“What are you Five?!”

11 Aug

Snorts.  Daddy is serving time out today.  (Which is nice because it’s usually this little oinker).  That’s right.  Mommy knew this picture would come in handy when she took it.  He’s finally went over the deep end this past weekend.  Mommy told him quote, “What are you five?  Act your age not your shoe size.”  Which that last part didn’t make sense cause daddy wears a size 10 – shakes piggy head in confusion.

You see it started like this.  Mommy and me were watching one of our shows on television yesterday.  Daddy kept talking like the Duracell bunny and would not shutty.  For those that don’t speak mom, shutty means stop talking.  So, mom did what she always does to daddy.  She told him, “Ssshhh”.

That’s when it happened.  Daddy said, “It”.  What?  I don’t get it.  But mom gave him the best stink eye that I have ever seen come from that lady.  It was the topper of all stink eyes.  Then she told him it wasn’t funny.  What wasn’t funny?  Then we started watching television again and Mr. Yackity-Yack started talking again. Can you believe that man?  Mom told him again, “Ssshhh”.  Daddy said, “It” again.

That’s when mom almost lost her religion but at the last minute she got saved and started laughing.  I still don’t get it.  Do you?


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39 responses to ““What are you Five?!”

  1. sunsetdragon

    08/11/2014 at 2:19 am

    I am chuckling. Never a dull moment with your sweet Mommy and daddy.

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 2:31 am

      They do keep me on my hooves all of the time. Snort. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    08/11/2014 at 2:39 am

    hahahaha your dad is like my momma :o) if she jabbers without a break, he always points with the remote on her while pressing the mute button… but it never works, probably because she has no muting :o)

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 3:25 am

      Most excellent tip on the remote. I’ll have to remind my mom next time on this. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    08/11/2014 at 5:33 am

    Bwahahaa Fozziedad can do the same..the far away spaced out look I get is sometimes enough 🙂 daddy does the crime..well…..bwahaahha hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 7:33 am

      Snorts. What are we going to do with them. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        08/11/2014 at 8:02 am

        Bwahaaahahah not much my friend..they is what they is hahahaa 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/11/2014 at 5:39 am

    Gah! We get it! He’s naughty and might need soap in his mouth.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 7:33 am

      Snorts he keeps this up, I’m sure e will get it. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Animalcouriers

    08/11/2014 at 6:19 am

    Naughty Daddy!

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 7:32 am

      Yes he is! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Reilly & Denny

    08/11/2014 at 7:07 am

    Mom has a secret plan for times like that – it is called the “hidden stash” Dad favorites foods – which she keeps hidden and only pulls out when he is talking to much – she will give him a box of whoopers and then all she has to listen to is crunching 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 7:31 am

      This is awesome!! I’m so suggesting it to mommy. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Molly The Wally

    08/11/2014 at 8:24 am

    LOL we so know that one. Where is the mute button we ask?????
    Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 8:38 am

      Amen! They definitely need one at times. XOXO – Bacon

  8. onespoiledcat

    08/11/2014 at 8:37 am

    Bacon your humans are truly FUN……..your Dad seems to push the limits sometimes but I think you and your Mom have him WELL IN HAND (or hoove!).

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 8:39 am

      Aaww. Thank you cousin. There is definitely never a full moment here with my daddy. That is for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  9. katsrus

    08/11/2014 at 11:42 am

    Your mom and dad sound like a hoot. My son loves to talk during movies and shows too. LOL. You have a great week.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 12:09 pm

      You too my sweet friend. You know exactly what it’s like then trying to watch something and someone won’t shutty. It’s snorts of a good time. XOXO – Bacon

  10. speedyrabbit

    08/11/2014 at 12:12 pm

    Hehehehe my mummy said that the dads are just little boys the never grow up except their toys get more expensive as they get older…I guess that makes sense,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 12:15 pm

      Snorts. I think you are so very right my friend. My daddy is spot on with that description! XOXO – Bacon

  11. dezizworld

    08/11/2014 at 12:26 pm

    Nope Bacon meez not get it eevew. Course anytime mommy wants to watch a pwogwam Lexi and/or me do sumfin’ to make hers miss ’nuff of da pwogwam dat hers always sez fank catness fur DVR’s. Hmmph Meez not know zackly what dat means eevew, but it sorta kinda makes hers not so put out wiff us. MOL

    Luv ya’


    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 1:22 pm

      Snorticles. Isn’t our job to entertain the humans? I don’t understand what they get so upset about either – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        08/11/2014 at 7:32 pm

        It suwe is Bacon, so why do they get so upset?! MOL

        Luv ya’


  12. The Canadian Cats

    08/11/2014 at 12:57 pm

    Oh my….your dad talks way too much. My dad doesn’t talk much at all. Maybe we should switch for a while. I talk to him but he just answers with, “is that right Shoko.” Your dad must have said a bad word or else why the stink eye?

    Kisses Shoko

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 1:24 pm

      I’m not really sure my friends. I know mommy said, “Sshhh” and then daddy said, “It”. I don’t get it. Shakes piggy head in confusion. Humans are definitely weird aren’t they? XOXO – Bacon

  13. purrfectkitties

    08/11/2014 at 2:06 pm

    Bwahahaha… your humans are too funny! MOL MOL MOL 😆 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    PEEEEE SSSSSSSS: Try to put these two words together to form a new word… 😉

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 2:20 pm

      Snorticles – will do – challenge accepted. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Nylabluesmum

    08/11/2014 at 5:14 pm

    Me finkz yer Dad iz goin fer ‘time out’ if he keepz diz up! Wunder what he meaned by “It”?? Such a weerd dude izn’t her Bacon….n he’z ALL yerz…guud luck!
    Lub Nylablue n Mum too x0x0x0

  15. Marty the Manx

    08/11/2014 at 7:47 pm

    Your Mommie and Daddy are very silly Bacon 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/11/2014 at 8:08 pm

      Yes they are. I do believe you’re right. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Charlie

    08/11/2014 at 11:59 pm

    Sounds like my Dad. He NEVER does the shutty thing!! Our Mum’s need wireless head phones, aye??

    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 12:06 am

      Yes! That would w the perfect solution my friend! Perfect indeed. XOXO – Bacon

  17. Lori Fontanes

    08/12/2014 at 3:34 am

    Not sure here but somebody may need to pay the swear jar. 😉

    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 3:39 am

      Snorts. That’s what mommy told daddy. He might as well put his entire check in the swear jar after this weekend and the sshh episode. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  18. mythreemoggies

    08/12/2014 at 8:39 am

    You have cool humans Bacon

    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 9:29 am

      They are NUTS. I’m telling you NUTS – but I wouldn’t live without them. ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  19. pawedblog

    08/12/2014 at 2:54 pm

    Hahaha… yes, we get it over here Bacon! Please tell Mum that just because I am laughing, doesn’t mean I am not on her side… I would hate to be faced with one of those stink eyes!!
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups x

    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 2:55 pm

      Snorts. I’m here to tell you it was the BEST stink eye I have ever seen. yep – that good! XOXO – Bacon


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