Pee-Pee Dance Anyone?

01 Sep

My mom and dad – shakes piggy head.  Sometimes they act five – yep I said that out loud.  It’s the truth.  I can’t believe I let them leave the Hotel Thompson together to venture out and get in trouble.  I will never learn.  But I have to admit, the trouble this time happened once they got back to the Hotel Thompson.

You see, they out for dinner last night.  Nothing wrong with that.  They went to one of their favorite spots and were greeted from the owners with, “Hey, that’s Bacon’s parents”.  Snorts – I ❤ how they have no identity anymore.  They talked to the owners, ate dinner and left.  Upon leaving, they go through the same routine with each other.  I’m sure you know the one.  It goes something like this with dad asking, “Hey, you need to go potty?  It’s a long ride home.”  Followed by mom saying, “No, I’m good.”  Famous last words huh?

So they get into Albert, mom’s little Smart car, for the ride home.  About mid way home, mom can be seen behind the wheel starting the dance.  Oh you know what I’m talking about.  The pee-pee dance.  The one where it hits you from out of the blue with such a wham and you start shifting and moving around – thus called the pee-pee dance – logical thinking is that the ‘dance’ will stop the rush.  Yeah right – it never does.  This is when Albert pumps up the volume and makes the hamsters in the engine go faster and tries to get through all of the green lights while you pray to the Gods above that you can ‘hold it’.  All the time, daddy is sitting in the passenger seat doing the, “I asked you if you needed to go” repeat statement.  Yeah thanks dad, that makes every thing seem so much better.

Then daddy goes to the next step to irritate make mom feel better in her circumstance.  He starts telling mom some of the following statements, “That wine sure tasted good huh?” or “Don’t think of running water.” or “Are you ready to go to the ocean?”  See, daddy’s silly or should I say dumb like that.  All the time he is saying these things, mom keeps cutting him the eye.

So they finally pull up at the Hotel Thompson. Mommy is now to the point of struggling.  Raise your hands my friends if you have seen your humans at this point.  Rocking back and forth on their legs, twining their legs together doing the two step, wobbling at the door and trying to put the key into the key hole that at this point looks as big as an eye on a needle – all trying to “hold” it.  Snorts – I told you before that humans are weird.

By this time, I’m on the other side of the door and I can hear mom trying to come in.  So I do what I do best.  I get excited and start squealing.  What?  It’s what I do – snorts.  Mom finally gets the door open but yet she can’t step into the Hotel Thompson.  Why?  Because she really, REALLY has to go now.  If she moves, well you know what will happen.

So she stands there.  I stand there looking at her like, “Hey wazzup mom?”  Then I jumped on her.  Not good.  Not good at all in her situation – snorts.  Then she walks in the Hotel Thompson like she’s a mummy not a mommy.  It looks as if there are invisible bands keeping her knees together and she seems to be walking on her tippy toes.  Now my friends – that is a visual.  She does this magnificent two step down the hall to the powder room.  I go to the door to listen.

So you see my friends, mom and dad don’t have to really leave the Hotel Thompson to get into trouble.  They do just fine here at home – snorts.  And who wants to admit that the next time they see their parents in distress over ‘holding’ it and going to the bathroom, that you will think of my poor pitiful mummy – I mean mommy 🙂


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29 responses to “Pee-Pee Dance Anyone?

  1. easyweimaraner

    09/01/2014 at 12:49 pm

    hahahaha… Oh I feel with your mom. the worst is when you see the door of the bathroom and you can’t walk in… because the call of the nature is too mighty :o) I made this bad experience in a train, it was HIGH-time and I tried to press my legs together like a bench vise, while a monkey next to me drank water from his bottle the whole time… the noise! the noise!

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:48 am

      OMP! My mom would have been in MISERY! It was bad enough this date. Of course, on my side of viewing the world, I found it hilarious! And daddy says that only one thing in this world trumps the pee-pee dance. That would be the poo-poo dance – snorts! XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/02/2014 at 10:03 am

        hahahaha yes! as my dad read: “I asked you if you needed to go” he nodded with his head like crazy… no idea why…

      • PigLove

        09/02/2014 at 10:06 am

        Snorts. You know I would think that dad’s would be smarter than that by now to tell our mom’s, “I told you so.”. Don’t you think? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/02/2014 at 10:14 am

        that’s always the straw to break the camels back… I wish my dad would be as wise as me for only ONE time and he would say nothing when we have such disasters…

      • PigLove

        09/02/2014 at 10:41 am

        Snorts – that is definitely the truth! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Molly The Wally

    09/01/2014 at 1:03 pm

    BOL naughty daddy. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:49 am

      Thanks my sweet Molly!! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Eli Pacheco

    09/01/2014 at 1:15 pm

    Farm animals are lucky. They just … go. Even when they’re eating.

    Right? (I mean, you can’t now, Bake, that you’re a regular the Hotel Thompson).

    But your cousins could.

    • PigLove

      09/01/2014 at 1:19 pm

      This is true. I do us the facilities at the Hotel Thompson and they’re usually no waiting for me. Thank piggy heavens. XOXO – Bacon

  4. sunsetdragon

    09/01/2014 at 3:04 pm

    Oh Lord I so relate!!! I know where every rest stop and sani can is on the way from here to wherever I go.

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:49 am

      Snorts! Too funny. Mommy does too. She’s always making side trips for potty breaks. She just can’t hold her water – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. purrfectkitties

    09/01/2014 at 3:13 pm

    Bwahahaha… this is hilarious! Well… obviously it wasn’t hilarious for your poor, sweet mommy! But still… 😉 Your daddy is one naughty little boy! MOL 😆 Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! Have a wonderful day! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:50 am

      Snorts. I tell you my mom and dad should be committed somewhere sometimes – snorts. They are two of a kind *always* getting in trouble somewhere someway. XOXO – Bacon

  6. The Canadian Cats

    09/01/2014 at 3:19 pm

    hahaha…you tell a good story my friend! Yep, seen mom in a big hurry to get to the bathroom…just a slippin’ anda slidin’. It’s a crime to wear shoes or Cat Forbid boots in the house…..specially snow or mud covered boots but anything goes when that special feeling has reached the gotta drainage limit….you know when its NOW or sooner.


    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:51 am

      Oh most definitely. I just run to my potty patch. I told mommy she could use my potty patch this day but she said she would flood it – snorts. I think she might have been right. XOXO – Bacon

  7. mythreemoggies

    09/01/2014 at 3:55 pm

    Lol our mum has a bladder issue. Always goes before leaving the house then arrives at destination ( whether 5 minutes or longer) has to go again lol

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:52 am

      Mommy is usually better than this but in conjunction with the long ride home from dinner and the wine – it didn’t make the best of combinations. It was really a fun time from my little piggy prospective – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Reilly and Denny

    09/01/2014 at 4:33 pm

    it is the other way round in our house – it is dad who constantly has to go 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:53 am

      Usually it is that way here. Mommy just had too much wine with dinner – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. guineapigsqueak

    09/01/2014 at 4:43 pm

    Whee know that dance! It usually ends with a mad dash around the corridor and a crash as a bag is thrown across the room!
    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:54 am

      Snorts – yep that would definitely be the one my sweet little friends. I thought mommy was going to trip and fall down in the powder room she was jumping up/down so much. XOXO – Bacon

  10. katsrus

    09/01/2014 at 6:27 pm

    We know the pee pee dance very well at our house. Ha,ha,ha.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      09/02/2014 at 9:56 am

      Snorts. From my point of view, it was kind of funny watching mom dance like that chick from Seinfeld. What was her name – Elaine – that’s it! Snorticles. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Nylabluesmum

    09/04/2014 at 9:11 pm

    We iz in hysterickz here Bacon!! h what a pickture ya painted!! Me can eemagin ya jumpin up on Miss June n da resultz…me likez to trip Mum here…she dashez in droppin her purse n bagz n me iz ‘johnny on da spot’ so to speek rite where she needz to go to get to da bathroom!
    She allwayz hollerz, “Nylablue why ya wanna trip me?? Ya tryin to kill me??”
    Of coarse me not tryin to do dat; me just guidin her into da bathroom…no reelly dat iz what me iz doin **snickerz**
    We are burdz of a feever Bacon 😉
    Lub yer sweet innycent ❤ Nylablue ❤

    • PigLove

      09/04/2014 at 9:23 pm

      Snorticles. That’s right my sweet purr thing. We both are so innocent. Really are. We would never do anything like that. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Nylabluesmum

    09/07/2014 at 9:02 pm

    Mum snorted her tea thru her nose Bacon…she sayz we iz anyfing BUTT innycent…who us??? 😉
    Lub Nylablue (hehehe)

    • PigLove

      09/07/2014 at 9:33 pm

      Shakes hide sideways. Yep that’s us who are innocent. Snorts. I couldn’t even say that without snorting! XOXO – Bacon

  13. Nylabluesmum

    09/07/2014 at 9:35 pm

    ROFWL>>>>>>>>>>>>>me not keep a strait face either!!!
    Lub yer innycent Nylablue 😉


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