10 Dec

  I hate Don Juan.  There you go.  That elf needs to be stopped NOW… like yesterday.  He is evil pure and simple.  I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed.  I stretched my hooves, yawned and tooted.  What?  You don’t do that in the mornings?  I then rolled over to look at my picture of Miss Piggy on my night stand and got the shock of my little piggy life.  My Miss Piggy picture was gone and in it’s place was this hideous, nightmarish joke from Don Juan.  I squealed so loudly that I think Nana heard me all the way up the street.  The nerve of this so called elf for Santa.  I’m writing the head elf of the Union.  This can’t go on anymore.  Shivers and looks in every corner of my bedroom.



Posted by on 12/10/2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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27 responses to “NO HE DIDN’T!

  1. sunsetdragon

    12/10/2014 at 1:09 am

    I am on my way with the baseball bat to protect you sweet Bacon.

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:12 am

      Please do. This Don Juan is scary beyond belief. I still can’t find my Miss Piggy picture. He is so going to get it if he messed with my woman. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Lone Star Cats

    12/10/2014 at 2:41 am

    I think ya need me to come dead him.

    • PigLove

      12/12/2014 at 9:57 am

      Yes. I do. You think you can be here by this weekend? I just know the little guy is up to something no good. He keeps looking at me with this look in his face. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    12/10/2014 at 4:48 am

    Yikes! that thing needs to be taken out…and I don’t mean outside….just sayin..ewwww hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:14 am

      Oh he needs to be buried somewhere. Don Juan is the devil! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        12/10/2014 at 5:16 pm

        I say..what a freak bwahaahha 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

  4. onespoiledcat

    12/10/2014 at 6:32 am

    Bacon that is one scary face Don Juan got overnight…….can I suggest THE BIG FLUSH? You can just pop him in the toilet, flush, and be RID of him forever!!!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:14 am

      Trust me cousin – Don Juan has overstepped his boundaries this time. Don’t mess with the PIG! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    12/10/2014 at 6:49 am

    Yikes! Creepy!

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:15 am

      That’s an understatement Cupcake. Don’t you need a friend for the holiday? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. wallaceandsamuel

    12/10/2014 at 7:37 am

    UN. BE. LIEVE. ABLE!!!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:16 am

      Shakes, shivers and squeals. You got that right my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  7. katiebblogs

    12/10/2014 at 8:50 am

    EEEK he gives me the shivers, looks scary!

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:16 am

      I’ve been telling you my friends. Don Juan is pure evil. I can’t wait until Christmas so he can go away for another year. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Reilly & Denny

    12/10/2014 at 9:15 am

    that would be scary and the big question is where is Miss Piggy – is he holding her picture for ransom?

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 9:17 am

      I know! I keep looking for it and I haven’t found my goddess yet. Daddy is going to help me in a bit. He better not hurt my woman – that’s all this pig has to say. XOXO – Bacon

  9. purrfectkitties

    12/10/2014 at 12:15 pm

    Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!! That thing is scary!! Make it GO AWAY!! 🙀🙀 (*running for the hills*) xx Roxy & Tigerlino a.k.a. the scared kitties ❤

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 12:43 pm

      Tell me about it my friends. I need help with this out of control thing called Santa’s helper. I think he is more like Satan’s helper – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. katsrus

    12/10/2014 at 7:53 pm

    That is too scary even to look at. Shivers.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      12/10/2014 at 8:48 pm

      Tell me about it! Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  11. gentlestitches

    12/11/2014 at 1:00 am

    Oh pure terror! What a naughty elf!

    • PigLove

      12/11/2014 at 6:03 am

      Yes he is Auntie Sharon. He better give me back my Miss Piggy pic. Still waiting. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Lori Fontanes

    12/11/2014 at 8:49 am

    Okay, now I won’t get *any* sleep on Christmas Eve for sure!!!

    • PigLove

      12/11/2014 at 10:12 am

      Snorts! We have to make a stand here at the Hotel Thompson. I so need to write a letter to the head elf at the North Pole. I think I’ll go work on one now. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Marty the Manx

    12/12/2014 at 10:52 am!!!!! I am sooooo sorry Bacon!!!!

    • PigLove

      12/12/2014 at 11:09 am

      Tell me about it my friend. Is it Christmas yet? Don Juan so needs to go away. XOXO – Bacon


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