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31 Days of Spook – Jokes Anyone?

12 Oct

Welcome my fellow goblins to my 31 Days of Spook.  Today, I’m going to the lighter side of horror.  Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 
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29 responses to “31 Days of Spook – Jokes Anyone?

  1. NotAPunkRocker

    10/12/2014 at 2:07 am

    Very cute…the first one especially has me giggling! 😀

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:12 am

      Snorts. Gotta make ya’ll giggle – it’s been a spooky month on my blog so far 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. speedyrabbit

    10/12/2014 at 2:16 am

    hehehe….where do you find these Bacon?xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:13 am

      Snorts! I’ve been doing a LOT of research ALL year for my 31 Days of Spook. Is it showing? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. gentlestitches

    10/12/2014 at 3:54 am

    LOL! Shane guessed the Blood Hound one! We saw “What we do in the Shadows” last week!

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:13 am

      Snorts – too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Molly The Wally

    10/12/2014 at 5:41 am

    Thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:14 am

      Thanks my sweet Molly. These were kind of funny – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. onespoiledcat

    10/12/2014 at 6:03 am

    It’s good to toss in a little humor in the middle of FREAKY/SCARY!!!!!!

    Hugs, sammy

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:14 am

      Snorts – I thought all of my friends here maybe could use a couple of chuckles today – something on the lighter side of my 31 Days of Spook 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. easyweimaraner

    10/12/2014 at 6:10 am

    hahahaha… imagine a ghost with a broken leg… but such a leg in plaster would make scary noises at night lol

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:15 am

      That’s probably the thump-thump sound you hear when the ghosts are walking the halls – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Reilly & Denny

    10/12/2014 at 7:15 am

    that is a good way to start the day – with a chuckle

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:15 am

      aaww – thanks my friends. I was hoping everyone would love these 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Jovina Coughlin

    10/12/2014 at 10:02 am

    Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
    A. I-scream!

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:15 am

      Snorts! I ❤ that one my friend. I gotta remember to tell daddy that one later this morning. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Marty the Manx

    10/12/2014 at 3:25 pm

    Great ones Bacon! Haven’t seen that version of the Monster Mash. Have a great Easy!
    Marty and Mom

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:19 am

      aaww – thanks my friends. I was trying to make the mood light this date – my month has been extremely scary in a good way 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. sunsetdragon

    10/12/2014 at 3:58 pm

    “chuckling” Good ones sweet bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:20 am

      Thank you my sweet dear friend. Glad you got the chuckles. I know this month has been extremely nerve racking on my 31 Days of Spook. It’s almost half way over. Almost. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. sue ellen

    10/12/2014 at 11:11 pm

    well…that worked…..now I want a jelly donut. heavy sigh…..
    😉

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:23 am

      Snorticles – Now that does sound really good – even to me – please :0 XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Basil

    10/13/2014 at 9:46 am

    BOL – I’m having a little boogie to the song!!

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 9:56 am

      Snorts – it does get your hips moving – I ❤ it! XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. The Canadian Cats

    10/13/2014 at 3:23 pm

    hahaha…we loved the jokes….fun-ny!! The monster mash was great….mom remembers when it was a popular song….like she’s as old as dirt!

    Have a great day Bacon.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      10/13/2014 at 3:39 pm

      Snorticles! I couldn’t resist some fun my friends. I know I’ve been throwing some scary stuff at all of ya’ll this month. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Nylabluesmum

    10/14/2014 at 10:05 pm

    MOl cross Bamci wif a ghost n get BAMBOO!!!!
    ROFWM>>>>diz iz pawsum!
    Lub Nylalbue n Mum too x0x0

     
    • PigLove

      10/15/2014 at 9:33 am

      Snorticles. I think that one was my favorite. I ❤ it! XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. Nylabluesmum

    10/15/2014 at 8:41 pm

    Iz a guud fing ya understandz me Bacon…me waz tippy typin in da dark…well wif a nite lite…me clawz sorta went AWOL it seemz..
    BamBOO!!!! MOL…iz still funny 😉
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤

     

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