My Friends

Okay, how many takers do I have here with this funny?  Are you weird, deranged, freaky or just plain nutty like me?  Do you not care who knows it?

I’m raising my hoof.  I’m me. I’m one of a kind.  I have ups and downs.  I laugh, snort, cry and squeal like a rooster/dog.  I run and jump, play and sleep.  I have fun.

I meet new friends and remember my old friends.  I foam at the mouth when I’m excited.  I fart when I overeat.  Hey, it’s who I am.

But in the end, I’ll be your friend through thick and thin!  ❤ you my friends – old and new!

 

Conversation Overheard Between Mom and Dad

Okay – I know I shouldn’t piggy eavesdrop on mom and dad when they are having conversations.  But sometimes, it’s hard not to listen.  They have some of the strangest conversations.  I’m telling you – you never know what might come out of their mouths – humans are weird!

Last night, daddy asked mommy, “Name a song not to sing while in prison.”  Okay first of all, I’m not sure what this prison thing is.  It doesn’t sound like a fun place.  Mommy said there were bars there.  Okay, aren’t bars where you get alcoholic drinks?  Shakes piggy head – like I said humans are weird. I don’t get it.  So, I thought I would bring this to you my friends.

What songs would you not sing while in prison?  Some of mom/dad’s were:

Journey – “Lovin’, Touchin’ Squeezin”

Aeorsmith – “Dude Looks Like a Lady”

Foreigner – “I Want to Know What Love Is”

John Mellencamp – “Hurts so Good”

Nazareth – “Love Hurts”

George Michael – “Father Figure”

Olivia Newton John – “Let’s Get Physical”

OMP (oh my pig!)  I can’t breathe.  I don’t know why these are funny – BUT THEY ARE!