Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry – Special Edition

09 Sep

September we are highlighting some of my friends who volunteered to help me out with my Dear Bacon issue. Today’s special edition is by some wonderful little purr thing friends – Archie, Oscar and Henry. You know them from their blog – mythreemoggies  If you don’t know them, you *must* go visit them and check them out.  Tell them that Bacon sent you.  Now, on to some great advice to help out our fellow anipals.



Dear Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry,
My mom said that if I behaved at the flea market, I could ride the merry go round. Bark-bark-bark. As you can see, I got to ride! Bark – it’s so much fun. Bark – can you tell I’m having fun? Signed Happy Bark

Dear Happy Bark,
It looks like you’re going round the twist. You’re barking mad. You can’t carousel on like this!
We know you dogs like to go a little crazy every now and then: chasing your tails, running after sticks, barking at the wind. But this is too much.
You need to be a little more cat… Quit the fairground, find yourself a nice warm bed and grab forty winks. That’s true happiness.
Signed Archie, Oscar and Henry



Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry,
What the cream cheese! There’s something slimy that confronted me today in my own living room. What the heck is the cast off from Sponge Bob? Have you ever seen this before. I’m not sure what I do with it – play with it, eat it or show it to the door. Thoughts? Signed Escardog

Dear Escardog,

This is a slimy situation you’ve got yourself into. Of course, your first resort to any intruder is to think ‘food’, but this is not Paris notre petit ami. You need to have a word in his shell like and tell him to sling his antennae.

Signed Archie, Oscar and Henry



Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry
What!? Haven’t you ever seen a dog turning in for the night? I have to get a good nights sleep so I’m in shape to chase the mailman in the morning. It’s what I do. Come on now – you can admit to me that you sleep like this too. Signed Napdog

Dear Napdog,
This is what we’re meowing about. Sleep like a king our friend!
The importance of a good kip isn’t lost any self respecting moggie, and it’s a relief to see our canine pals finally embracing the power of slumber.  After all, that mailman won’t chase himself.
Signed Archie, Oscar and Henry


Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry
Ha! I’m the littlest on the farm. The other animals like to horse around and bully me. I do what I do best. I sneak behind the trees and stick my tongue at them. When they chase me, the humans catch them picking on me. What!? Like you’ve never done that before? Signed Horse N Round

Dear Horse N Round,
This is neigh way to behave!
You need to stand up to yourself – are you a horse or a mouse?
Us moggies were brought up on da streets, and the rule there is you never grass. Actually, the rule is you eat the grass but whose letter is this anyway?
Signed Archie, Oscar and Henry


Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry
Hey guys. I need your help. I’m a traveling door to door salesman. For some reason, when I ring door bells no one answers. I don’t get it. Can you help me out? Signed Gator Calling

Dear Gator Calling,
You have an image problem. Smarten yourself up, employ a make over artist and get yourself a nice suit.
These gator-phobes won’t change their attitude unless you make the first move.
Oh, and make it snappy!
Signed Archie, Oscar and Henry


Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without *you*.  Please continue to send your letters and questions to me here at the Hotel Thompson at


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39 responses to “Dear Archie, Oscar and Henry – Special Edition

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    09/09/2014 at 1:30 am

    Not bad…not bad at all! We had no idea cats could give such good advice all we ever hear from our sister cats is how much we smell *BOL*
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:07 am

      Snorts. We must have the same sisters my friends. That’s all MouseGirl tells me and little Houdini. She’s such a princess. Archie, Oscar and Henry gave some wonderful advice to our fellow anipals this week. Awesome job. XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:06 am

      Doggies for some reason smell bad when wet ewwwwwwwww

  2. guineapigsqueak

    09/09/2014 at 2:20 am

    Wow boys! What great advice. Whee’ve picked up on the fact that you think sleep is a verrryyyy good idea. Sounds good to us! That is one piece of advice whee will definately be taking!
    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:09 am

      I know that’s right my little friends! I’m right with you – sleep is high on my list of things I *must* do everyday. I wish mom would follow that advice at times. XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:07 am

      Cat naps are a must dear friends x

  3. dezizworld

    09/09/2014 at 3:32 am

    Dat’s wus vewy cute. Me finks da snail is bigger than da doggy. MOL Gweat job Moggies.

    Luv ya’


    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:10 am

      Snorts – I think you are right. Heck I think that doggy is bigger than Houdini, my little brother – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:08 am

      Thank you Dezi xxx

  4. Molly The Wally

    09/09/2014 at 4:17 am

    OMD slime, chasing mail men, stick out tongues but the last one is priceless. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:10 am

      It really was, wasn’t it sweet Molly. These issues KILL me with laughter every week. Have a great one! XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:08 am

      Snapper chops might get a bonus if he makes a sale 🙂 meowww

  5. mythreemoggies

    09/09/2014 at 5:07 am

    Reblogged this on My Three Moggies and commented:
    Please pop over and have a giggle as well as say hi to Bacon and his mum x

  6. mythreemoggies

    09/09/2014 at 5:10 am

    It was great fun doing highly recommend other bloggers getting involved having a laugh also responding 🙂 xxx

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:11 am

      aaww – thanks my friend. I love my weekly Dear Bacon issues. Us anipals have to stick together and help each other out, right? Ya’ll rock! Thanks again. XOXO – Bacon

  7. onespoiledcat

    09/09/2014 at 5:31 am

    Well done guys! You certainly guided those poor MISguided souls in the right direction – it’s fun to help out Bacon isn’t it?!?!?! BRAVO!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:11 am

      Thanks cousin! You’re the bestest! XOXO – Bacon

  8. The Canadian Cats

    09/09/2014 at 5:48 am

    Hi Bacon…..the Three Moggies were very good advice givers.


    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:13 am

      Yes they were. You know it takes all of us giving great advice to our fellow anipals on these issues. It’s wonderful fun! Have a great one my friend! XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:09 am

      Canadian cats we did not know we had this hidden talent 😉

  9. Misaki

    09/09/2014 at 5:57 am

    Hahahaha well done my moggy friends:-)

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:13 am

      Thanks my friend! They did do a fabulous job this week! XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:09 am

      Misaki we must catch up with you young lady. Will blog visit shortly xxx

  10. Genevieve Petrillo

    09/09/2014 at 6:32 am

    “What the cream cheese!” My new favorite saying! Hilarious!

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:14 am

      Snorticles! That is too funny. XOXO – Bacon

    • mythreemoggies

      09/09/2014 at 9:10 am

      Cupcake hope you and mum are well and have your name down for a future advise giver on Bacon’s blog x

  11. katsrus

    09/09/2014 at 6:50 am

    Very good advice. Great job.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:14 am

      Thanks my friend – have a rocking day! XOXO – Bacon

  12. fozziemum

    09/09/2014 at 6:53 am

    Bwahaahaaahh nice suit bwahaahahaah 🙂 love it guys hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:14 am

      Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  13. Reilly and Denny

    09/09/2014 at 7:41 am

    those were great responses…..we loved the make it snappy 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:15 am

      Snorticles. That one had me snorting with laughter for a while. I loved these! XOXO – Bacon

  14. hutchagoodlife

    09/09/2014 at 7:56 am

    Some brilliant advice there!!


  15. easyweimaraner

    09/09/2014 at 8:24 am

    hahahaha wonder what Gator Calling sells… handbags? I love the answers “this is neigh way to behave” bawhawhawhhahah!

    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:37 am

      Snorticles – didn’t you just absolutely ❤ all of those underlying advice comments. I know we did here at the Hotel Thompson. We have laughed…and laughed… and laughed. I think dada has a belly ache now. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Oh brother – did you get my email last night. You are the *best* friend a pig could ever have. Love you bro!

      • easyweimaraner

        09/09/2014 at 8:38 am

        I’ve got it, bro! I will drop you a line when I’m back from my walk :o)

  16. purrfectkitties

    09/09/2014 at 2:29 pm

    Bwahahaha… so funny!! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

  17. databbiesotrouttowne

    09/09/2014 at 2:37 pm

    veree grate add vize doodz….N if de last foto is reel…we troo lee hope they due knot open de door !!

  18. Nylabluesmum

    09/10/2014 at 2:05 pm

    **apawz apawz**
    Oh Three Moggiez yer so sassy n clever!! Lub yer advice speshell to da gator…make it snappy, rofwl!!!!!
    Phankz fer pawticipatin; me hopez Bacon will haz ya back soon 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤


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