I was looking through the pictures on my mom’s iPhone last night and came across the picture of me. OMP (oh my pig!) You can really see my pot-belly in this picture. Do you think it makes me look heavy? Does it make my butt look big?
For some reason, I keep staring at this picture. It’s driving me crazy. Maybe it’s the angle from which mom took the snapshot? Heck, I don’t even remember her taking the picture. Maybe I’m losing my piggy mind? I remember walking around the front room oinking and talking to myself… you looking for anything that might be eatable on the floor – which I didn’t find anything.
Oh dear, do you think I need to go on this DIEt thing? Snorts!