I was looking through the pictures on my mom’s iPhone last night and came across the picture of me. OMP (oh my pig!) You can really see my pot-belly in this picture. Do you think it makes me look heavy? Does it make my butt look big?
For some reason, I keep staring at this picture. It’s driving me crazy. Maybe it’s the angle from which mom took the snapshot? Heck, I don’t even remember her taking the picture. Maybe I’m losing my piggy mind? I remember walking around the front room oinking and talking to myself… you looking for anything that might be eatable on the floor – which I didn’t find anything.
Oh dear, do you think I need to go on this DIEt thing? Snorts!
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Sorry mom’s work. She’s having difficulties in coming in today. You see this is Hemi – you know one of the purr things here with me at the Hotel Thompson. During my and mom’s private time after breakfast this morning, he crawled on her leg and wouldn’t let her get up. He kept trying to claim mommy as ‘his’. Sorry brother – mommy is mine too.
He kept following her around the house like a little puppy. He was being what daddy likes to call ‘needy’. On one hoof, I don’t mind. Cause you know if he’s following mom around and hanging out on her, then he’s not chasing me and slapping my butt – snorts. But then on the other hoof, he’s taking my mommy away from my bonding time. I can’t have that now can I?
He even walked outside with mommy this morning. Come on Hemi – really?! You gotta let her go. She *needs* to go to work. Don’t you want to be kept in kibbles?
Let go of the mommy. Take your nails out of her pants leg and let go. Jeez, you would have thought mommy was taking you to the vet or something – snorts. Oh that’s my bad – that’s next week – double snorts.
Friends – I hope your day started off better than this!
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