Dear Bacon

18 Nov

20140719-223000-81000973.jpgDear Bacon – I need help.  My humans came home from their night out and caught me in the act.  I couldn’t help it.  Really.  There was a kitty thingy outside of the window taunting me.  It got me all worked up because the only thing separating us was this window pane and stupid blinds.  I think I took care of the blinds.  Signed Busted

Dear Busted – WOW!  You see my friend the entire thing about trying to get away with something is not messing up the something so that you get caught in the middle of it – like your picture.  I see hours – if not days – of making up with your humans on this one.  And really…. tell me the truth.  Was the cat really worth it?  He’s probably laughing at you now.

20140719-222959-80999889.jpg Dear Bacon – Who says my poop or farts stink?  I fart the rainbow – and I have proof now!  Purrs and laughs at the ‘inside’ joke.  Signed Rainbow Brite

Dear Rainbow Brite –  I’m actually at a loss of words with this one pal.  The proof is in the carpet and the colors are vibrant.  You are touched with the rainbow.  Carry on.



 Dear Bacon – One of my hatchlings is bigger then the normal and furrier.  I think I may need to call Guinness Book of World Records.  I think I might have the biggest boy on earth.  What do you think?  Signed Tired Mom

Dear Tired Mom – Somehow, and I may be wrong, but I don’t think that is your baby.  I think perhaps if you look closer, you will see *your* baby next to you.  Look to your right.. a little bit more.  Now you see your chick that looks like you?  Now looks at your “big baby”.  See how different he looks?  In fact, I would go as far as to say that he might not chirp but may bark instead.  Go ahead, poke him a little to see.  Test my theory my friend.  I think you’ve been played by a pooch.


Dear Bacon – It’s so hard to find good help these days.  I hailed a taxi and got this ridiculous slow guy.  Doesn’t he know it’s all about speed?  Dude I hope he charges by the mile and not the time – I would owe a fortune!  Signed Hare

Dear Hare – I hope you packed a lunch, a book and perhaps your cell phone.  You can probably get a lot done by the time you get to your ‘destination’.  Good luck with that and don’t forget to tip.

 20140719-223001-81001202.jpgDear Bacon – Sometimes when the wife gets mad at you, you just know she’s mad.  Take for instance this picture.  We were outside this morning watching the sun came up.  I might have said something stupid.  I’m thinking at least the wife did cause the next thing I new she was telling me to kiss it where the sun doesn’t shine.  Why?  Can you explain women to me?  Signed Paw in Mouth

Dear Paw in Mouth – There are no words or instruction manuals my friend.  As someone smart once told my father, “You can be right in your relationship or you can be happy.  You can’t be both.”  Those my friends are words to live by.  I think you have a job to do now.  🙂

Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without your letters and pictures.  Please keep sending them to me 🙂


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29 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. endlesssummer128

    11/18/2014 at 5:47 am

    Great advice, Bacon! “You can be right in your relationship…” 😉

    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 9:51 am

      Snorts. Thank you my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. onespoiledcat

    11/18/2014 at 5:51 am

    Oh you certainly helped this batch of troubled friends out Bacon as only YOU can do!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 10:03 am

      aaww thanks cousin. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  3. hutchagoodlife

    11/18/2014 at 6:09 am

    These always make us giggle! Whee love mister rainbow fart ^_^



    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 10:04 am

      Isn’t he amazing?! Such brilliant colors. Snorts XOXO – Bacon

  4. Traveling Cats

    11/18/2014 at 7:21 am

    Haha, brilliant. Thanks for the smile 🙂

    • PigLove

      11/21/2014 at 10:46 am

      Thanks my friends! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Reilly & Denny

    11/18/2014 at 8:43 am

    excellent advice as usual Bacon

    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 10:06 am

      Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Nylabluesmum

    11/18/2014 at 9:30 am

    ROFWL>>>>>>>>>>>what a grrreat way to start day day me darlin piggieboy Bacon!! We lubbed da rainbow fartin kitteh n da Chicken n pup n da bunneh n turtle day best!!!!
    Phankz fer makin our day 🙂
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 10:06 am

      aaww there’s my snugglebug. Thank you my sweet love. YOU are a great way to start the day. XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    11/18/2014 at 10:40 am

    Ha! not only unicorns can fart rainbows! Thanks to rainbow brite, this trophy goes to the feline world!

    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 11:26 am

      Snorts – you got that right brother! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Will and Eko

    11/18/2014 at 10:43 am

    We need to get you a newspaper column.

    • PigLove

      11/18/2014 at 11:26 am

      Snorts! Now that would be hilarious! A pig with a column. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    11/18/2014 at 12:15 pm

    ~~head rubz~~ Bacon…
    **paw kissez**
    Yer ❤ Nylablue ❤

  10. purrfectkitties

    11/18/2014 at 6:05 pm

    Bwahaha… so funny! And your advices are hilarious… as always! Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 🙂 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      11/19/2014 at 9:00 am

      Thanks my friends. Ya’ll rock in keeping me encouraged! XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Canadian Cats

    11/18/2014 at 7:43 pm

    hahaha…mom loved the last one. Me? I liked the turtle one.
    Thanks for the giggle my friend.


    • PigLove

      11/19/2014 at 9:02 am

      Snorts – thanks my friends! I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  12. rondomtaliedraai

    11/19/2014 at 1:07 am

    Clever piggy

    • PigLove

      11/19/2014 at 9:10 am

      Thank my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  13. wallaceandsamuel

    11/19/2014 at 1:22 am

    OMD…OMD…OMD…we can’t stop BOL…that kitty that farts rainbows…LOVE IT!!!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      11/19/2014 at 9:10 am

      Snorts. I keep telling daddy that us anipals can fart the rainbow. Now we have proof huh my friends? XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. How is your post office situation – any news?

  14. evilsquirrel13

    11/19/2014 at 2:07 am

    It’s Nyan Cat!!!!

    Almost, but not quite as cool as a Rainbow Donkey!

    • PigLove

      11/19/2014 at 9:12 am

      Oh snorts! Rolling around laughing. Best ever!! XOXO – Bacon

  15. guineapigsqueak

    11/19/2014 at 2:00 pm

    Oh my days. The Nyan cat is real!
    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      11/19/2014 at 2:03 pm

      Snorts. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon


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