Oh friends. I have to admit that life is *never* boring here at the Hotel Thompson – EVER! Especially when those two humans of mine that I call parents are involved. They are always up to trouble when they go out unchaperoned. This week has been no difference.
First up daddy. Let me start by saying that Houdini was NOT hurt in dad’s latest antics. You are already shaking your head aren’t you – snorts. You see mommy had to run an errand at this party store and daddy went with her. Daddy wanted to look at the balloons while mom got what she needed. When she came back to get daddy, he was talking with a store clerk and they were snorting and laughing together. She knew right then something was up. Shakes piggy head – you know this can’t go well right? So mom asks what is going on, what is so funny. That’s when the store clerk and daddy shook hands, quit laughing and the clerk walked away. Mom was persistent though and asked daddy what was that all about. Do you know what he had the nerve to tell her? Daddy and the clerk were talking about how many helium balloons it would take to make Houdini fly. What in the world!? Okay, I admit it. It would be fun to watch and according to size/weight the number would probably be 6 or 7. Mom was not so happy about that. Of course, daddy tried to convince her he wouldn’t do it outside, only indoors, but she wasn’t buying it – snorts. I wonder why?
Then, I saw this picture on mom’s iPhone. OMP (oh my pig!) shakes my piggy head. There really aren’t words here to as what daddy is doing. Is he riding the unicorn, mugging the unicorn or training the unicorn? God only knows when it concerns my daddy.
Mom tried to explain the picture to me. She said that daddy saw this pink think in a box and pulled it out. Yep a pink unicorn – how realistic this time of year huh? Of course, the unicorn got tired and sat on the floor. Daddy wanted to ride it – shakes piggy head – why I don’t know. But giddy up unicorn.
Now here’s what you don’t see in the picture. Mommy said people started watching and laughing and pointing. Who wouldn’t right? And you don’t see in the bottom left hand corner of the picture which I conveniently blocked out was a woman bending over. Let’s just say that she had more crack showing than a plumber… or a side street. Snorts – now *that* is what had me cracking up. Poor lady.
And don’t think that daddy is the only culprit that gets into trouble when out unchaperoned. Oh no – my mommy fits right into some big shoes – literally. Do you like her new red shoes for Christmas? She says that a woman can NEVER have too many shoes. Okay. I just don’t know. Shakes piggy head.
So tell me this my friends. My humans are not the only ones with these skills for trouble – right? Snorts.
12/18/2014 at 1:16 am
Bwahaha I think dad has been either hitting the eggnog or he is spending too much time near Don Juan …haahah mind you I love mums shoes..new shoes her get hidden a certain kitty not naming names (Pickles) loves to scratch them then leave peemails..loves Fozziemum xxxx
12/18/2014 at 5:28 am
Pickles, Pickles, Pickles. Shakes head but has to laugh. Houdini steals shoes. He then destroys them. He almost got moms Uggs the other day. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 5:40 pm
Oh that is NOT cool Houdini hahahahaahah 🙂 Loves Fozziemum xx
12/18/2014 at 2:48 am
And was that egg nog your Daddy drinking .
12/18/2014 at 5:29 am
Snorts. I am not sure but he really wanted to being Pinky home. He is a strange guy. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 3:49 am
Bwahahaha… it NEVER gets boring with your parents around… MOL 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
12/18/2014 at 5:30 am
Oh no. It definitely does not. They keep me on my piggy hooves for sure. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 6:11 am
I agree with everyone else…….life is NEVER boring at your house that’s for sure!!!!! Apparently it’s never boring in all the stores and restaurants that your Mom and Dad visit either….tee hee
12/18/2014 at 9:29 am
Tell me about it cousin! With those two around, everyone is always amazed at what they do next – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 8:36 am
I had to double take at your dad’s picture … A bit graphic for blogging LOL 🙂
12/18/2014 at 9:29 am
Snorts and rolls around laughing. Who knows what he was doing with that unicorn. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon
molly The Wally
12/18/2014 at 8:58 am
BOL never a dull moment in your crib Bacon. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
12/18/2014 at 9:31 am
This is true sweet Molly. My humans do seem to keep things interesting around here. That is for sure! XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 9:54 am
I’m not sure what’s going on there… but I’m going to report Daddy to the National Unicorn Appreciation Society!
12/18/2014 at 10:10 am
I think you might need to my friend. He looks like he was in a compromising picture with Pinky. I’m just sayin’. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
12/18/2014 at 11:14 am
those anta slippers are kind of cute
12/18/2014 at 11:41 am
They kind of are. Houdini likes them too. He steals them and hides them in our room. Snorts – just love that little guy. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 11:25 am
this shoes a re the hoot! my mom bought it once for my dad and he had 87 accidents on the stairs… bet that are magic slippers and you can fly when you wear it :o)
12/18/2014 at 11:42 am
hhhmm – stairs and mom… a deadly combination brother. My mom has zero talents when climbing stairs. Add those shoes to the mix and we are going to have a funny time for Christmas for sure! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/18/2014 at 12:56 pm
A pink unicorn? I didn’t know unicorns came in pink too! We have a small one in mom’s room but its up high so we don’t give it a bad time. Like we would…really mom. Your dad is a fun guy. I for one, bore easily so need lots of action…I would fit right in at your house. Your mom’s shoes are awesome….try them on the unicorn!
12/18/2014 at 1:44 pm
You know I might just do that – Houdini tries to wear them – snorts. Of course the little guy just keeps mommy on her toes because he’s always moving them from one place to the next. I think it’s a hoot for sure! And hey – come on over my friends – the more the merrier in this looney bin – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 2:33 pm
Fun times with your parents. Always love to hear what they are up to.
12/18/2014 at 3:30 pm
Thanks my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 4:11 pm
For sure, your parents know how to make the most of a quick trip to the party store, B. They should not be allowed out of the house without you to keep an eye on them.
Love and licks,
12/18/2014 at 5:10 pm
I agree 100% cupcake. Maybe that is why I should become dads service pig. I think he needs some help. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 4:53 pm
HaHa!! Worry not Bacon. They are just fun peeps. Men that make people smile are the BEST kind. 😀 also the shoes are lovely.
12/18/2014 at 5:11 pm
Thanks auntie Sharon. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2014 at 10:41 pm
Umm Bacon I think both your parents have been hitting the NOG a bit too freely….how do manage to keep them in line?? At least they provide you with endless entertainment & great blogging material….
Your Dad would NEVER let Houdini fly outside…your Mom would have his guts for garters 😉
Siddhartha sends his love too; he is busy snoopervising the neighborhood from his kitty tower.
Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue x0x0x0
12/19/2014 at 5:49 am
I tell you my friend they do keep me busy and on my hooves. Their antics are definitely known too well around here for sure. Peeps better watch it. Dhartha is on patrol! XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 9:42 am
LOL Bacon we Humans are a hoove full. It is just in our nature…you 4 leggeds are very patient with us 😉
Dharth must wonder about all of us….
Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0
Marty the Manx
12/19/2014 at 9:10 pm
Oh Bacon, your Parents just have another level of mischief to them 🙂
12/21/2014 at 12:11 pm
I know! They aee so wrong on so many levels for sure. XOXO – Bacon