Dear Bacon

11 Nov



 Dear Bacon – Who says that the grown ups get to have all of the fun in this world?  I asked for a little game system and guess what?  I got one!  AND it wasn’t even my birthday or Christmas.  My humans got it “Just Because”.  I love that day.  Have you ever had a “Just Because” day?  Signed Hammy

Dear Hammy – I think a “Just Because” day is most excellent to celebrate.  Sometimes mom treats all of us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson to that kind of day.  You know – Just Because they love us.  Those are awesome reminders of their love for us.  Maybe we should do a “Just Because” thing for them too.  If you come up with some ideas, let me know and I’ll be sure to share.


Dear Bacon – Nope.  Not going to happen.  No way. I am not getting in the water.  Please make it go away.  Suggestions – can you help me out?  Signed Stuck in a Corner

Dear Stuck in a Corner – Sometimes one just has to do what one has to do my friend.  Sometimes all of the licking and cleaning in the world can’t get cleaned what water and bubbles can.  I was once like you – didn’t want to be near the water.  Then I found out how much fun it can be.  I say let the humans have their way.  Before you say no in defiance, let me explain.  After bath time, you usually get extra treats and perhaps something special for dinner.  You just have to.  It’s an unwritten rule in the anipal kingdom.  If it doesn’t happen, then you can torture your human in other ways.  Just sayin’.


Dear Bacon – I have a sick human.  Really I do.  Let me tell you what these balloons are and then you can decide.  I’m a turtle.  Sometimes my human can’t find me.  Therefore, he ties these balloons around my shell to always know where I am.  Told you – shakes head.  He’s sick. Signed Humiliated

Dear Humiliated – You know my friend that’s kind of genius.  Really.  Your human always knows where you are so he knows where to feed you.  And hey, did you ever see the movie “UP”?  Maybe you can take flight with enough air in those balloons.  Happy sailing and do buckle up.


Dear Bacon – Help us please.  The humans locked us up in the bathroom while they went somewhere.  When they got back home, they were upset over the room.  I don’t get it.  They set the room up with lots of things for us to play.  Why would they be upset?  Signed Kitty Troubles

Dear Kitty Troubles – Snorts my friends.  I’ll tell you a secret.  Those silly humans LOVE that white stuff A LOT!  They go beserk when they don’t have it in their scratch box and if we play with it here – shivers.  I say push everything in the corner.  Just leave one happy mess for your humans next time.  And don’t play with the priceless white stuff.




Dear Bacon – My human went all teary eyed and off the edge when I got out of the box.  I don’t get it.  Why is she making such a big deal?  I went pee.  Do you see this look on my face?  I mean she went over the edge with oohh and aahhh.  Signed Mystified

Dear Mystified – I have to admit it, that’s adorable.  No really.  Not the look on your face.  Look in your scratch box.  Your ‘pee’ looks like a shape of a heart.  That’s what happened my friend.  You got your human right in the heart.  They always cry when they see hearts.  It’s cute.  I’ll have to remember that the next time I take a wizzy.  I wonder if I can make a heart?  Happy tinkling!



Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue sending your letters and pictures to me at my email 🙂


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. purrfectkitties

    11/11/2014 at 11:50 am

    MOL 😆 So funny! Especially the one with the balloons tied around the turtle’s shell… MOL 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      11/11/2014 at 12:22 pm

      Snorts. Safety first huh? ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  2. onespoiledcat

    11/11/2014 at 12:56 pm

    I think the turtle/balloon thing is BRILLIANT!

    Hugs, Sam

    • PigLove

      11/11/2014 at 12:57 pm

      Snorts. I wonder if Easy has that about that with Helmut? XOXo – Bacon

  3. The Canadian Cats

    11/11/2014 at 1:00 pm

    Funny!! *giggle, giggle*


  4. molly The Wally

    11/11/2014 at 1:01 pm

    LOL us too at the turtle balloon and Singed Stuck In A Corner. Love having these back. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      11/11/2014 at 1:15 pm

      Thanks sweet Molly. It’s good to be back with them for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Rama's Mama

    11/11/2014 at 1:04 pm

    Bacon, you are providing a wonderful service to the animal kingdom. Keep up the great work.

    • PigLove

      11/11/2014 at 1:16 pm

      aaww – thanks my dear sweet friend. I really appreciate that so much! XOXO – Bacon

  6. dianaroggenbuckebrown

    11/11/2014 at 1:26 pm

    Hahahaha I love your Dear Bacon posts 😀😀😀

    • PigLove

      11/11/2014 at 1:38 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  7. majormanafemale

    11/11/2014 at 1:34 pm

    I think hjmilated is confused cause I am pretty sure turtles have flippers not feet.I think humilated is a tortoise of the small variety. And poor kitty with tub. It is weirder when cats like the bath. They tend to jump into tub with small humans when they like water akward.

  8. guineapigsqueak

    11/11/2014 at 2:55 pm

    Stuck in a Corner has the right idea. Brrr, baths!

    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      11/11/2014 at 2:58 pm

      Snorts. Really – ya’ll feel the same way? I love baths. Maybe it’s because mom throws carrots in the tub for me while I bathe? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Misaki

    11/11/2014 at 4:54 pm

    Hahaha these are great!

  10. hutchagoodlife

    11/12/2014 at 8:39 am

    Dear Hammy,
    Whee are jealous
    Sincerely Four-Screen-Deprived-Guinea-Pigs


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