Elf on the Shelf – OH NO!

24 Nov

Oh my friends.  I think I’m scared.  I think I may be in trouble.  It’s almost *that* time of the year again. You know the time.  *That* time when Don Juan comes out – shivers and squeals.  Wait a minute.  You’re looking confused.  You don’t know who Don Juan is?  You might be lucky that you don’t know.  Don Juan is the name of my Elf on the Shelf here at the Hotel Thompson.  But Don Juan – he’s “special”.  I mean really “special”.  You see, Don Juan is not made of the same cloth as all of these other elves that come out for the holidays.  Don Juan is evil – pure and simple.

You see these little Elf on the Shelves are a Christmas tradition.  In theory, they watch over the household and report back to the North Pole every night.  Once at the North Pole, they inform Santa of all of the happenings at their house.  By morning, the return back to the house in different positions so you know they’ve been to the North Pole.

But Don Juan. Shakes piggy head and shivers.  Don Juan has his own agenda.  He comes out and scares everyone here at the Hotel Thompson.  He does bad things…. some things I can’t even say out loud.  And get this, I didn’t want to be the only one with elves in the house this year.  So what did I do?  I sent out four elves to some friends here in blogville.  Some of them you might have already met.  My cousin Sammy has Elfvis – which has already gotten into some trouble.  My friends the Pigs have Timmy.  And then there’s a couple of other peeps that haven’t commented yet on their new elf’s name.

You see my friends may be thanking me too quickly.  You see, the day after Thanksgiving (11/28/2014) is when the elves get their special powers.  We won’t know until then if all of these friends that I sent out will be naughty or nice.  So I just want to put this out there my friends – I’m sorry – snorts.  It’s going to be a long holiday season.  The Elf on the Shelves have special powers from the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day.

So I have a really, REALLY important question to you my friends in blogville.

 Is there anyone that can take this little oinker in for a couple of weeks?

Please.  I’ll be nice… really.

Shivers just thinking of what Don Juan is up to… especially with my sock monkey!  Squeals!





Posted by on 11/24/2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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33 responses to “Elf on the Shelf – OH NO!

  1. Reilly and Denny

    11/24/2014 at 12:41 pm

    you can come and stay with us Bacon – we don’t have and have never had one of those Elf on A Shelf things – and we are glad we don’t after hearing all the terrible things they do

    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 12:42 pm

      I’m going to pack my bag my friends. Thank you. This Don Juan guy is really, REALLY scary. I just know he’s out to get me this year. I have that feeling. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  2. majormanafemale

    11/24/2014 at 12:49 pm

    Something tells me your mommy or daddy have something to do with the elfs so called naughtyness and no thanks. Sorry Bacon. But I have to let you figure out the rest for your piggyself but perhaps night after thanksgiving you can spy a wittle after bed time. Just cause I am curious which of your purr thing siblings is older?

    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 1:06 pm

      Snorts. I may hide the night after Thanksgiving. Don Juan has been here the past two years. Shakes piggy head. He is scary. And Hemi here is the oldest of the purr things. I’m hoping he gets to Don Juan first to take care of matters – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • majormanafemale

        11/24/2014 at 2:25 pm

        I think Hemi knows the secret as purr things are crepusuciliar by nature which means most active at Dawn and Dusk and Hemi being bit older probably knows more the Mouse girl. Whom from what you said she is bit uhm prissy so probably avoids anything unusual anyway. But I doubt Hemi will tell you the true secret of the elf. I just hope your knew brother doesn’t get to scared of Don Jaun. As he is still little. Ad if it scares you this much imgagine how Houndni will feel(your mom likes weird names doesn’t she?) Especially given he being baby has never seen one before be a good big brother and help him thru it or try bribing Hemi to destroy it as from your blogs I gather is more likely to be briable then mg.

      • PigLove

        11/24/2014 at 2:26 pm

        This is true. I will have a heart to heart with Hemi tonight… if he has a heart – snorts. We all have to ban together to get rid of Don Juan. XOXO – Bacon

  3. onespoiledcat

    11/24/2014 at 1:00 pm

    Uhoh……..I’ll remind Mom to lock the knife drawer AND hide the wooden spoons……we’ve already had a taste of things to come around here and “it ain’t pretty” !!!! Elfvis is already up to some pretty “eeek-worthy” things around here and Thanksgiving isn’t even HERE yet.

    Nervous Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 1:07 pm

      I’m sorry cousin. I’m hoping that Don Juan didn’t rub off on your Elfvis. I just have a bad feeling that this year is going to be rough with these guys hanging out. Shivers to mergatroid! XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Canadian Cats

    11/24/2014 at 1:08 pm

    Don Juan is just misunderstood Bacon! He just has extra energy that has to come out somehow. So it comes out like he’s mean but I just think he needs to be himself and not be restrained. It’s only for another month or so my friend. hehehe


    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 1:21 pm

      Shaking head left to right. I don’t think so my friends. I think Don Juan is just evil. He does bad things. I will try to keep my chin up and remember what you said though. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  5. NotAPunkRocker

    11/24/2014 at 2:24 pm

    So, so glad this was not a thing when kidlet was an even smaller kidlet…

    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 2:25 pm

      I wish it wasn’t with me my friend – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. purrfectkitties

    11/24/2014 at 5:35 pm

    You can hide at our place!! There’s enough popcorn over here to get us through the holidays… 😉 MOL 😆 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 5:48 pm

      I’m in my friends. This Don Juan is going to make me gray! XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        11/25/2014 at 2:01 am

        WOOHOO! We CAN’T WAIT for you to get her!! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

  7. katsrus

    11/24/2014 at 6:23 pm

    Oh bacon I think I got a naughty one too. You might not fair well at my house either. Mine has been doing some not so nice things.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      11/24/2014 at 6:50 pm

      Snorts. I saw Eggnog on moms Facebook. Wow! It looks like all of Don Juan’s friends might be slightly touched. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    11/24/2014 at 9:08 pm

    i never knew about elf on a shelf until a couple years ago, I still don’t have one

    • PigLove

      11/25/2014 at 8:37 am

      You don’t? Most of them are really nice guys. There’s just a few that fell on their houses after being ricocheted out of the North Pole 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  9. fozziemum

    11/25/2014 at 5:04 am

    Oh no Bacon…come down here (and i say that not in a Stephen King Pennywise voice) we have no such elves here..phew..i can only imagine..good grief..i would be heading under a rock…which btw we have plenty of..bwahaahaha ..good luck my porcine pal..:) much loves Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      11/25/2014 at 8:38 am

      Thanks my friend. I appreciate that. Maybe I should have hid in the box that mommy sent you a couple of weeks ago. Oops, did I say that out loud 🙂 ❤ XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        11/25/2014 at 4:26 pm

        Arghhhh oh no Bacon…can I expect a box of trouble coming my way hahahhhaah…best I get the armour out 🙂 🙂 Loves Fozziemum xxx ❤ ❤

      • PigLove

        11/25/2014 at 4:51 pm

        My piggy lips are sealed. What box? Did I mention box? Evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon
        P.S. I know you’ll let me know when you get it – snorts

      • fozziemum

        11/25/2014 at 5:45 pm

        Yikes! you will hear me scream from here my friend hahahahaha 🙂 I will do 😉 much loves Fozziemum xx

  10. speedyrabbit

    11/25/2014 at 1:18 pm

    hehehe oh Bacon,you are silly but there is always room here for you buddy,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      11/25/2014 at 1:40 pm

      Awesome! Cause I think it’s going to get rocky this year with Don Juan – shivers! XOXo – Bacon

  11. Marty the Manx

    11/25/2014 at 9:38 pm

    Bacon you come right on over! Just bring your warm stuff since it is chilly here!
    You are welcome any time!

    • PigLove

      11/26/2014 at 8:37 am

      aaww – thanks my friends. I may have to take you up on that offer if Don Juan comes out this as bad as I think he will. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

      • Marty the Manx

        11/26/2014 at 6:22 pm

        Ugh! Mom has always been wary of that Elf on the Shelf… now you have just justified her discomfiture!

  12. wallaceandsamuel

    11/26/2014 at 12:44 am

    Oh Bacon *SOB* … we don’t even know what to say … this is a very sore topic in our house at the moment … there is a rumour that the strike ended on Monday butt we don’t want to get our hopes up.

    You are very welcome to come stay with us, we have a spare bed and everything.

    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      11/26/2014 at 8:40 am

      Oh squeals! That could be awesome (1) if the strike is over Monday. Right in time for the holidays to begin and (2) a spare bedroom for me! Win-Win on both cases. SQUEALS! XOXO – Bacon

  13. Lori Fontanes

    11/27/2014 at 7:34 am

    We do *not* do this Elf on Shelf thingy. We have an Advent elf that hangs on the wall and gives out daily goodies. Much better, no? (And, of *course* you’ve been a nice little piggy!!!)

    • PigLove

      11/27/2014 at 6:35 pm

      Aww. Thank you. I have been good. What. Don’t laugh daddy. I really have been. Okay somewhat good then? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon


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