I’m BBAACCKK! After a wonderful month off from my regular routine, I am back with my normal postings. Hope you enjoyed my 31 Days of Spook my friends – now back to some wonderful Dear Bacon issues with anipals that need help –
Dear Bacon – I have a slight problem here. I’m always being watched. Always. It’s like I get no peace or alone time. What can I do? He’s watching me now, isn’t he? Signed Helpless
Dear Helpless – WOW! He is watching you right this instance. What is he writing a book – are you chapter 3? The dude needs to leave you alone. You need to fix this now. Perhaps the next time he is in the other room, maybe you need to shut the door. Or persuade him into a closet. You know, something along those lines. Sshheessh – a purr thing has to have their alone time. Good luck my friend.
Dear Bacon – With the cold weather coming, I have to use anything to keep my head warm. They say if the head is warm, your entire body is warm. I think this is doing the trick. I found it in the miniature human’s room. What do you think? Signed Cat Heater
Dear Cat Heater – My friend. I think you might want to rethink that head warmer. Tell me it’s new and not slightly used too okay. You see, that is not a head warmer. That is one of the miniature humans butt warmers. I’ve seen them. What happens in them is not pretty. Not pretty at all. Although it does have a certain appeal as apparel, I’m afraid the other purr things in the hood might just laugh you out of the neighborhood and not let you play in their kitty games. I’m just sayin’.
Dear Bacon – Life is not fair. Halloween only comes but once a year and I am so very glad. Can you believe that my humans dressed me up like a poop factory for the big day? I’m so humiliated. Why couldn’t they dress up the small human that cries all of the time like this? Why me? I mean my poop is no more than the humans. Really. Please help me. Signed Poop Factory
Dear Poop Factory – I have to admit my friend that the costume is very original. I saw a lot of costumes on the big night but I think yours might be the icing on the cake. I say wear it with pride. I know it’s humiliating. But I assure you that Christmas is just around the corner. You know what needs to be done to the Christmas tree. You know just as a token of your appreciate for this outfit. Snorts.
Dear Bacon – Where there’s a bag, you know a cat is there to play. My buddy snapped this picture of me while I was playing pop goes the kitty in the bag. Talk about perfect timing huh? I think my abs look better than your pot belly. What do you think? Signed Abercrombie Cat
Dear Abercrombie Cat – OMP (Oh my pig). That is hilarious. This picture is so priceless that I’m going to let the shot of my physique just go right on by. I say bravo to you and your brother for the perfect picture taking. I think this needs to go viral, perhaps be in a Cats of 2015 calendar or a Christmas card. Maybe even sneak on your parents Facebook account and post this picture. Great job my friends. Now, I’m off to look for me an equally charming shopping bag. I wonder if they have one with James Bond somewhere here in the Hotel Thompson.
Dear Bacon – For some reason, I think there is an impersonator here in the room with me. I woke up from one of my many naps this morning, waddled into the living room and found HIM. HIM is not talking, not purring and not moving. I think he’s trying to wait for me to turn my back. I just know he is. What do you think? Signed Chucky
Dear Chucky – Oh my! I think you need to be careful there little guy. It looks like HIM is preparing to pounce on you. That could be really dangerous. I can only imagine what kind of damage he could do to you. Shivers. Thank goodness HIM is not here. Be careful. Maybe never turn your back to him. That’s it. Be vigilant!
Thanks my friends for your letters and pictures for my Dear Bacon issues. I can’t do this without you. Please remember to send me your letters/pictures to my email. ❤ you!
11/04/2014 at 1:05 am
As always I enjoyed Dear Bacon.
11/04/2014 at 1:29 am
BBBBOL!! OMD!! What a SUPER edition! We sure have missed “Dear Bacon”.
Wally & Sammy
11/04/2014 at 2:45 am
Snorts. Thanks my friends. I have certainly missed doing them. I am so behind in them now. Lots of letters in our future. XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 2:47 am
Uhm…mom asked us to remind you about Bacon’s text messages too…she thinks they are grrrrreat!! No pressure *BOL*
11/04/2014 at 8:50 am
Snorts! I really appreciate that my friend. My mom hasn’t forgotten about them. Trust me, I’ve sent her some really good ones lately – just wait until you read them! I’ll be posting some of them soon – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
11/04/2014 at 4:51 am
We have so missed Dear Bacon. Nice to see it back. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
11/04/2014 at 8:51 am
Thanks sweet Molly. I’m glad they are back too. They are my favorites every single week. I gotta lot of letters during October – this should be very interesting in the next couple of weeks for sure! XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 5:21 am
GAH! Abercrombie Cat is hilarious. Great job B. So much fun!
Love and licks,
11/04/2014 at 8:52 am
Thanks my friend! I’m still looking for a James Bond bag around the house so I can pop out of it. Then I started thinking – that dude was stomping all over my physique. He might have a six pack but hey – I got the whole keg right here on my tummy -snorts and rolls around laughing. XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 6:25 pm
Keg! GAH! Hilarious!
11/04/2014 at 5:25 am
HAHAHAHAHA…..these are great – welcome back to solving everyone’s problems Cousin! HAHAHA
11/04/2014 at 8:53 am
Thanks cousin! I have missed these every week. It’s going to be a great time in the next couple of months. XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 5:46 am
Welcome back dear Bacon 🙂
11/04/2014 at 8:53 am
aawww thanks my friend! Hope you enjoyed these this week. Next week will be even better! XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
11/04/2014 at 9:05 am
you gotta admit – that poop factory is soooo cute 🙂
11/04/2014 at 9:25 am
He really is. I’m just thankful that mommy didn’t think of that kind of costume for me. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 11:19 am
This is hilarious. “Dear Bacon” is a snortingly great must read!
11/04/2014 at 12:10 pm
aaww – thanks my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. Dear Bacon comes out every Tuesday. I’m so glad that you enjoyed this 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 12:53 pm
Hahahaha… these are HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 🙂 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
11/04/2014 at 1:43 pm
Thanks my friend for checking them out. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 5:07 pm
Yaaaay welcome back ‘Dear Bacon’ what a great edition!
Hugs, Carrie & Pups x
11/05/2014 at 9:07 am
aaww – thanks my friend. I’ve missed helping out my fellow anipals this past month. It’s good to be back! XOXO – Bacon
11/04/2014 at 7:41 pm
Ha,ha,ha the diaper on the head and poop factory got me.
11/05/2014 at 9:08 am
Snorts – me too! I thought they were great. Love these letters! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
11/04/2014 at 9:29 pm
hahahaah…some kitties have weird problems….thanks for the giggles my friend.
11/05/2014 at 9:08 am
You are so welcome my friends. I love these letters – they always keep me on my hooves. XOXO – Bacon
11/05/2014 at 12:04 am
Don’t let Poop Factory dog get anywhere near Underwear cat….
11/05/2014 at 9:08 am
Snorts – can you just imagine that combination? Oh too funny my friend! XOXO – Bacon
11/10/2014 at 9:21 pm
Dey iz all funny butt our favez are #2 n #3 Bacon…..MOL/PLOL…..
Lub ❤ Nylablue n ❤ Mum
11/13/2014 at 4:55 pm
Anyone want to tell chucky the kitten that the cat is a stuffed animal.
11/14/2014 at 9:25 am
Nah – let’s let him keep guessing for a while – snorts XOXO – Bacon
11/14/2014 at 9:28 am