Grocery Shopping Scare

03 Dec


Oh dear piggy heavens!  I heard mommy screaming all the way inside of the Hotel Thompson last night.  She stopped on the way home at our local market for some supplies.  She loaded the groceries up in the back of her Smart car Albert like normal.  When she got home, she opened the trunk area of Albert and look who was in the bag of groceries.  Mommy said she almost wizzed herself.  How did Don Juan get into that bag and during the day time?  Squeals and runs for cover.

I’m telling you these elves are evil.  They turn up everywhere all of the time on their own!  I’m getting kind of scared now with Don Juan.  What if he does something like this to me?!  You will hear me squealing all the way to Australia.  I’m just telling you – the little guy freaks me out – totally!

He just better be glad he didn’t get into mom’s secret stash of white fudge covered Oreo’s.  I attached pictures for you to drool look over.  Licks piggy lips.



Posted by on 12/03/2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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32 responses to “Grocery Shopping Scare

  1. purrfectkitties

    12/03/2014 at 1:46 am

    OMC! This elf sure is evil! He would have scared us too! Is there really no way to stop him from doing mischief???? 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    PEEEEEE ESSSSSS: drooling over the Oreo cookies…

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:12 am

      Snorts. From the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day – Don Juan will be out on patrol with his ‘special’ powers. I on the other hoof, will be walking on egg shells in fear of the guy! XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Those cookies are like mom’s favorite this time of year. So delicious… so she says. I haven’t had one 😦

  2. The Canadian Cats

    12/03/2014 at 4:18 am

    Cwap!! Don Juan would’ve scared the cwappy stuff outta mom too. She doesn’t like surprises…not unpleasant ones and to find him in the grocery bag would have ranked pretty high on her freak out scale. Don’t think Canada has those type of Oreos yet or we would have some in our cupboard.


    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:13 am

      Those Oreo’s are awesome! You only get like 12 in the entire box and they only sell them this time of year. Mom will probably buy some more to put in the cabinet before the end of the year. Those are her “I’m.worried.anxiety.hadabadday.helpme” cookies – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Molly The Wally

    12/03/2014 at 5:13 am

    Yikes he is everywhere. Where next we ask???? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:13 am

      sshhh – don’t say that out loud. Who knows. I think he is after me this year. He keeps watching me. The little booger. XOXO – Bacon

  4. onespoiledcat

    12/03/2014 at 5:53 am

    Uhoh……..I know what you mean Bacon – Elfvis can’t help himself – he’s twisted – he’s scary – he’s EVERYWHERE!!!!! Mom now wants to go to the grocery store for some of those oreos……gee….thanks a bunch!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:14 am

      shivers – tell your mom to be careful cousin. The little freaky Elfvis might show up in her bag too. I heard a LOT of noise in the kitchen last night after we all went to bed. I’m not sure what Don Juan was doing but I know he was up to something bad. I just feel it in my bones. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        12/03/2014 at 11:02 am

        Uhoh…..check inside the refrigerator……


      • PigLove

        12/03/2014 at 11:45 am

        Oh.Dear.Piggy.Heavens.Above. I’m afraid – XOXO – Bacon

  5. Reilly & Denny

    12/03/2014 at 7:00 am

    I am sure glad we don’t have one of those guys at our house….we do have some of those Oreos though 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:15 am

      Aren’t those the best cookies? Mom LOVES them this time of year. She hides them from all of us – even daddy – snorts. They must be good. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Jovina Coughlin

    12/03/2014 at 8:34 am

    Well thanks a new spot for Mr. Elf

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:15 am

      Indeed. XOXO – Bacon

  7. anotherday2paradise

    12/03/2014 at 8:46 am

    That’s really scary, but the Oreos would make up for it. 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 9:16 am

      Yeah – I think mom dove into that box as soon as she came in the door. Elves will do that to you huh? XOXO – Bacon

  8. NotAPunkRocker

    12/03/2014 at 9:33 am

    Those cookies look suspiciously like the ones I had for breakfast, lunch and dinner the other day.

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 10:40 am

      Snorticles! Are you living here too at the Hotel Thompson? Mom said they were the meals of champions. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Frankie and Ernie

    12/03/2014 at 10:11 am

    OMD Bacon…. it is SNOWING on your blog post… Maybe that Don Juan guy is responsible fur that, also.

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 10:41 am

      OMP! I didn’t think about that. How did he get in my blog? I tell you – that elf has super powers right now. What else can he do?? XOXO – Bacon

  10. easyweimaraner

    12/03/2014 at 11:09 am

    Guess what? My mom bought exactly this Oreo’s too today…. and she ate them all on the way home…. I saw the empty package under the drivers seat …. bet we have an invisible elf too. and this guy sits in the tummy of my momma….

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 11:47 am

      Snorticles brother! I’m telling you those Oreo’s are right up there with this elf we have called Don Juan. Evil reincarnated! Those cookies don’t have a chance around these parts. They are good… well that’s what mom says. I haven’t been able to snag one from her yet. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Lori Fontanes

    12/03/2014 at 12:38 pm

    I bought something online the other day and the website “suggested” an Elf. I screamed and clicked away, of course. 😉

    • PigLove

      12/03/2014 at 12:41 pm

      Squeals – fast clicks my friend. This thing is scary! XOXO – Bacon

  12. katsrus

    12/03/2014 at 6:49 pm

    Good thing she didn’t drive into the ditch. That would of scared me too.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      12/04/2014 at 9:20 am

      Oh yes! This little guy is such a little hoodlum! XOXO – Bacon

  13. Marty the Manx

    12/03/2014 at 8:23 pm

    Oh noooooo! Bacon thank goodness your Mom didn’t wreck!!!!

    • PigLove

      12/04/2014 at 9:21 am

      I tell – if she had saw that thing in her rear view mirror – OMP! She would have been off of the road in Albert for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  14. wallaceandsamuel

    12/04/2014 at 12:27 am

    Good grief, he is one tricksy elf!! Those cookies look DELICIOUS!!
    Wally & Sammy
    PeeS: still no sign of our Elf…

    • PigLove

      12/04/2014 at 9:22 am

      Oh NO! Have you been getting mail? We are going to have to put out an APEB (all points ELF bulletin) on your little guy! XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. I finally got a small nibble of the cookie last night. OMP! They *ARE* delicious.

  15. speedyrabbit

    12/05/2014 at 3:04 am

    Oh no he’s such a mischief maker,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      12/05/2014 at 9:27 am

      You just don’t know my friend. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon


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