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Dear Bacon

12 Aug

20140717-072721-26841429.jpg Dear Bacon,  HELP!  I lost my favorite squeaky ducky.  I ❤ that ducky.  He’s my bestie in the entire world.  I haven’t been able to find him for hours.  What’s a dog to do?  I can’t sleep without him.  Can you help me find him?  Signed Lost Ducky

Dear Lost Ducky,  Uuumm.  Smile really BIG and open your mouth.  Did anything fall out?  There you go.  Lost ducky found my friend.  You two make a great team.  Go Ya’ll!

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Dear Bacon,  Can you please explain to us WHY there is *always* a longer line at the women’s restrooms.  We don’t get it.  We always have to wait while the men’s line seems to keep moving.  Can you help us out?  Signed Waiting Patiently but With Legs Crossed

Dear Waiting Patiently but With Legs Crossed,  That is a dilemma my friends.  I hear my mom talking about this all of the time.  She says it’s because women have more to do.  Not in a bad way, but ya’ll do.  That’s what makes ya’ll special.  Might I suggest when no one is looking, run to the men’s room.  Hey, if there’s no line there, why wait, right? And remember – ya’ll are beautiful!

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20140717-072720-26840174.jpgDear Bacon,  Really?  Why does my humans think this picture is hilarious?  They couldn’t stop laughing.  I don’t get it.  I saw this paci thingy fall from the smaller human so I bit it to see what it is all about.  Then my humans started laughing and snapped this picture.  I don’t get it.  This stupid paci does nothing for me like it does the small crying human.  Signed Pugneck

Dear Pugneck,  Wait a minute my friend.  I need to put down my paper sack that was breathing in after seeing that picture.  So let me understand this.  You’re okay with the picture being taken.  You’re confusion falls into what exactly the paci thingy does for the crying miniature human.  Good one.  Yep, that’s where your concern should be.  You see, small miniature humans depend on those things to calm them.  It may not have that effect on say – the likes of you.  But on the other paw, it does amuse and “calm” humans to see you trying it out…. heck, it amuses me for that matter too my friend. Snorts.

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 Dear Bacon, There I was sitting on the sofa, enjoying my cup of java, fresh out of the shower and watching Maury Povich on the television.  I was minding my own business.  Then walks in the cable guy and snaps this picture of me on his cell phone.  WTD?!  Don’t we have any privacy in our own home anymore?  Next thing I knew, the cable man had tweeted this out to all his friends.  Talk about an invasion of privacy.  The nerve!  Signed Dog of Leisure

Dear Dog of Leisure, WOW – the cable man got to your house that early?  That in itself is amazing brother.  I can’t believe that.  A cable man that actually shows up FIRST thing in the morning?  WOW – I’m amazed at that.  It took the cable man two weeks and four hours to show up here at the Hotel Thompson for our last upgrade.  Astonishing.  Oh, I’m sorry.  You had a problem about the picture being tweeted.  Here’s what you do.  Under the tweet, tweet that the cable man actually showed up FIRST thing in the morning.  He’ll be trashed by other cable men for letting them down in his accuracy.  You just wait – stay strong and carry on!

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20140717-072720-26840371.jpgDear Bacon,  my humans will suffer the consequences of this get up on me.  The disgust.  The nerve.  The humiliation.  Oh dear Lord, help me out buddy.  Signed Not Amused

Dear Not Amused,  Well at least it has your seal of not being amused – snorts.  I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t joke in a time like this.  I would clap for your approval but I don’t think you could do that for me.  I gotta ask though.  Is there a drop pouch for potty breaks?  If not, someone is going to have some cleaning up on aisle three to do – double snorts.  Hey, I’m joking.  I’m sorry little buddy.  You do look cute though.  Not many pooches could carry that one.  Wear it with pride.  That’s it.  And hey, if the seal isn’t broken, don’t fix it.

Remember my friends, Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Keep sending me your questions and pictures to baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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29 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. sunsetdragon

    08/12/2014 at 1:02 am

    Great advice sweet Bacon and i got a chuckle out of these critters.

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 1:08 am

      Aaww. Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. wallaceandsamuel

    08/12/2014 at 2:06 am

    BOL! excellent advice as always!
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 3:40 am

      Thanks my buddies!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Molly The Wally

    08/12/2014 at 4:22 am

    Snortingly good Bacon. LOL at Waiting Patiently but With Legs Crossed. We all so know that one.
    Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:26 am

      Snorts – this was another great collection of letters this week. So much fun! Don’t you want to do a week for me sweet Molly? XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. easyweimaraner

    08/12/2014 at 5:36 am

    hahahah sometimes the things we miss are directly under our noye… even a ducky :o) btw: the dog of leisure looks a little bit like my momma in the morning hehehehe

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:27 am

      Snorticles – mine too brother! That is so funny. I was more shocked on that one about the cable man getting there so early in the morning. Surely he was joking. My cable man took FOREVER to get here to set up my new cable service in my bedroom. Which I digress cause that is definitely a posting for another time – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. fozziemum

    08/12/2014 at 6:16 am

    Bwahaahha poor sealpug….what a horrid thing for his/her peeps to do….great advice my friend 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:27 am

      Thanks my friend!! Love ya – XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        08/12/2014 at 9:30 am

        Love ya back to crazy porcine dude 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

         
  6. hutchagoodlife

    08/12/2014 at 6:57 am

    Brilliant as always!

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:28 am

      Thanks my sweet friend. I really appreciate those kind comments. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Reilly & Denny

    08/12/2014 at 7:34 am

    you always make us laugh with your dear Bacon’s

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:29 am

      aaww – piggy blushes. Thank you my friends. I really try 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. mythreemoggies

    08/12/2014 at 8:41 am

    Oh my days hilarious 🙂 Love the lady moggies queuing

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:30 am

      Snorts. Thanks my sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. evilsquirrel13

    08/12/2014 at 9:36 am

    Here is a picture for Waiting Patiently but with Legs Crossed:

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 10:09 am

      Snorts!! OMP – that is too funny! You’re the best Evil! XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. katsrus

    08/12/2014 at 9:53 am

    These are so funny today. Some great advice Bacon. Enjoy your day.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 10:09 am

      Thanks my sweet friends! I really appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. The Canadian Cats

    08/12/2014 at 12:30 pm

    A truly funny installment of, “Dear Bacon.” hahaha

    Shoko

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 1:30 pm

      Thank you my friends. These were a blast this week for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    08/12/2014 at 2:03 pm

    pmsl those are too much!

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 2:19 pm

      aaww – thanks!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Amanda

    08/12/2014 at 2:10 pm

    Bacon typing this is funny. Personally I dislike tje taste of the food bacon and most ppl think I am crazy for it which is how found this. Now the holiraty doesn’t match cookie monster interview where he admitted to eating a tricycle. But this is a close second.

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 2:20 pm

      Snorts – thank you my new friend. I really appreciate that so very much! XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Lassie and Benji

    08/12/2014 at 3:42 pm

    We enjoyed reading your advice. You are smart!

     
    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 3:54 pm

      aaww – thanks so much my friends. I really appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

       

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