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Ask a Stupid Question Day

28 Sep

 

 Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Today, September 28th is an awesome day.  It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day.  Finally a day that we can ask all of those silly questions and not have anyone look at us a strange way.  Speak up my followers – ask all of those questions you were afraid to ask today that you have been wondering about all year long.

 I interviewed the occupants here at the Hotel Thompson.  They came up with some great questions that I’m going to share.  They’ll start so you can feel better about your questions.  Remember no one is going to laugh at your question – maybe the answer but not the question – chitter chatter

“Why is Grape Nuts cereal called Grape Nuts when it has neither grapes or nuts?”

“If the Professor on Gilligan’s Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a small hole in the side of the boat?”

“Why does Goofy always stand up on two legs yet Pluto remains on all four legs?  Aren’t they both dogs?”

“Why do banks leave their doors wide open but chain their pens to the counter?”

“How come when the battery goes dead on the television remote, you think it will work if you press the buttons harder?”

“If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of the cat?”

“What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?”

 

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26 responses to “Ask a Stupid Question Day

  1. sunsetdragon

    09/28/2014 at 1:22 am

    Love it and am sitting here laughing so hard I had to get up and go to the bathroom. 😛

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 9:56 am

      Snorticles. YAY – I made it rain – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Molly The Wally

    09/28/2014 at 6:06 am

    LOL spat tea out. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:03 am

      Snorts. Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. onespoiledcat

    09/28/2014 at 6:47 am

    I think the occupants of the Hotel Thompson have given you so many FAB questions, that you don’t really NEED any from us!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:04 am

      Snorts. Leave it to my strange humans to come up with some weird ones huh cousin? XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. easyweimaraner

    09/28/2014 at 7:37 am

    hahaha sems that’s my mommas day hehehe The Goofy-question (haha) is THE question of all questions. I mean, Goofy drives a car and he walks on two legs, he wears clothes while Pluto is nekked. WTH is Goofy?

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:05 am

      Exactly! I mean what is up with that pooch huh brother? These things just makes us go hhmmm. And what’s up with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. They’ve only been dating what a gazillion years and Mickey hasn’t given her a diamond yet? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Marty the Manx

    09/28/2014 at 10:15 am

    Those are so great! The Goofy question is one that has puzzled me for ages! Have a wonderful Easy Sunday all!
    Marty

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:06 am

      Thanks my sweet friend. Curious people here – we *need* the answers – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. AnswerIt

    09/28/2014 at 10:28 am

    Haha … the answer to the last question is probably purple.

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:08 am

      Snorts. Where’s a smurf when you need one to test out these theories? XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. evilsquirrel13

    09/28/2014 at 11:46 am

    And September 29th is Get A Stupid Answer Day!

    Actually, I can answer the Goofy one since that’s right up my alley. In the world of cartooning, there are two types of animal characters… anthropomorphic and feral. Goofy is anthro, which is why he takes on human traits like talking and walking, and Pluto is feral, meaning he’s essentially…. well, just a dog!

    Now I can’t explain why Donald Duck doesn’t wear any pants…

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:09 am

      OMP! You are the man full of life’s answers to these questions. I love that answer. Can you explain why Mickey and Minnie are still dating after all of these years? OOHHH and squeal – do you have any smurfs laying around? XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. David

    09/28/2014 at 2:25 pm

    Those are good questions.

    Ours is how come a flashlight with fresh batteries becomes a flashlight with dead batteries in less than a week when you don’t use the flashlight?

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:10 am

      oohhh squeal – that is a very good question! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. The Canadian Cats

    09/28/2014 at 2:41 pm

    hahaha….love it. These are strange things but so funny.

    (((Shoko)))

     
  10. sally

    09/28/2014 at 5:46 pm

    What happened to Captain Slog on Star Trek? He tells you the date at the beginning of every episode but after that is never heard from again.

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:11 am

      Exactly! Inquiring minds *need* to know these answers. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. fozziemum

    09/29/2014 at 6:18 am

    I too wondered at the range of activities and things made in the Island and yet they couldn’t fix a boat..also a three hour tour..which left them on an island with costumes..make up…props galore…hmmm….my question is how come fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? hugs Fozziemum xxx

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2014 at 10:21 am

      See, I’m with you on these thought provoking questions. One that daddy brought up this morning – Captain Crunch. Shouldn’t he be an admiral by now after all these years? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        09/29/2014 at 6:31 pm

        Bwahaahahhaahhhaha indeed…Loves Fozziemum xxx

         
  12. Nylabluesmum

    09/29/2014 at 6:34 pm

    Grrrreat questshunz Bacon..Mum too wundered why da Purrfessor cuud not fix da boat….butt she watched weeklee anyway…. MOL!!!
    Mum laffed n laffed over da buttered bread n kitteh questshun n den she looked AT ME!!!
    “Uh uh no way Mum!!! Yer NOT gonna tern me into a kitteh sammich fer reesearch purrposez!!!”
    *snorticklez*
    Lub Nylablue =^,,^=

     
    • PigLove

      09/30/2014 at 9:13 am

      Snorticles. I’m a lover of that show Gilligan’s Island. I watch it all of the time on my television. And hey, if your mom wants to test that theory… you can land on me. I’ll be nice and soft 🙂 ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Nylabluesmum

    10/02/2014 at 8:12 pm

    MMM landin on ya Bacon wuud bee heavenlee fer shure!!
    Lub ya sweetpiggieboy ❤ ❤
    Yer Nylablue xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      10/02/2014 at 8:24 pm

      Snorts. Love you my sweet purr thing. XOXO – Bacon

       

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