Oh dear piggy heavens! I heard mommy screaming all the way inside of the Hotel Thompson last night. She stopped on the way home at our local market for some supplies. She loaded the groceries up in the back of her Smart car Albert like normal. When she got home, she opened the trunk area of Albert and look who was in the bag of groceries. Mommy said she almost wizzed herself. How did Don Juan get into that bag and during the day time? Squeals and runs for cover.
I’m telling you these elves are evil. They turn up everywhere all of the time on their own! I’m getting kind of scared now with Don Juan. What if he does something like this to me?! You will hear me squealing all the way to Australia. I’m just telling you – the little guy freaks me out – totally!
He just better be glad he didn’t get into mom’s secret stash of white fudge covered Oreo’s. I attached pictures for you to
drool look over. Licks piggy lips.