Dear Dezi – Special Edition

16 Sep

September we are highlighting some of my friends who volunteered to help me out with my Dear Bacon issue. Today’s special edition is by my sweet dear purr thing Dezi.  If you don’t know Dezi, you *must* go visit her and check her out.  Tell them that Bacon sent you.  Now, on to some great advice to help out our fellow anipals.


Dear Dezi,
My humans forgot to bring me in for the night. Help! I don’t think they hear me or see me hanging on out here. What can I do? Has this ever happened to you? Signed Knock Knock

Dear Knock Knock,
Oh meez sweet furiend yous need new hoomans!!! But ifin yous gunna stay maybe yous oughtta we-fink goin’ outside or get yous hoomans to put in a cat flap. But fur now at least when yous do get inside again, leave them sum luvly hairball designs on their pillows and in their underwear drawer. Bet they don’t soon fur get that. Me made this hairball once that….oh yeah not da purrawlem. Anyways, don’t furget to steal da T.V. remote and giv it to da neighborhood dog.



Dear Dezi,
I think I’m in trouble here. I got invited to the party. I just didn’t realize I was going to be the main attraction to the party. What am I suppose to do now. Little help here please. Signed Walking Dinner

Dear Walking Dinner,
Yous need to stawt investigatin’ yous dinner invitations and make suwe yous not da main course. After all, yous don’t have to accept evewy invite. Yous know this weminds me of da time….oh yeah, it’s not about me. As fur yous situation, it’s too late now, so just point them in da direction of da neawest golden arches and then stawt flappin’ those wings like nevew afur. Yous life just might depend on it.


Dear Dezi,
Does the outfit make me look tough? My dad says I have the eye of the tiger but yet my mom says I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. What do you think? Signed Upper Cut

Dear Upper Cut,
Yous do look tuff. Me wuld suwe want yous in meez corner.  Let me tell yous ‘bout….Aw nevew mind, yous worried ‘bout floatin’ like a butterfly and stingin’ like a bee. You know it’s not always looks dat count. There wuz a famous dude once dat floated like butterflies too. Hims wusn’t much to look at, but hims wuz like da heavy weight champ boxer of all time. So it looks like yous followin’ in da wight footsteps. Keep yous chin up and growl a bit, me finks hims did.


Dear Dezi,
I’m ready for the beach. My flippers are on and I’m ready for some adventure. My favorite shows to watch on the nature channel show seahorses. Do you think I can blend in with them? Signed C.Horse

Dear C.Horse,
Yep yous got yous flippers on alwight. Let’s see…will yous fit in? Well these days yous wuld fit wight in most evewywhere so me dusn’t see why not. Yous might wanna check into an air tank tho’ meez not suwe yous lungs can take all at water. Yous know don’t ya’ dat male sea horses hav da babies? Is dat da kinda adventure yous lookin’ fur? Me dusn’t fink it works dat way ifin so. Yous might get luckier and find mowe adventure in da nearby pasture.


Dear Dezi,
I don’t get it. Why are my humans laughing at me and taking pictures? Do you get it? If so, please explain to me. Please. Signed Jagger

Dear Jagger,
My what big teef yous hav.  And they be so white. Yous hoomans shuld be fankin’ their lucky staws yous not need dental work. But hoomans do hav a stwange sense of humor and always wiff da flashy box too.  Meez  mommy is always… ah hoo cawes. I fink yous vewy fotogenic and maybe sumday yous will be as pawpular as Lassie or Rin Tin Tin. Hoo ya’ fink’ll be laffin’ then. Yous dude while yous head on down to da local piercin’ shop and buy yous self a 24 kt. gold gwill.


Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without *you*.  Please continue to send your letters and questions to me here at the Hotel Thompson at


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34 responses to “Dear Dezi – Special Edition

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    09/16/2014 at 1:36 am

    OMD!! Those were some special letters! Well done Dezi, you did a grrreat job!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:32 am

      It seems like the letters get more hilarious each week doesn’t it my friends? Great job to Dezi! XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:37 pm

      Fank yous, they wuz sum doozies. MOL

  2. guineapigsqueak

    09/16/2014 at 3:12 am

    Super advice! Whee hope all the participants learn from what you had to tell them.
    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:33 am

      I’m sure they will my sweet little friends. Dezi gave the best advice. XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:38 pm

      Fank yous. 🙂

  3. Molly The Wally

    09/16/2014 at 5:22 am

    Way to go Dazi great job. BOL,BoL at the flippers. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:33 am

      Snorts – too funny huh sweet Molly? Have a great day. XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:38 pm

      Fank yous. Meez twied.

  4. onespoiledcat

    09/16/2014 at 5:50 am

    Good job helping these poor animals find the solution to their problems Dezi…….where would the world be without help from Bacon’s friends answering the questions that arise in the blogosphere?!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:34 am

      That is so true cousin Sammy – it takes all of us to help out our fellow anipals for sure! Great job Dezi. XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:39 pm

      Fanks Sammy, yous wight. 🙂

  5. fozziemum

    09/16/2014 at 6:22 am

    Bwahaahahh oh goodness poor Dezi really had some puzzlers to deal with hahaahah 🙂 great advice sweet Dezi..good choice again Bacon..hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:35 am

      Thanks my sweet friend. Dezi had some great letters this week. I hope Walking Dinner to Dezi’s advice. I felt really sorry for him – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/16/2014 at 8:47 am

        Same here hahaahaahah poor skinny blighter was in need of a feed too! 😉 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:39 pm

      Me suwe did Fozziemum, me suwe did. Fanks.

      • fozziemum

        09/17/2014 at 9:55 am

        Haahahhaahah 🙂 🙂

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    09/16/2014 at 6:34 am

    Excellent advice for these friends. Um….Jagger…. Uh….. I wouldn’t know where to start.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:35 am

      Snorticles – so true Cupcake. There’s so many directions one could go with those um.. well.. lips. XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:40 pm

      Yep they wuz sum weal doozies. Fanks.

  7. easyweimaraner

    09/16/2014 at 7:00 am

    hahahaha…. probably Walking Dinner got a menu list instead of an invitation :o)

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 8:36 am

      Snorts – I think you are so right brother! Too funny indeed. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Makes a note to make sure my future invites are invitations and not menu lists… 🙂

  8. The Canadian Cats

    09/16/2014 at 1:03 pm

    hahaha….Dezi, I love the advice and especially how you go to talk about yourself and then cut yourself off. I laughed so hard about the dog with the big teeth. *eyes leak with laughter*

    Bugs hugs,


    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 1:04 pm

      Snorticles. OMP – I loved that too. It was another great week and splendid advice from Dezi for sure! XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 2:41 pm

      Famks Shoko. 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 3:15 pm

      And you gave the most wonderful advice my sweet little friend. Thank you so much for filling in for me this week. You helped so many anipals out – thanks!! XOXO – Bacon

  9. purrfectkitties

    09/16/2014 at 3:24 pm

    MOL MOL MOL 😆 Sweet little Dezi gave some PAWSOME advice to those poor little fellows! MOL 😆 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      09/16/2014 at 3:51 pm

      Dezi really did a fabulous job my friends. These were hard this week and Dezi was definitely a miracle worker! XOXO – Bacon

    • dezizworld

      09/16/2014 at 9:29 pm

      Fank yous, meez twied fur suwe. 🙂

  10. pilch92

    09/16/2014 at 4:41 pm

    All great advice Dezi!

  11. Nylabluesmum

    09/17/2014 at 5:56 pm

    444 pawz up Dezi!!! Yer a naturalle at diz advice givin gig!!!
    We lubbed yer advice to da eegrett n C. Horse da best…reemindz me of da time me Mum waz givin advice to me Aunti….oh wait iz not ’bout me or her….
    All yer answerz were grrreat! Hope ya will come back again n do da columm!
    Much lub ❤ Nylablue n ❤ Mum x0x0x0x0


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