Don Juan Has Done It Now!

17 Dec


How in the world am I going to explain this picture to mommy?  It looks like that little psycho elf has been into mom’s pictures and sent them to a certain magazine which has made its way to the big man and his elves.

Shakes piggy head.  This can’t be good.  Look at their faces?!  Oh dear piggy heavens.  How am I ever going to tell mommy what Don Juan has done this time?!  What will daddy think?

You gotta help me friends.  How do I break it gently to my mom that her private pictures may not be so private anymore and that she might be on Santa’s naughty list… but he might like it?  Snorts.

Don Juan is in deep doo-doo here at the Hotel Thompson. Shakes piggy head and walks away with daddy’s credit card.  I gotta buy all of these off the market so she doesn’t see the cover.


Posted by on 12/17/2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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29 responses to “Don Juan Has Done It Now!

  1. sunsetdragon

    12/17/2014 at 1:09 am

    Oh no that darn trouble making elf. Bacon you need to quit bailing his butt out and let her get in trouble so your Mom and daddy will put him out of commission.

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 5:37 am

      Shakes head. Well he has done it now. He is on her own. Mom is going to blow a gasket. XOXO – Bacon

  2. purrfectkitties

    12/17/2014 at 2:18 am

    Uh oh… Don Juan sure is EVIL!! But hey, from the look on Santa’s face we’d say he likes what he sees VERY, VERY MUCH!! So your mommy doesn’t have anything to worry about… she might even get an extra present… 😉 MOL xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 5:38 am

      Snorts! Mom might just make both of Santas lists huh? Naughty in a nice way. Rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        12/17/2014 at 5:43 am

        Bwahahaha… yep, that’s a PAWSOME idea!! MOL 😆 xx

  3. finleywestie

    12/17/2014 at 2:21 am

    I thinks ya should give dat ole Don Juan da shake-shake… but wait, you’s a pig. Better call a terrier.

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 5:39 am

      Snorts. Well we do have Houdini here who just happens to be a Yorkshire Terrier. I think he needs a new “toy”. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Molly The Wally

    12/17/2014 at 3:21 am

    LOL mum might be getting extra goodies from Santa by the look on his face. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 5:41 am

      This is true. I really did not look at it this way my friend. Things could definitely be interesting for Christmas. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    12/17/2014 at 4:04 am

    At least your mom is still with you and she hasn’t to move to that infamous Mansion where they have to wear bunny ears all day :o)

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 5:42 am

      Snorts brother. I’m not sure she is going to look at it the same way. It could definitely be interesting around here at the hotel Thompson when mom and dad find out about this. XOXO – Bacon

  6. onespoiledcat

    12/17/2014 at 6:24 am

    Uhoh…….thank heavens my Mom doesn’t have any of “those” pictures of herself (believe me this is a GOOD thing…haha) so we don’t have to worry about Elfvis doing that BUTTTT that doesn’t keep him from trying to sneak into the bathroom when there’s a BATH going on!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 6:26 am

      That had to be where he got those pics cousin. Don’t underestimate the power of these elves. They are very sneaky indeed. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. fozziemum

    12/17/2014 at 6:38 am

    Boy that Don Juan is dead meat when mum finds out…he is a bit of a stalker..might need an apprehension order bwahahahaha 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 8:06 am

      Snorts. Oh I think the little scoundrel is going to be clipped on this one when mom finds out. I call this hostile elfing conditions – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        12/17/2014 at 6:14 pm

        I agree…he is dust my friend hahahaah 🙂 loves Fozziemumxx

  8. evilsquirrel13

    12/17/2014 at 9:20 am

    I’m pretty sure that Santa only reads that magazine for its wonderfully written articles…

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 10:00 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Yeah okay. That’s the same thing that daddy says. Maybe that explains why daddy is blind now. SQUEALS! XOXO – Bacon

  9. philosophermouseofthehedge

    12/17/2014 at 11:02 am

    Never believe that “what’s done in Vegas, stays in Vega” marketing – it’s all a devious plot!

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 12:14 pm

      I see that first hoof! XOXO – Bacon

  10. Deborah Boza Valledor

    12/17/2014 at 11:25 am

    You just can’t trust those darn elves can you? bark bark bark

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 12:15 pm

      Nope – you sure can’t – especially this evil one! XOXO – Bacon

  11. Nylabluesmum

    12/17/2014 at 5:30 pm

    Good luck Bacon….I say buy all the mags up & then gently tell Mom…..that Elf is very very very naughty…..
    Want to hear a true story? Back in 1980 I was married to 2nd hubby. I let him take some ‘tasteful but suggestive’ photos. We unfortunately ended up divorcing & it was a bitter parting. I never thought about the pix…one day a male friend came to see me & brought a copy of “Hustler” magazine…guess whose photo was featured in the *ahem* “Beaver Hunt” section!! I almost fainted.
    There was nothing I could do but soldier on & listen to ALL my male friends & co-workers comment….I am so glad I am older & wiser now 😉
    Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0

    • PigLove

      12/17/2014 at 7:14 pm!! Bless your heart. Mommy said she would have definitely passed out on that. But then again think about it. You are famous! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Nylabluesmum

    12/17/2014 at 7:42 pm

    Thankfully I had the lower regions covered…it was upsetting for a while & I was so-o angry with the EX but then I figured I had hurt his feelings so much he deserved to get some revenge….
    And you are right the guys I chummed around with only teased me for a few weeks. 😉
    Those were the days, hahahaha!
    Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0

  13. gentlestitches

    12/18/2014 at 4:01 am

    Santa looks quite impressed with what he is looking at. 😀

    • PigLove

      12/18/2014 at 5:32 am

      He is so in the dog house. He keeps hiding up high on the shelves. We just need five seconds with the little deranged elf. Five seconds – maybe three. XOXO – Bacon

  14. The Canadian Cats

    12/18/2014 at 1:44 pm

    Aww…your poor mom. There is no way to break it to her gently. Don Juan has gone too far and deserves what your mom gives him.


    • PigLove

      12/18/2014 at 2:52 pm

      So true. This could be very, VERY interesting. XOXO – Bacon


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