Merry Christmas

25 Dec

Last night, I made a deal with the purr things.  We were going to hang out near the Mickey Mouse lamp pole all night in hopes of seeing the mysterious Santa Claus.  Mom/dad told us all that he wouldn’t come as long as our eyes were open.  So in preparation, we taped them open just in case Mr. Sandman came first.  We waited and waited to no avail.  The purr things got frustrated and went to mom/dad’s room to sleep on the Select Comfort.  I myself was determined.  I mean hey, they don’t call me pig headed for nothing, right?  Snorts.

So I waited and waited – no snow – no reindeers – no fatman in red.  I was having a hard time trying to stay awake.  I jumped on the sofa and that was a big mistake.  Before I knew it, my eyes were droopy, my breathing had slowed and I had drifted off to peace on earth.

I’m not sure how much time had passed but something awakened me and it wasn’t my gas.  I kept one eye closed and barely opened the other.  To my surprise I saw a big fat guy all in red.  He was quietly putting pretty wrapped presents around the pole that he had first mistaken as a stripper pole – oh dear Lord.  But hold everything and wait a minute what is that caught my attention?  A woman was beside him wearing next to nothing.  No wonder for his confusion on the pole.  The next thing that happened scarred me for life when Santa grabbed said woman and gave her a kiss to last.  OMP (oh my pig).  What was that?  She turned and grinned and I saw it wasn’t a woman – it was my mom!  What will daddy think – what will daddy say.  I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.  THUD – piggy down.

I shut my eyes so very fast.  This is not something that a pig wants to last.  When I reopened my eyes much to my amazement, everyone was gone but the presents were still there – all decorated – all wrapped – tucked in neatly around the Mickey Mouse pole lamp.  But something caught my eye in the corner near one box.  It was green and waving, “Come take a look”.  I quietly exited off my sofa and softly hooved my way across the floor.  Oh dear Lord – it was a $20.00 bill – I guess Santa did get a dance from the lap pole after all.

I squealed and ran down to my room in a hurry and tucked myself in to my toddler bed.  When then what did I hear?  Soft taps on the roof, a jingle of bells and in a loud bellow I heard a man say, “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”


Posted by on 12/25/2014 in Bacon


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40 responses to “Merry Christmas

  1. sunsetdragon

    12/25/2014 at 1:03 am

    A Very merry Christmas and many blessings to you and yours sweet Bacon.

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:11 am

      Merry Christmas to ya’ll!! ⛄️XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    12/25/2014 at 2:33 am

    Hehehe Merry Christmas to you Bacon and to all at the Hotel Thompson,xx Speedy and Rachel

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:12 am

      Thanks my friend. Merry Christmas to you too!! XOXO – Bacon

  3. purrfectkitties

    12/25/2014 at 3:49 am

    Uh oh… you’d better NEVER tell your daddy what you saw… 😉 MOL Merry Christmas to you all! 🙂 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:39 am

      I know! Can you believe that? XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        12/25/2014 at 12:20 pm

        Hmmm… Maybe she just showed Santa how grateful she is for getting all those presents? 😆💕🐾

      • PigLove

        12/25/2014 at 2:27 pm

        Snorts. Maybe that is it 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        12/25/2014 at 2:28 pm

        MOL 😉💖💕🐾🎅🎄🎁

  4. gentlestitches

    12/25/2014 at 4:05 am

    HaHa!! No good can come from trying to “catch” Santa. You are lucky you got gifts! ❤

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:40 am

      Snorts. It was definitely a sight to see Auntie Sharon. He was kissing mommy! XOXO – Bacon

  5. agatapokutycka

    12/25/2014 at 4:44 am

    Merry Christmas my friend! Have a great one.

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:40 am

      Merry Christmas to ya’ll!! ⛄️ XOXO – Bacon

  6. Molly The Wally

    12/25/2014 at 6:07 am

    Wishing you and your family happy holiday. Have a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous and joyous New Year.

    Best wishes Molly & Family

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:41 am

      Have a wonderful Christmas my friends! XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Canadian Cats

    12/25/2014 at 6:10 am

    Golly!! Santa is a romantic fool? With your mom? Aw c’mon Bacon. I think you were dreamin’ my friend. Santa is not going to risk losing Mrs. Claws for a wild eve with your mom. No siree! Who else would live way to hell and gone with a whole bunch of wee men, Santa and ravenous reindeer.

    Shoko and Kali

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:43 am

      I know!! Makes me wonder what they were doing together with that pole. I found money! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Charles Huss

    12/25/2014 at 6:54 am

    Merry Christmas Bacon and to your family too.

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:44 am

      Merry Christmas to ya’ll!! ⛄️XOXO – Bacon

  9. Pix Under the Oaks

    12/25/2014 at 7:25 am

    A Very Merry Christmas Morning to you and your Family, Bacon!

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:48 am

      Back at you my sweet dear friends. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Reilly & Denny

    12/25/2014 at 7:37 am

    Merry Christmas to you and your family Bacon – we sure hope you have a pawsome day and that the coming year is full of adventures and fun

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:49 am

      Aaww. So sweet. Thank you my sweet friends. Wishing you the best as well!! XOXO – Bacon

  11. hutchagoodlife

    12/25/2014 at 7:42 am

    Awww a furry Merry Pigmas from efurryone here in the Hutch household!

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 11:49 am

      Merry Christmas to ya’ll!! ⛄️ XOXO – Bacon

  12. onespoiledcat

    12/25/2014 at 12:18 pm

    Oh my word! Even on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, it’s “NO HOLDS BARRED” at the Thompson Hotel! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU…………………….with love.

    Cousin Sam, and his Mom and Dad 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 2:26 pm

      Merry Christmas to ya’ll!! ⛄️ THANKS COUSIN. XOXO – Bacon

  13. evilsquirrel13

    12/25/2014 at 1:20 pm

    That Santa… the ladies all swoon over him, so I hear!

    Merry Christmas, Bacon!

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 2:27 pm

      Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    12/25/2014 at 1:44 pm

    Merry Christmas, have a great holiday season.

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 2:28 pm

      Merry Christmas to you too!! XOXO – Bacon

  15. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal

    12/25/2014 at 2:48 pm

    Merry Meowmy CATmas to you too !

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 5:15 pm

      Thanks my friends. Hope you have a wonderful one as well!! XOXO – Bacon

  16. Nylabluesmum

    12/25/2014 at 3:39 pm

    Only at Chez Thompson Bacon!!!!
    Merry christmas to you & all there.
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 5:17 pm

      Thank you my sweet friends. We love you so very much! XOXO – Bacon

  17. Jan K

    12/25/2014 at 6:49 pm

    Maybe it was just a crazy Christmas dream? Merry Christmas to all of you!!!

    • PigLove

      12/25/2014 at 7:24 pm

      I really hope so. But I hope it happens again and I find money. Snorts. Merry Christmas my friend! XOXO – Bacon

  18. Donkey Whisperer Farm, LLC

    12/26/2014 at 7:17 pm

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!

    • PigLove

      12/26/2014 at 11:06 pm

      Aaww. Thanks my friend. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas as well! XOXO – Bacon

  19. Lassie and Benji

    12/26/2014 at 11:31 pm

    Hope u kept the $20.


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