Dear Bacon – They know me in the wild as the guy to go to for back adjustments. We all have problems with our backs from time to time. You know with all of the jumping, running and playing with our buddies. So I’m here to offer you my services dude. When your giddy up has gone and went, give me a call for an adjustment. Signed Crack Doctor
Dear Crack Doctor – WOW. I’m at a lost for words. Really. By the looks of that purr thing that you are “adjusting”, I would take a gander and say they are as well. Back adjustments… hhhhmmm… I think I’ll pass. You know the little tyke here Houdini has great paws for massages. I think I’ll call him for a massage. But hey, I appreciate the offer. You carry on and flourish with your business my friend.
Dear Bacon – Let’s understand each other okay. You show respect to us purr things and I won’t have to call that elf of yours Don Juan. Capice? We have ways of making our communication brutal. Just one phone call from Hemi or Mouse Girl and I will drop a line to elfy. We wouldn’t want that now would we? Signed Enforcer
Dear Enforcer – gulps. Understand my friend. I understand completely. No reason to call Don Juan. We are all family here. Love your coloring and by the way have I told you that purr things rock? They really do – honestly. Creeps out of this letter….slowly and silently.
Dear Bacon – Sometimes the best things in life is just sitting back to watch the animals and humans. You can see some amazing things in the household when you do this. Just be quiet and observe. Have you ever done this? Signed Voyeur
Dear Voyeur – YES I agree 100% my friend. One time, I watched daddy come out of the shower. My eyes! What has been seen can not be unseen. And hey, he jumped pretty high when I snorted – rolls with laughter. Carry on watching and let me know what you see next. 🙂
Dear Bacon – I *almost* got caught in this picture. I mean dude it was a close call for sure! The barky thing is so loud and loves to pick on us purr things when the humans aren’t lucky. I had it with that mutt up to my forehead. So, he came by and I was just about to flick my nails out when I saw the humans out of the corner of my eye. Thank goodness I saw them looking so I did what all cats do best – I looked disinterested and innocent. You know the look I’m sure. But it definitely was a close one. Have you ever been almost caught in action? Signed Wolverine
Dear Wolverine – Squeals! That was a close call my friend. Thank goodness your spidey senses were working and you noticed the humans. I hope that you did get even with the barky thing when it was more convenient – snorts. I’m sure he had it coming his way. Snorts – have a great one!
Dear Bacon – Really? This is the juvenile behavior I have to put up with at my own castle. My little brother doesn’t get his way so he acts like a small person wearing diapers and sticks his tongue out at me. Really? What is he two?! What am I to do? Shakes head. Signed – Beyond Irritated
Dear Beyond Irritated – Just walk away. My best advice my friend. Unless you want to contact the Enforcer up above or Wolverine from up above. I’m sure they can tell you a few pointers. I certainly couldn’t. Cause you know I’m just so cute and would never do anything to anyone. 🙂 Right Enforcer? Snorts.
Remember friends – keep your pictures and questions coming. Send them to my email address. Have a great day!
12/09/2014 at 1:36 am
As always great advice sweet Bacon.
12/09/2014 at 9:58 am
Thank you my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon
12/09/2014 at 2:49 am
Oh MY Cats! That back “adjustment” looks PAINFUL!! Ouch… 🙀
As for watching the humans… we do that ALL THE TIME!! MOL 😆 The things we could bribe the humans with… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
12/09/2014 at 10:11 am
Snorts. I so agree my friends. I take notes and sometimes pictures of my humans doing the strangest things here at the Hotel Thompson. Sometimes I even publish them on my blog. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/09/2014 at 11:29 am
MOL MOL MOL !! 😆 xx
Molly The Wally
12/09/2014 at 5:46 am
Bacon nice one today and you know these always make us smile. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
12/09/2014 at 10:12 am
aaww thanks sweet Molly. YOU always make me smile too 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/09/2014 at 7:23 am
I’m copying the Enforcer’s number down. I have needed Enforcer’s in the past but didn’t know any. Now, I got there number so I can retaliate when someone says that stupid phrase to me…..”Shokers Wild!!”
12/09/2014 at 10:13 am
Snorts! That is so true. sshh – don’t tell anyone. He kind of scared this little piggy – squeals! XOXO – Bacon
12/09/2014 at 10:39 am
Oh Bacon these are great letters!!! The “Enforcer” is so adorable & yet so scary…best not cross the line with him *shakes*…
“Nice pussycat…nice kitty…” *gulps*
Thanks for a good laugh; I needed that!!!
Much love Sherri-Ellen & Angel Nylablue x0x0x0
12/09/2014 at 11:18 am
Snorticles! Too funny. That Enforcer scared me just a whee little. I almost made rain down my legs! XOXO – Bacon
12/09/2014 at 11:29 am
Beyond Irritated will get his revenge when his brother’s face freezes like that. Mama always said…
12/09/2014 at 11:34 am
Snorticles. Are we related? I’ve heard my mama say the same thing! XOXO – Bacon
12/09/2014 at 11:37 am
I’d answer this if my tongue weren’t also frozen between my teeth….
12/09/2014 at 11:51 am
Yikes….I don’t think that purr thing really is enjoying that massage….but maybe that’s just ME??!!
12/09/2014 at 11:59 am
I think you may be right but he looks nothing like the pro Houdini has been with us – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Will and Eko
12/09/2014 at 1:34 pm
Well, did not expect to see a monkey riding a kitten today, so I guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
12/09/2014 at 2:08 pm
Snorts! Yep, you sure can take that off of your bucket list. Oh and my friend – do I have something coming on my blog on Thursday that you will get a kick out of reading. OMP! It’s about mommy and Houdini. You can’t miss it! XOXO – Bacon
12/10/2014 at 5:14 pm
😉 LOL me too Bacon, me too!!!
How is Mom today?? Sending prayers & love.
12/10/2014 at 5:27 pm
Much, much better my friend. How are YOU? 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
12/10/2014 at 5:33 pm
A touch of Viral Sinusitis (it keeps coming back) but ok otherwise….
Waiting for a certain kittyboy to return from his neuter….waiting…waiting…..lol…
Love & **smoochies** Sherr-Ellen xxxxxx
12/10/2014 at 6:28 pm
Awesome!! I am so excited for you. Houdini is going for his in a couple of weeks. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/10/2014 at 6:32 pm
Where oh where is my kittyboy?? I hope he gets here soon…it is 6:30 pm. Kind of worried…but that is what I do best, lol…
Wanna come sit with me Bacon??
Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0
12/10/2014 at 7:38 pm
I would love to come and sit with you my friend. Always! Hopefully he will be there soon 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
12/11/2014 at 12:50 pm
It is ok Bacon…Siddhartha arrived home @ 6:45 pm. Nikki had many to drop off to their owners…she still had 2 after my place!
He is doing great & lounging in NB’s condo…
New blog coming Saturday 😉
Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0x0
12/11/2014 at 2:25 pm
AWESOME! I’m so excited for you my sweet friend. That is fabulous news! Give little Siddhartha a high five pat for me okay. ❤ XOXO – Bacon
12/13/2014 at 2:51 pm
😉 Consider that done Bacon!
Love Sherri-Ellen & Dharth ❤ ❤