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Dear Bacon

05 Aug

20140330-184404.jpgDear Bacon,

I don’t get it.  Everyone talked about getting in the pool today and having great fun.  I got ready and showed up.  They laughed at me.  I don’t get it.  Why would they laugh at me?  I don’t like it when the water gets in my eyes when I go under.  What?  It’s really no different than you not liking the grass to touch your hooves.  Right?  Signed Super Swimmer

Dear Super Swimmer,

Look pal.  Do like I do.  Don’t worry about what other people may think.  If it works for you, then do it.  You are in control of your own destiny.  People in my hood make fun of me all of the time when I go outside.  That’s okay.  It’s my business.  Just like that’s your business.  Keep your head up… unless you’re going under the weather.. and bloom how you are planted.

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20140330-184422.jpgDear Bacon,

If those little humans can play dress up in the house with their mom’s things, why can’t I?  I know these shoes are big but it really is a bark of a good time walking around in these what do the humans call them – heels – that’s it.  I highly recommend them.  I think they’ve done wonders to the muscle tone in my legs – do you?  Signed Fashionista

Dear Fashionista,

Hubba – hubba.  Bring on the fishnets my friend. (Note: I don’t know what that means.  Daddy said that.)  You look totally amazing.  I would escort you anywhere any day.

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20140330-184436.jpg Dear Bacon, WOW!?  What has been seen can NOT be unseen. You’ve heard that before I’m sure.  It’s summer.  It’s hot.  How hot you ask?  I’m glad you asked.  My humans – God only knows what they were doing – came outside wearing nothing.. not a stitch of clothing and went swimming.  OMD – really?!  My eyes!  What to do??  Signed Scared

Dear Scared, WOW!  I feel you my friend.  It’s cool here inside of the Hotel Thompson but I can feel you.  My human dad believes in naked world.  Shakes piggy head.  There is no hope for some humans my friend.  The best thing to do is ignore it.  It doesn’t get any better.  Stay strong. .

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.20140330-184449.jpg Dear Bacon, This is my happy face.  There is nothing like laying with your human mommy and having them love on you.  Do you agree?  Signed Happy

 

Dear Happy,

I hear you loud and clear my sweet friend.  That is a look of contentment.  I know it very well.  My human mommy does the same for me – there is nothing like it in this entire world.  Enjoy my friend – enjoy!

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. 20140330-184506.jpgDear Bacon,

My humans work from home.  Personally, I don’t think they need to work today.  Today, I think they need to stop and smell the roses.  You know, come and hang out with me and have some fun.  If I sit in their chair long enough with this look, do you think they will take the hint?  Signed Felinefun

Dear Felinefun,

I agree with you 100% my little friend.  With that look, how could your humans possibly say no?  They have to give you some time, cuddle and play with you.  Just you – kind of like a play date, right?  Let me know if it works out for you – have fun!

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Remember my friends.  Dear Bacon issues can’t happen without you.  Please continue to send me your pictures/questions at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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28 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    08/05/2014 at 1:05 am

    omp those cracked me up, thank you for the laugh.

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 2:42 am

      Aaww. Thank you so much my friend. I’m glad you laughed! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. wallaceandsamuel

    08/05/2014 at 1:17 am

    Loving your work Bacon! Bloom how you are planted is our new motto!
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 2:42 am

      Snorts. Thanks my friends. I really try. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. sunsetdragon

    08/05/2014 at 2:02 am

    Great advice sweet Bacon

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 2:45 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. guineapigsqueak

    08/05/2014 at 3:27 am

    Hehe, naked humans?! Even the thought of that is making us all blush and giggle. Whee hope our humans don’t go wandering around the garden naked. Or the house for that matter!
    The Pigs xx

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 5:49 am

      Snorts. Wish dad wouldn’t. They call him the streaker. Oh my bad. That’s what I call him. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. angelswhisper2011

    08/05/2014 at 4:30 am

    MOL…This is hilarious again. Thanks for the laugh, Bacon 😀

     
  6. easyweimaraner

    08/05/2014 at 5:03 am

    hahahah Super Swimmer is the bro of my dad… they laugh at him too when he enters a pool… this shoes are really made for walking Fashionista lol

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 5:52 am

      Snorts. There’s one in every family. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        08/05/2014 at 5:53 am

        hahahaha yes… and we are lucky we aren’t that one hehehehe

         
      • PigLove

        08/05/2014 at 7:31 am

        Yes we are. I think it is daddy here. Snort. XOXO – Bacon

         
  7. Molly The Wally

    08/05/2014 at 5:54 am

    LOL Bacon you sure crack us up. Love Fashionista. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 7:31 am

      Aww thanks sweet Molly. Have a great one! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. onespoiledcat

    08/05/2014 at 6:35 am

    As usual, you have helped other animals work through their difficulties in true Bacon-like fashion – with a smile and a high heel or two!! HAHAHA

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 7:33 am

      Snorts. Thanks cousin. That’s too funny. High paws/hooves. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. fozziemum

    08/05/2014 at 9:07 am

    Fishnets bwahaaahaa that is so wrong it actually may be right Bacon hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 9:21 am

      Snorts – that was my daddy. He’s so silly! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        08/05/2014 at 9:37 am

        Bwhahaahah I know…dads are Bacon….hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
  10. Reilly & Denny

    08/05/2014 at 11:51 am

    those are all great photos today and awesome responses too 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 12:27 pm

      Thanks my sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. The Canadian Cats

    08/05/2014 at 12:27 pm

    What great advice Bacon….I didn’t know you were a counsellor too. Fabulous.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 12:28 pm

      Snorts – thank you so much my friends. I really appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. purrfectkitties

    08/05/2014 at 2:54 pm

    MOL 😆 Pawsome advice, dear friend! 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 3:28 pm

      Thanks so very much! XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Marty the Manx

    08/05/2014 at 3:37 pm

    Great advice today Bacon!

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 4:04 pm

      Thanks my friend! XOXO – Bacon

       

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