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Mom’s New Friend

10 Sep

My silly mommy – snorts.  She got a package in the mail yesterday.  It was one of the things she ordered off of her Amazon account. She ripped the package open – and I helped in anticipation 🙂

That’s when I saw it.  Another pink imposter of a pig.  I say imposter because I’m the only *real* pig around the Hotel Thompson.  This thingy mom said she needed for work.  Yeah, shakes my head to the left and right.  Whatever gets you through the day mommy dearest.

Personally, I think you bought it just so it will remind you that you have me at home… waiting for you at the end of the day.  Yeah, that’s it.  A reminder of me… minus *my* long furry tail… minus the luxury black velvet color of *my* fur… minus my cute little marking on *my* snout… minus my little white skunk patch on *my* forehead.  Sure.  I can see how this imposter reminds you of ME.

Snorts, sticks his tongue out and goes to *my* room to pout.  Perhaps daddy should tuck me into bed tonight and read me a bedtime story.  You might be too busy playing with your imposter friend.

 
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28 responses to “Mom’s New Friend

  1. NotAPunkRocker

    09/10/2014 at 3:05 pm

    I wonder if your mommy should have gotten it in another form…like maybe if there was a penguin or owl?

    *checks amazon*

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 3:56 pm

      Exactly! I think this thing she got is an imposter to the highest degree. Snorts – he looks *nothing* like me. Nope. Not at all. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. The Canadian Cats

    09/10/2014 at 3:09 pm

    hahaha…I know what you mean Bacon. Mom has a stuffed Siamese cat she says reminds her of me. Yeah right! I sit quietly….no way…No way are you going to pick me up and rub me all over. Do they think we’re stoopeed? What do you need that thing when the real thing is right in front of you. Geesh!

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 3:57 pm

      Amen my friends – sing it hallelujah! These humans sometimes forget that we are very intellectual and smart anipals. I’m so going to give her the cold piggy shoulder tonight when she gets home…. at least for 5 minutes. Stomps hooves. That’s exactly what I’m going to do. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. guineapigsqueak

    09/10/2014 at 3:10 pm

    Hehe, first dog toys, now key rings? What next?!
    The Pigs xx

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 3:58 pm

      Shaking piggy head. I don’t know. I don’t get it. I really, Really don’t my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. purrfectkitties

    09/10/2014 at 3:13 pm

    Oooohhhh, this is so cute!!! Wewantonetoo!!!! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 3:59 pm

      Snorticles. Only if he’s black, with a little white spot and reminds you of me 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. hairballexpress

    09/10/2014 at 3:32 pm

    I don’t see why your human would want that Imitation piggie when she has YOU! But, these humans are strange some times. But don’t worry- she’ll always come home to you and snuggle you- because there may be thousands of “piggies” out there, but there’s only one Bacon!!💖

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 4:00 pm

      awww <> Heart swells with love. Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • hairballexpress

        09/10/2014 at 7:05 pm

        *(anything for you, piggy boo!!)*💗

         
  6. Reilly and Denny

    09/10/2014 at 3:52 pm

    we love amazon – mom finds the best things there – we noticed so many piggy things 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 4:04 pm

      Apparently there are a LOT of piggy thingies on that site. I think I need to visit mom’s wish bucket list again on there and research what she has. I can’t believe she bought this imposter of a pig. WOW. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. The Lite Rider

    09/10/2014 at 3:54 pm

    Ah, Bacon. Your mommy just gets these things to remind her of you when you aren’t there! HUGS!

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 4:04 pm

      Sure okay. Maybe. But a pink pig to remind her of *me*. Shakes head. I think not. I think she’s skipping out on me. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • The Lite Rider

        09/10/2014 at 4:09 pm

        It’s the though that counts….. uh-oh. Calm down now, Bacon! Kisses!

         
      • PigLove

        09/10/2014 at 5:17 pm

        Snorts – Ok… I will calm down. I’m off to wait patiently at the front door for mom now. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

         
  8. Molly The Wally

    09/10/2014 at 4:56 pm

    Sorry Bacon but we think it is way cool but of course you are cooler. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 5:17 pm

      aaww thanks sweet Molly. I appreciate those words. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    09/10/2014 at 7:03 pm

    Haha! I saw one with something else that came out of the pig’s butt (hint: it was brown). Ellie P.S. you can see it here: http://popculturespot.com/products/pooping-pig-squeezy-piggy-keychain-key-chain

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 9:13 pm

      Oh dear piggy heavens above! That is well um something else. Yep definitely something else. Thankfully mom made a better choice… I think. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. dogdaz

    09/10/2014 at 8:19 pm

    You are THE pig!

     
    • PigLove

      09/10/2014 at 9:16 pm

      Aaww. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. gentlestitches

    09/11/2014 at 1:19 am

    No one can imposterize you Bacon!! It is cute though!

     
    • PigLove

      09/11/2014 at 8:46 am

      aaww – thanks Auntie Sharon! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. The Scottie Chronicles

    09/11/2014 at 10:06 am

    This is so funny. This post made me spit out my green beans. Don’t let Houdini near that thing! He’ll make quick work of it I assure you. Not a bad idea….

     
    • PigLove

      09/11/2014 at 10:39 am

      Snorts! What a perfect excuse for destruction… I mean disappearance… I mean Houdini is well – great at making things do just that – be gone! Thanks for the reminder bro! XOXO – Bacon

       

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