31 Days of Spook – Noise in the Night

03 Oct

What would *YOU* do my friends?  Would you hide?  Would you shake with fear?  Scream?  Pass Out? Run?

This is the question.  You’re home alone.  It’s the middle of the night.  You hear some strange noise coming from the basement.  You go check it out because it can’t possibly be anything bad.  You look down the stairs and you see this “beast”.  OMP!  What do you do?

Personally, up first I would pee on myself.  No questions asked – I would make it rain like it has *never* rained before.  Second, I would squeal to the high piggy heavens and thirdly – take off running!

Now, all of these things would happen really, really fast.  Wee, squeal and RUN!

What would you do?  Discuss.


Posted by on 10/03/2014 in 31 Days of Spook, Bacon


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33 responses to “31 Days of Spook – Noise in the Night

  1. easyweimaraner

    10/03/2014 at 12:40 pm

    that’s a great idea bro… when the pee runs on the stairs “THIS” whateveritisidon’twanttoknowit would slip and fall down the stairs, Victory!… think that’s what I would do too… and probably Napoleon would do that too and even Genghis Khan :o)

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 2:17 pm

      Snorts – so true. And trust me. It would definitely be a puddle for the heavens to hold – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. kolytyi

    10/03/2014 at 12:55 pm

    I think I’d risk a soft, very gentle “meow”.

    • kolytyi

      10/03/2014 at 12:56 pm

      Or I’d say “Cicc!”. If this beast speaks Hungarian, he/she would understand immediately what I mean.

      • PigLove

        10/03/2014 at 2:19 pm

        Oh bows down at your bravery my friend. XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 2:17 pm

      You are very brave my friend. Very brave. Can you come stay with me? XOXO – Bacon

  3. The Canadian Cats

    10/03/2014 at 12:58 pm

    Oh my Bacon that is a good one! Me? I would slam the basement door!! Probably I would tinkle by accident…heck this is one mean looking dude. Grab some canned beans mom preserved….they are ghastly. Put them out for the cruel looking dude and run like the devil was after me.
    Kali says she thinks he’s just misunderstood and he can’t help how he looks. She would offer him a cold rawhide bone. Yea, like a house with 2 cats has rawhide bones kicking around….really Kali. Then she would talk with him and see what he needs. If, he was still aggressive, she would hit him on the head with a cast iron frying pan.! So much for being nice.

    (((Shoko and Kali)))

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 2:24 pm

      ooh squeals. I like the way ya’ll think. Will you two protect me? XOXO – Bacon

  4. NotAPunkRocker

    10/03/2014 at 1:28 pm

    Take a picture and post it to Facebook and Twitter?

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 2:25 pm

      Snorts. tsk tsk priorities must be first and foremost. Of course my friend. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  5. earth2bellas

    10/03/2014 at 1:31 pm

    I always try to think of what Id do in a situation like this but to be honest I have no idea. I honestly think I would die lol. Just freeze up and die. Good thing I don’t have a basement!

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 2:27 pm

      Snorts – me too. I would pee – and I mean PEE a storm. Then squeal and run for my life! XOXO – Bacon

  6. purrfectkitties

    10/03/2014 at 2:54 pm

    Oh My Cats! What a scary thingie!!! 😯 We’d probably call the humans so we can hide behind them! 😉 MOL 😆 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 4:14 pm

      Snorts. That’s what I’m talking about. I would be right behind you my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Reilly & Denny

    10/03/2014 at 3:02 pm

    Our Mom would probably say “Dad – are playing dress up again ” bawwwaaaahhhhhh

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 4:15 pm

      Snorts – and pray and hope and keep those legs crossed that it is daddy playing games. Shivers. I wouldn’t put it past my daddy either 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  8. Molly The Wally

    10/03/2014 at 3:55 pm

    Errr send my human out to investigate while hide under the bed of course. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      10/03/2014 at 4:16 pm

      Snorts. I think I would be right there with you… if my butt would fit under the bed – snorts. Have a great weekend my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    10/03/2014 at 4:48 pm

    Fur definite Mum said she wuud pee herself n me wuud too; den we wuud howl like a bansheeto scare da werewolfie n den we wuud jump out da window n run fer our livez……
    Where did me putt me gun wif da silvur bullitz??? 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
    Arooooooooooowoooooooo-ooooooooooo 😉

  10. fozziemum

    10/03/2014 at 8:25 pm

    Well Bacon I know what I would do…evacuate…the building and my bowels….just sayin my friend that’s one creepy dude type thing..bwahahahaaha Loves Fozziemum xx<3

    • PigLove

      10/06/2014 at 3:53 am

      Snorts. I know! That thing would scare the wizzy out of me. Of course dad said he would tell him that if he’s not paying rent, he has to leave. Snorts. Leave it to my dad to be the sensible one right. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/06/2014 at 5:54 am

        Dad’s can be super practical…bummer haahhaahhaah 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  11. gentlestitches

    10/03/2014 at 11:12 pm

    Well he/she might be friendly and have a wagging tail behind. I think I would possibly try for a world record in backwards running.

    • PigLove

      10/06/2014 at 3:56 am

      Snorticles. I think I might be right there beside you Auntie Sharon… Of course after I wizzy and squeal to the high heavens. XOXO – Bacon

  12. speedyrabbit

    10/04/2014 at 2:36 am

    Hehehe me I would pee and poop on his/her face…hehehe and the grab me cutlass,xx Speedy

  13. evilsquirrel13

    10/04/2014 at 9:52 am

    I would wonder why there’s suddenly a basement in my house….

    • PigLove

      10/06/2014 at 4:04 am

      Snorts. I forgot about that! Then it must all be just a dream. I don’t have one either. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Lori Fontanes

    10/05/2014 at 8:10 am

    Take the elevator. 😉

    • PigLove

      10/06/2014 at 10:20 am

      Snorts. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

  15. readingwithrhythm

    10/05/2014 at 10:36 am

    What’s a basement? It must be something that contains creepy creatures? I’m guessing we don’t have one, so I’m safe.

    • PigLove

      10/06/2014 at 10:23 am

      Snorts. Thank goodness we don’t have one either. Strange things happen in basements. Nope. We don’t need one here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Boomdeeadda

    10/05/2014 at 12:01 pm

    Oh crap, I don’t know. Maybe die right there of fright. I already run out of my basement when I’m alone…thanks ALOT !

    • PigLove

      10/06/2014 at 10:25 am

      Snorts – anything I can do to help a friend out – anytime – you just call me. Snorts XOXO – Bacon


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