This is me from last night here at the Hotel Thompson. I’m all tuckered out. Why do you ask? I’ll tell you why on this fine day my friends. I’m glad you asked – snorts. See in the picture that thing I’m lying on? Well that is my king sized Egyptian cotton sheet. You know the one that I ‘stole’ from mom. That sheet is awesome. It’s like my security blankie. I do everything with that sheet. I drag it all over the Hotel Thompson, I play with it and I sleep with it. When daddy washes it, I go back/forth from the living room to the laundry room waiting for it to come out of the dryer all nice, clean and smelly. That’s how much I love that blankie.
Last night after dinner, I pulled that sheet to the living room and spread it out on the floor. It had to be just right. You see it’s get a slick silky feel to it. It’s great for sliding – snorts. I then went to my room and ran around, down the hall and into the front room jumping on my sheet and sliding. I did this several times until I slid into the entertainment center – snorts. Then mommy said that was enough.
Then I did what I do second best. See my Olivia ball in the picture? The one that says “Pretty in Red”. I tried to play ‘soccer’ pushing it around with my snout and kicking it. That was fun too until it went airborne and knocked over dad’s empty glass – Snorts. See, he’s holding me back in my profession soccer ball career.
So after all this play, I was just tuckered out. What’s a pig to do but fall where he is and sleep forty winks. You ever get this tuckered my friends?