Welcome my fellow goblins to my 31 Days of Spook. Today, I’m going to the lighter side of horror. Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The
third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Piglove 
NotAPunkRocker
10/12/2014 at 2:07 am
Very cute…the first one especially has me giggling! 😀
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:12 am
Snorts. Gotta make ya’ll giggle – it’s been a spooky month on my blog so far 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
10/12/2014 at 2:16 am
hehehe….where do you find these Bacon?xx Speedy
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:13 am
Snorts! I’ve been doing a LOT of research ALL year for my 31 Days of Spook. Is it showing? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
10/12/2014 at 3:54 am
LOL! Shane guessed the Blood Hound one! We saw “What we do in the Shadows” last week!
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:13 am
Snorts – too funny! XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
10/12/2014 at 5:41 am
Thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:14 am
Thanks my sweet Molly. These were kind of funny – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
10/12/2014 at 6:03 am
It’s good to toss in a little humor in the middle of FREAKY/SCARY!!!!!!
Hugs, sammy
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:14 am
Snorts – I thought all of my friends here maybe could use a couple of chuckles today – something on the lighter side of my 31 Days of Spook 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
10/12/2014 at 6:10 am
hahahaha… imagine a ghost with a broken leg… but such a leg in plaster would make scary noises at night lol
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:15 am
That’s probably the thump-thump sound you hear when the ghosts are walking the halls – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
10/12/2014 at 7:15 am
that is a good way to start the day – with a chuckle
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:15 am
aaww – thanks my friends. I was hoping everyone would love these 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Jovina Coughlin
10/12/2014 at 10:02 am
Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A. I-scream!
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:15 am
Snorts! I ❤ that one my friend. I gotta remember to tell daddy that one later this morning. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon
Marty the Manx
10/12/2014 at 3:25 pm
Great ones Bacon! Haven’t seen that version of the Monster Mash. Have a great Easy!
Marty and Mom
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:19 am
aaww – thanks my friends. I was trying to make the mood light this date – my month has been extremely scary in a good way 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
sunsetdragon
10/12/2014 at 3:58 pm
“chuckling” Good ones sweet bacon.
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:20 am
Thank you my sweet dear friend. Glad you got the chuckles. I know this month has been extremely nerve racking on my 31 Days of Spook. It’s almost half way over. Almost. XOXO – Bacon
sue ellen
10/12/2014 at 11:11 pm
well…that worked…..now I want a jelly donut. heavy sigh…..
😉
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:23 am
Snorticles – Now that does sound really good – even to me – please :0 XOXO – Bacon
Basil
10/13/2014 at 9:46 am
BOL – I’m having a little boogie to the song!!
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 9:56 am
Snorts – it does get your hips moving – I ❤ it! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
10/13/2014 at 3:23 pm
hahaha…we loved the jokes….fun-ny!! The monster mash was great….mom remembers when it was a popular song….like she’s as old as dirt!
Have a great day Bacon.
(((Shoko)))
PigLove
10/13/2014 at 3:39 pm
Snorticles! I couldn’t resist some fun my friends. I know I’ve been throwing some scary stuff at all of ya’ll this month. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
10/14/2014 at 10:05 pm
MOl cross Bamci wif a ghost n get BAMBOO!!!!
ROFWM>>>>diz iz pawsum!
Lub Nylalbue n Mum too x0x0
PigLove
10/15/2014 at 9:33 am
Snorticles. I think that one was my favorite. I ❤ it! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
10/15/2014 at 8:41 pm
Iz a guud fing ya understandz me Bacon…me waz tippy typin in da dark…well wif a nite lite…me clawz sorta went AWOL it seemz..
BamBOO!!!! MOL…iz still funny 😉
Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤