Mommy ordered a bunch of ‘stuff’ from Amazon lately. Everything is starting to come in now by mail. I’m just going to throw this out there. Mom needs help. A lot of help. I think she has finally went over the fine line of insanity. You don’t believe me do you?
Look at exhibit A to the left. This is one of the ‘things’ she has ordered lately. Shakes my piggy head. What is she trying to do to me – kill me? I can only roll my piggy eyes so much – snorts.
And I have to remind mommy. She kills grass. Literally – she can’t grow anything. How does she expect this chi-chi chiapig to grow with that insane hair?
I need some help my friends. I think mom may need a intervention. Any suggestions?