Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –
Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
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Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day. YAY! Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around. Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes. Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it. The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be. Start the laughter and keep it flowing. In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard. Get ready to laugh friends.
Joke 1 –
One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me. “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”
“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”
Joke 2 –
Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? – Because pepper would make them sneeze.
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Joke 3 –
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? – Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
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Joke 4 –
What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog? – A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts
thebluepiano
08/16/2014 at 1:09 am
Ha!
gentlestitches
08/16/2014 at 4:56 am
Bruce decides to go back home to Melbourne so he calls Qantas Airlines to book his flight.
The operator asks him, ‘How many people are flying with you?’
Bruce replies, ‘Strewth mate, how would I know. It’s your plane.’
Ha!
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:27 am
Snorticles. We are laughing here at that one. Good one!! XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
08/16/2014 at 5:53 am
BOL, BOL ha, ha. We started the day off with a laugh. Thanks. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:27 am
Thanks sweet Molly. Have a great day!!
XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
08/16/2014 at 6:34 am
HAR DE HAR HAR Bacon! Those were goodies!
Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:26 am
Thanks cousin! XOXO – Bacon
sakuraandme
08/16/2014 at 7:27 am
Hahahaha! Thanks for the laughs, Bacon! Much love to you, Paula xxxx
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:25 am
You are so welcome my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon
sakuraandme
08/16/2014 at 9:40 am
Mwaah! Nite xx
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 2:39 pm
Sweet dreams my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Marty the Manx
08/16/2014 at 7:48 am
MOL MOL! Thanks Bacon and Rocky!
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:24 am
You are so welcome my friends. XOXO – Bacon
Mental Mama
08/16/2014 at 8:14 am
A bear and a bunny are in the woods taking a poo. The bear turns to the bunny and asks, “do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?” The bunny replies, “why, no.” So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his butt with it.
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:23 am
Snorts. Poor bun bun. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon
sally
08/16/2014 at 8:40 am
What do call a zoo with just one dog?
A shih tzu
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:23 am
Snorts. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
08/16/2014 at 9:03 am
hahahahahaha! I had to explain the cat-joke to my mom, but that are really great jokes!
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 9:22 am
Thanks brother. I had to explain that one to my dad too. Those humans. So funny! XOXO – Bacon
purrfectkitties
08/16/2014 at 10:03 am
MOL MOL MOL 😆 SO FUNNY!!! Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 😀 Happy weekend to ya! xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 2:39 pm
Happy weekend to y’all too my friends. XOXO – Bacon
Mélanie
08/16/2014 at 1:12 pm
LOL of the LOL… 🙂 😉 😀
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PigLove
08/16/2014 at 2:41 pm
OMP. I love this! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
08/16/2014 at 5:50 pm
hahaha,,,*wipes tears away* I wasn’t expecting them to be so funny. Thanks Bacon and Rocky. *sniff*
Shoko
PigLove
08/16/2014 at 6:51 pm
Snorticles. I’m so glad you liked them my friends! XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
08/16/2014 at 8:12 pm
Those are great. I love all of them.
Sue B
PigLove
08/17/2014 at 8:56 am
Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
pawedblog
08/17/2014 at 3:28 pm
Haha! Love these, they brought a smile and a laugh to my day! Thanks, Bacon!
Hugs, Carrie and Pups x
PigLove
08/17/2014 at 3:45 pm
Awe thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
08/19/2014 at 11:56 am
MOL/LOL oh Rocky n Bacon yer jokez are BERY PUNNY!!!
We likez da Cat n Seagull onez da bestest….
Phankz fer more lafftur 🙂 🙂
Lub yer sweet purrfing, Nylablue xxx
PigLove
08/19/2014 at 12:11 pm
Snorts – ya’ll are too kind to that squirrel my snuggle bug. PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
08/19/2014 at 1:07 pm
We adore our squirrelz here ’cause dey haz funny humour n dey all ‘nuttz’!!!!! 😉
❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
08/19/2014 at 1:15 pm
Snorts – well that does include Journalist Rocky the Squirrel – he’s always keeping his paws on the nuts of the world – snorticles. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
08/19/2014 at 6:52 pm
Snorticklez Bacon…me new ya wuud getme funny joke!!!
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤