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Dear Wallace and Samuel – Special Edition

02 Sep

September we are highlighting some of my friends who volunteered to help me out with my Dear Bacon issue. Today’s special edition is by two cute adorable little Scottie brothers – Wallace and Samuel.  If you don’t know Wallace and Samuel, you *must* go visit them and check them out.  Tell them that Bacon sent you.  Now, on to some great advice to help out our fellow anipals.

IMG_0041.JPGDear Wallace and Samuel,
Help. We have some really nosey and crazy neighbors. They are always trying to find out what is going on in my crib. Today I saw them looking into my window. I thought I would teach them a lesson and let them know what I thought about them. It’s amazing what a good stretch in the direction can tell them. Meow. Any more ideas? Signed Tails Up.

Dear Tails Up,
If your Peeping Tom neighbours don’t get the message after that eyeful of booty we suggest kicking it up a notch, how about treating them to a fine feline operatic performance at say 2am? Alternatively, nothing says “back off” quite like a week old dead mouse bouquet. If all else fails we recommend a good old restraining order.  Good luck!  Wally & Sammy

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Dear Wallace and Samuel,
I.hate.baths. Can I say that any louder? Can I express that any louder in this picture? Get it over already and baptize me so I can get out of this tub of water. What do you suggest I think about during this torture? Signed Water Logged

Dear Water Logged,
Samuel here – I hear you loud and clear buddy! I too am not a lover of water or baths or baths filled with water. Based on personal experience I suggest you focus on the one of the following: a) the fun towel rub down you’ll get when the water torture is over OR 2) the fun you will have shaking all that water off you and onto your peep *snicker snicker* OR c) the fun you’re going to have rolling in something REALLY stinky first chance you get.  Happy daydreaming!  Sammy (and Wally)

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Dear Wallace and Samuel,
My mom says that everyone has a beauty mark somewhere on their body. Mine just happens to be on my snout an looks like a heart. Do you see it? What kind of beauty mark do you have? Signed Heart of Snouts

Dear Heart of Snouts,
How frickin’ adorable are you!!  We got mom to do a full body search of both of us looking for our beauty marks and you know what…she couldn’t find one!! Not one!! We’re not going to lie, this worries us a little and we’ve asked mom to make us an appointment at the tattoo parlor asap so that we can have one made – for some reason she is dragging her paws about making the appointment. We hope we can still be friends…even though we are beauty markless.  Wally & Sammy

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Dear Wallace and Samuel,
I’m sending you this picture for evidence. It was the last selfie that I took when the boys were chasing me. What? Wouldn’t you have done the same thing? Bad barks are chasing you and you take a selfie with the cell phone? What can I do to make the bad barks quit chasing me? They didn’t catch me this date. I ran into a log that they couldn’t get into. Can you help me out? Signed Faster than Pooches

Dear Faster than Pooches
This is an easy one…STOP TAKING SELFIES!! Seriously dude, put the phone down and walk away. We guarantee you those pooches won’t even sniff you twice if you get rid of the phone and start behaving like an ordinary cat. Nobuddy likes a show off especially a show off who needs to document his every move, meal and meow.  Embrace living off the grid.  Wally & Sammy

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Dear Wallace and Samuel,
I don’t get it. I jumped in this box. My human dad took a pen and did something to the front. Afterward he was laughing hysterically. I don’t get it. Can you help me out? Signed Bat Cat

Dear Bat Cat
What can we say, small things amuse small (hooman) minds. We can see what effect your dad was going for here butt unfortunately it is lost as soon as you climb out of the box. We recommend pushing the box to the nearest mirror…it will all make sense then.  And remember: Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman cat, then always be Batmancat.  And remember: Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman cat, then always be Batmancat.

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Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without *you*.  Please continue to send your letters and questions to me here at the Hotel Thompson at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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47 responses to “Dear Wallace and Samuel – Special Edition

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    09/02/2014 at 1:43 am

    WHOOP-WHOOP!! Thanks so much for allowing us to guest on your blog Bacon xxx

     
    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:58 am

      Oh my sweet friends. Thank *you* for doing it. These were great and I really appreciate your wonderful advice and help with these letters. ❤ you guys! I hope you had a great time doing them! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. sunsetdragon

    09/02/2014 at 1:51 am

    Good choice to be guest advisor sweet Bacon.

     
    • wallaceandsamuel

      09/02/2014 at 6:54 am

      You are too kind 😉
      Wally & Sammy

       
    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:58 am

      They were the best weren’t they my friend? They helped these letters out with some wonderful advice for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. guineapigsqueak

    09/02/2014 at 2:52 am

    What good advice from the pups this wheek! Whee don’t know Wallace and Samuel so simply must go and introduce ourselves!
    The Pigs xx

     
    • wallaceandsamuel

      09/02/2014 at 6:54 am

      Please do! We are guinea pig friendly pups!
      Wally & Sammy

       
    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:59 am

      Please do and tell them that Bacon sent you my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Molly The Wally

    09/02/2014 at 4:14 am

    Yea that was brill. BOL even the pix had us snorting. Way to go Wallace and Samuel. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
  5. onespoiledcat

    09/02/2014 at 6:11 am

    Wally and Sammy you did a fantabulous job helping these poor anipals out this week. BRAVO!!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
  6. easyweimaraner

    09/02/2014 at 6:47 am

    I feel sorry with Water Logged, poor guy he really is in the bucket lol
    I like the answers! I agree be always yourself and to be BATCAT is much better than badcat lol

     
    • wallaceandsamuel

      09/02/2014 at 6:57 am

      We are hoping Water Logged has finally made his escape!

       
    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 10:00 am

      Snorts. This is true. I wonder if I can be BatPig? Who knows – I could make a trend for sure. You think brother? XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. cecilia07

    09/02/2014 at 7:06 am

    Bravo Bravo to the cheeky kitty a little ‘mooning’ always sends the nosy neighbors scurrying.
    Great Q&A!!!!! Extra treats for all
    Hugs madi your bfff

     
    • wallaceandsamuel

      09/02/2014 at 9:20 am

      *BOL* thanks Miss Madi!! We actually consulted with our sister cats when drafting that answer.

       
    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 10:01 am

      They certainly deserve that my friend. They gave excellent advise to these pals this week on their letters. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Reilly and Denny

    09/02/2014 at 7:35 am

    those two are great at advice giving – way to go boys

     
  9. fozziemum

    09/02/2014 at 8:36 am

    BWAHAHAHH well done Bacon on choosing Wally and Sammy….such great advice…especially to the mooning kitty bwahaaaha 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx ❤

     
    • wallaceandsamuel

      09/02/2014 at 9:22 am

      As we told Miss Madi, our two sister cats acted as consultants for that particular letter *BOL*

       
      • fozziemum

        09/02/2014 at 9:38 am

        BWAHAHAHAA 🙂 I bet they did guys 😉 loves Fozziemum xx

         
    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 10:01 am

      I need to take pointers from that mooning kitty – snorts. Can you see me giving the tails up to neighbors? It would definitely be a snort of a good time on some neighbors for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        09/02/2014 at 10:05 am

        BWAAHAAAHAHHA oh that would be a sight 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

         
  10. Eli Pacheco

    09/02/2014 at 9:08 am

    Faster than Pooches – that was the classic bad-*** move! That’s living life on the edge. Give that cat some catnip.

     
  11. dezizworld

    09/02/2014 at 2:13 pm

    Gweat advice. And of course cute as always. Luv da little Batcat. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

     
  12. purrfectkitties

    09/02/2014 at 3:12 pm

    Hehehehe… so FUNNY! Wallace and Samuel gave some great advice… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
  13. finnhoward

    09/02/2014 at 7:59 pm

    Oh boys, I love your advice! Especially about putting down the selfie cam! Wallace and Samuel the Blogville Sages. The Blogville Yodi. So so smart!

     
    • PigLove

      09/03/2014 at 8:57 am

      Hey my new friend – welcome to my blog. I’m with you. I think Wallace and Samuel gave most excellent advice! XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. The Canadian Cats

    09/03/2014 at 3:44 pm

    hahaha….all great advice Wallace and Samuel.

    Shoko

     
  15. Marty the Manx

    09/03/2014 at 5:43 pm

    MOL MOL! Great advice as always!!!!! Thanks Wallace and Samuel!

     
  16. M. K. Clinton

    09/04/2014 at 12:04 am

    Wallace and Samuel have some great advice! LOL!

     
    • PigLove

      09/04/2014 at 9:07 am

      Yes they did. They were great friends to fill in for me and helped so many of us fellow anipals. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. finleywestie

    09/04/2014 at 2:18 am

    Great advice, boys!

     
    • PigLove

      09/04/2014 at 9:09 am

      They were most excellent! XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. Nylabluesmum

    09/04/2014 at 9:04 pm

    Wallace n Samuel ya rock poochiez!! Ya gived guud advice! Speshell to da slefie takin kitteh…what WAZ he finking?? We lub BatKat….he iz kinda cute!
    Phankz fer da fun 🙂
    Lub Nylalbue n Sherriellen Mum x0x0x0x0
    Pee ess; me ❤ LUBZ ❤ ya oodlez me sweetpiggieboy 😉

     
    • PigLove

      09/04/2014 at 9:21 pm

      Aaww. Me loves you back and so much more my sweet snugglebug! XOXO – Bacon

       
  19. Nylabluesmum

    09/07/2014 at 9:00 pm

    ~~~head rubz~~~
    Ya makez me heart go pittpatter Bacon 😉
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤ ❤
    (Me told Mum to spell me name rite….sighz…)

     
    • PigLove

      09/07/2014 at 9:32 pm

      Aaww ❤ to you too my precious purr thing. XOXO – Bacon

       
  20. Nylabluesmum

    09/07/2014 at 9:34 pm

    **blushie earz**
    Ya allwayz makez me 🙂 me sweetpiggieboy
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
  21. Rama's Mama

    09/09/2014 at 7:01 pm

    Hello! New follower here! We saw you on Cupcake Petrillo’s blog! Your blog looks like so much fun! We hope you will come visit us as well! And shame on your nosy neighbors! ;-P

     
    • PigLove

      09/09/2014 at 8:55 pm

      Snorticles my new friends! We will definitely be over shortly to visit. I can’t wait!! XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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