Denny

    01/12/2015 at 9:52 pm

    excellent co-ordination and planning

    • PigLove

      01/13/2015 at 9:15 am

      Thank you my dear friend. We really try here. XOXO – Bacon

  11. fozziemum

    01/13/2015 at 3:46 am

    Talk about logistics! I am sure you all need a comprehensive nap after such planning..i mean scheming…I mean bugging 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      01/13/2015 at 9:17 am

      Well there you go. Now you know why we take so many naps. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        01/13/2015 at 6:34 pm

        Bwahaahahahah 🙂 hard work my sweet friends 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

  12. Molly The Wally

    01/13/2015 at 5:47 am

    BOL, BOL keep up the plotting clever Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      01/13/2015 at 9:18 am

      Thanks sweet Molly. You have a great day as well. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Marty the Manx

    01/13/2015 at 9:37 am

    MOL MOL MOL! We need to work on our plotting more here at our house Bacon! We aren’t near as clever as you all!

    • PigLove

      01/13/2015 at 10:53 am

      Snorts. Plotting and preparing is good my friend. I know you can do it. I have faith in ya’ll! XOXO – Bacon

  14. gentlestitches

    01/13/2015 at 8:19 pm

    Haha! Well done guys! 😀


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