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Mom You’re Killing Me Here

12 Sep

 

Mommy ordered a bunch of ‘stuff’ from Amazon lately.  Everything is starting to come in now by mail.  I’m just going to throw this out there.  Mom needs help.  A lot of help.  I think she has finally went over the fine line of insanity.  You don’t believe me do you?

Look at exhibit A to the left.  This is one of the ‘things’ she has ordered lately.  Shakes my piggy head.  What is she trying to do to me – kill me?  I can only roll my piggy eyes so much – snorts.

And I have to remind mommy.  She kills grass.  Literally – she can’t grow anything.  How does she expect this chi-chi chiapig to grow with that insane hair?

I need some help my friends.  I think mom may need a intervention.  Any suggestions?

 
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48 responses to “Mom You’re Killing Me Here

  1. dezizworld

    09/12/2014 at 1:33 am

    Me can’t see da foto Bacon, but it’s gwass yous say? Dat’s a pawsum fing to grow, weez luv gwass.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:40 am

      It’s kind of like a Chia pet but it’s shaped like a pink pig. Mom has finally went off the deep end this time. Shakes piggy head. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        09/12/2014 at 1:27 pm

        MOL Maybe hers will hav better luck this time Bacon. Yous nevew know. MOL

        Luv ya’

        Dezi

         
  2. Amanda

    09/12/2014 at 2:16 am

    Don’t worry my piggy friend you can’t kill a chia pet will grow no matter what you juat spread seed mixture on it and it does the rest.

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:41 am

      Oh dear. This calls for back up then. I can’t believe she bought this thing. Shakes piggy head. I’m off to see if I can get mom some professional help.. Daddy! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Amanda

        09/12/2014 at 9:54 am

        Just the seeds Bacon never ending grass or herbs(strange word wth silent h) depending on what she got woth looks of that one yeah she is bit nutty. Ya can always pay in some way one of your kitty sisters to conviently break the thing. If the ceramic piece breaks she wont have way to grow it. I am sure ya know hoe to appeal to Mg or Hemi to get them to break it. I figure you can’t exactly reach a counter with help. And yeah try to get daddy to get her help that thing is one ugly pig unlike you beautiful Bacon.

         
      • PigLove

        09/12/2014 at 10:38 am

        aaww thanks my sweet friend. My heart goes pitter patter for you. I’m on it now. Off to have a little heart to heart with MG and Hemi. Thanks! XOXO – Bacon

         
  3. evilsquirrel13

    09/12/2014 at 3:25 am

    Hey, I’m definitely coming over if your Mommy’s growing some grass! Oh wait, you mean not THAT kind of grass? Darn it!

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:42 am

      Snorts and rolls around laughing. Oh Evil. I *so* need to talk to you about where my mommy works at during the day. I ❤ it! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. onespoiledcat

    09/12/2014 at 5:41 am

    Well Cousin, trying to figure out why Humans do what they do is a long, hard and impossible to follow road. It’s best just to LOVE them and try to guide them to do the right thing (like feed us and spoil us rotten)…….understanding the other things they do – especially shopping related stuff – is a LOSING proposition! Just enjoy her – she’s your Mom!

    Hugs, Sam

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:43 am

      That’s great advice cousin Sammy. And so true! Mom and dad do the weirdest things for sure. But, hey they are full of love for us anipals. You are so right! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Reilly and Denny

    09/12/2014 at 5:46 am

    Well you do now that grass is very tasty and you will have a constant source of yuminess there

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:43 am

      Snorts – really? I mean have to check into this. Thanks for the heads up my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Misaki

    09/12/2014 at 5:46 am

    My mummy can’t grow anything either. But maybe if you help her, the chiapig will survive?

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:44 am

      I guess I could ‘water’ it… snorts and rolls around laughing. Oh, you didn’t mean by doing that huh? XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Molly The Wally

    09/12/2014 at 6:01 am

    OMD mum is competing with Frankie and the snowfreaks. Have you enough room there Bacon? You’ll have a full house soon LOL. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:45 am

      Snorts. Yep – it’s a big house of crazy here at the Hotel Thompson – that is definitely for sure sweet Molly. Have an awesome Friday! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. fozziemum

    09/12/2014 at 6:53 am

    Hahahahaah oh dear Bacon….mum may be past the point of no returns…get it bwahahahaah 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:45 am

      I think she is. I really do. I even caught her in the middle of the night last night singing to Houdini. Something about a cradle in a tree. She is *so* strange… more so when sleep deprived! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        09/12/2014 at 9:29 pm

        Bwahahhaah yes sleep deprivation is not good..makes mums a bit crackers 😉 loves Fozziemum xx

         
  9. easyweimaraner

    09/12/2014 at 8:04 am

    hahaha, how cute! ahmm… I mean… not, lol! but if some grass will grow on that piggy-head maybe your purr-siblings will like it? Guess what? my mom did such a mispurchase too, she picked Spike the dog. and nothing grew on his head, just some mold after months…that’s because my mom has black thumbs instead green ones…

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:48 am

      Snorticles brother. My mom is the same way. That’s why I blew my mind when this thing got delivered to the Hotel Thompson. It’s not going to grow. She kills grass. This will be so interesting to watch it sit and vegetate. XOXO – Bacon

       
    • Marty the Manx

      09/13/2014 at 5:24 pm

      MOL MOL MOL! Only your Mom Easy! Bacon maybe you can be that lucky! Not sure about your Mom on that one, maybe she was nearly comatose and accidentally clicked on the wrong button. It is Amazon and has one click ordering. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt!

       
      • PigLove

        09/13/2014 at 7:37 pm

        I never thought of that my friend. Maybe it was just an accident. Yeah. That has to be it. XOXO – Bacon

         
  10. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    09/12/2014 at 8:16 am

    You need to hide that or tear it up, like we do! Love, your friends, Bo and Kobi

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:49 am

      Don’t think I won’t take pig shots at it somehow someway. This thing is almost as bad as Don Juan, our Christmas elf. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. NotAPunkRocker

    09/12/2014 at 8:29 am

    Is there a piggy version of catnip? Because maybe that is what it is?

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:51 am

      I don’t know. Maybe the purr things here will absolutely love chomping down on that creation? XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. katiebblogs

    09/12/2014 at 9:21 am

    Hehe your mom has gone a little nuts but MY mamma thinks that’s actually pretty neat. What’s up with our moms, Bacon?

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 9:53 am

      I’m not sure Cocco. They sure are weird aren’t they? I thought she was crazy, then she adopted Houdini and now she’s ordering weird stuff through the mail. Shakes piggy head – maybe it’s a mid-life crisis. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. hutchagoodlife

    09/12/2014 at 11:14 am

    Our Mummy loves buying stuff online too. As long as she gets us something whee don’t mind!

    xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 11:36 am

      This is true. But all of these ‘imposters’ of me, she can keep at the store – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. guineapigsqueak

    09/12/2014 at 11:17 am

    What can whee say, Bacon? Your mum obviously has a thing for pigs. Perhaps, if all this worries you, you could get her into a different type of pig memorabilia… The guinea kind perhaps?
    The Pigs xx

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 11:37 am

      Snorts. That is way too funny. You know a long, long time ago when mommy was a whee girl, she had guinea pigs. She had two of them. Their names were Chocolate and Vanilla. How original huh? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. The Canadian Cats

    09/12/2014 at 11:58 am

    Bacon, you lucky guy…grass! haha We get grass around Jan. or Feb. when there is no grass to be seen outside….apparently it aids with digestion. I don’t know….I always barf after eating it so now I just hall the grass around behind me. It’s a lot of work but if you hit the right bumps…..the container breaks. Yes, chiapet grass needs water. Last year we had lots of yellow in the green grass.

    (((Shoko)))

     
  16. purrfectkitties

    09/12/2014 at 2:24 pm

    Grass??? We LOVE grass!! 😀 Does your mommy grow nip too????? 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 2:41 pm

      No but maybe she needs to start ? 🙂 It sounds so very interesting to me. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        09/12/2014 at 2:45 pm

        Oh yes!! Your mommy really should start growing nip too, hehehe… 😉 MOL 😆 Oh, and please let us know when it’s time for us to come over and join your nip PAWTY… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

         
      • PigLove

        09/12/2014 at 3:07 pm

        You are so on my friends! I’m off now to get daddy to ask mommy to fix ‘nip’. Can’t wait to see what happens with that. PAWTY! XOXO – Bacon

         
  17. katsrus

    09/12/2014 at 2:51 pm

    I can’t grow anything inside either. Outside my flower garden is doing good. Of course if this was at our house I think the kitties would get it before I killed it. LOL. Sure is cute.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      09/12/2014 at 3:08 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend! I gotta work on mom’s green thumb… but not with this thingy she got. That’s just plain weird to me – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. gentlestitches

    09/13/2014 at 1:35 am

    It is so cute. We want one too!! 😀

     
  19. Nylabluesmum

    09/17/2014 at 6:56 pm

    As we sayz in da UK: “Yer mum haz lost da plot!”
    OH ME KAT!!! She iz definitelee addickted to anyfing *piggie*…
    Cuud bee werse…..cuud bee flyin squirrelz, MOL…
    Guud luck tryin to interveen…not eben gonna try… 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      09/18/2014 at 9:38 am

      Oh dear sweet heaven – flying squirrels? OMP – she has went over the fine line of sanity my sweet purr thing. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  20. Nylabluesmum

    09/20/2014 at 8:19 pm

    MOL ya nose Bacon dat dere iz a fine line ‘tween sanity in innsanity?? How do we nose where our Mumz are on da snaity scale??? 😉
    *snortz* IZ rite!
    Lub ya sweetpiggieboy 🙂
    Yer furgurl ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      09/21/2014 at 1:55 am

      Ha! I think you are exactly right my sweet purr thing. It is such a fine line and I think my mom has tip toed over several times. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  21. Nylabluesmum

    09/21/2014 at 4:46 pm

    😉 At leest yer Mum JUST tippytoez over da line; mine stumblez n staggurz over dat line purrty reguler like….MOL/PLOL..
    Butt me lubz her anywayz!
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤ XXXXXXXXXXX

     
    • PigLove

      09/21/2014 at 6:05 pm

      Snorts. So funny my sweet purr thing. So very funny. XOXO – Bacon

       

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