Daddy Has Done It Now

04 Aug


20140718-093932-34772922.jpgOh my friends.  This is Mouse Girl.  We call her MG or sometimes OMG (oh Mouse Girl) – snorts.  She is Pissed at daddy.  That’s right – that’s Pissed with a capital P.  You know that means business.  Shakes piggy head.  She is giving daddy the back, the shoulder, not talking to him and won’t come to him. I told you.  She means business.

For her to be this mad, you know daddy had to do something really bad.  I mean, she ❤ her daddy.  She thinks he walks on water and does no wrong.  Well… that was before the incident.  Oh yes my friends.  There was an incident this past weekend.  An incident that can not be forgiven any time soon.  An incident that shall be remembered in the mind of MG forever and ever amen.  You want to know what happened?  Come closer and I’ll tell you.  I can’t say it too loud in case MG is listening.  Okay, you ready?


Like me here at the Hotel Thompson, Mouse Girl and Hemi are slightly spoiled.  Just a bit.  They don’t know that they are purr things.  In fact, do any of us here really know that we are not humans?  That’s probably the better question.  These two purr things don’t think they need to drink from a bowl.  Oh no.  That’s way too common for them.  They have to drink from the pedestal sink in the bathroom.  They are insistent too.  In fact, we have to keep the bathroom door closed because if not they would be in there constantly playing and partaking in their “personal water fountain”… rolls piggy eyes.  Here’s a picture of them together on their grazing fountain:

 This picture was taken a while back when both were a lot smaller but you get the idea.  Well, Hemi can jump straight from the floor to the sink.  He’s flexible like that – go Ninja skills.  But Mouse Girl, well she’s a little hefty on the back side as you can see from the first recent picture of her back – snorts.  She has to jump on the commode and then jump on the sink.  It’s a system that works for her.  That is until this weekend.

You see when the toilet seat is down or the lid is closed, it’s fine to jump on, balance and then jump on the sink.  But this past weekend someone left the seat completely up.  That person shall remain nameless oh man of the house who forgot to lower the seat which is the way it should always be left.  Attention women – are you following me now?  Let me remind you though that although I am a man piggy, I do not lift the seat or use these facilities.  I have my own potty patch in my bedroom that I keep clean.  Just so you know.  Direct hate male of leaving the toilet seat up to Man of the House, Hotel Thompson.  Snorts.

Let me set the picture up for you.  It was the middle of the night.  Daddy had went to the bathroom and came back to bed.  Mommy decided she should go as well.  She stumbles down the hall in a half asleep/half awake mode while Mouse Girl follows.  Mom hardly ever turns on the light in the middle of the night during one of these visits.  She opens the door to the bathroom and Mouse Girl walks into the room.  Then she heard SPLASH!

You *KNOW* this did not end well.  When mommy heard the SPLASH, she flipped on the light.  OMP (oh my pig!)  Mouse Girl was soaking wet and stuck in the toilet fussing.  Not hurt and nowhere near drowning but stuck and super soaked.  It was not a happy moment for her.  On one hand, mommy wanted to say thank you because it could have been her.  On the other hand, mommy wanted to laugh because that was one soaked kitty.  And then on the other foot, poor Mouse Girl.  Then, mom said those famous words, “Honey, you need to come in here.”

Daddy fussed and stumbled down the hallway.  I have to admit that he was semi-asleep up until the point he got to the bathroom and heard Mouse Girl meowing and fussing.  And then mom fussing at him about this is quote, “Why, we don’t leave the lid UP”.  Mommy finally got Mouse Girl out, bathed her a second time and dried her off.  All of this around 2:00AM.  Mouse Girl has been mad at daddy every since… with a good reason don’t you think?  Snorts.

Your parents ever do something like this with consequences?  Do tell.


Posted by on 08/04/2014 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl


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51 responses to “Daddy Has Done It Now

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/04/2014 at 2:56 am

    Oh poor Mouse Girl…. fortunately it wasn’t a bath in a POO-L. The problem with the toilet seat and the lid is a typical dad-problem… that Brad Paisley even wrote a song about that topic, probably they had the same adventure in Brad’s crib :o)

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 4:15 am

      Snorts. All I gotta say is thank goodness it wasn’t mom. Oh dear piggy heavens. Can you imagine that!? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        08/04/2014 at 6:51 am

        OMG imagine that…. or no… better not :o) hahahahaha

      • PigLove

        08/04/2014 at 9:43 am

        Snorts. IF it was mommy, I think she would have thrown a bucket of cold water on daddy in bed. Snorts. Poor MG falling in butt heavy was bad enough – XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        08/04/2014 at 9:44 am

        maybe he would like a waterbed? :o) butt probably not with cold water lol

      • PigLove

        08/04/2014 at 9:52 am

        Snorts. Fair play is fair play. Bet he wouldn’t do it again – evah! XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        08/04/2014 at 9:59 am

        hahahaha not sure… mom fixed the seat once with double sided tape (ha! his face was priceless!) butt not even that was helpful…and we are not rich enough for a japanese toilet seat where all that problems will be fixed automatically :o)… btw: that thingy speaks 6!!! languages… it’s smarter than a human :o)

      • PigLove

        08/04/2014 at 10:07 am

        Oh snorts. I think I would be afraid of that contraption – snorts. Daddy did get to the point of “slamming” the lid down. Not on purpose but he ‘forgot’ – rolls piggy eyes. How do you forget these things? Well mom fixed him on that one. She bought a lid that when gently touched with your finger will sslloowwllyy lower like molasses out of a jar. No more “slamming”. She was a genius. How she is going to fix this accident for MG I don’t know. Maybe MG needs a step stool for future faucet visits. Yeah, that could work. I’m off to look for mom and MG… of course with dad’s plastic – evil snort. XOXO – Bacon

  2. angelswhisper2011

    08/04/2014 at 3:37 am

    Oh, Bacon, will she ever get over this…MOL 😀 Extra Pawkisses to make her feel better 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 4:16 am

      I know right? I’m even being nice to her today since she went for an early morning swim. She is giving daddy the cold shoulder bad. That in itself is kind of funny. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Molly The Wally

    08/04/2014 at 4:00 am

    OMD (Snorts of laughter) crikey daddy is in big, big trouble. Mouse Girl we feel your pain. A midnight bath is something none of us want. Have a marvellous dry Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 4:17 am

      Thanks sweet Molly. Daddy has a lot of making up to do with her today. She is totally ticked at him. Snorts. Have a great Monday my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Lori Fontanes

    08/04/2014 at 4:52 am

    LOL!!! Bacon baby u set this story up so well!!! Thx for the early morning chuckle!

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 9:38 am

      Snorts – you are so welcome my friend. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Can you believe MG is still mad? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. fozziemum

    08/04/2014 at 5:45 am

    Oh Bacon… Poor Mouse girl…and yes I have had this happen…to me…middle of the night the cold porcelain…not nice and very discombobulating..daddy is sooooooooo in the pooper house.more so than MG bwahaaah… she gives dad the shoulder of displeasure for quite some time…hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 9:40 am

      Snorts – she is still ticked. She won’t go near him even if he calls her. And the kicker – he offered her some kitty treats and she wouldn’t take them from him. She is P.I.S.S.E.D. I kind of feel sorry for her a little bit. She’s bottom heavy and it must have been a really rude awakening for her to splash in the middle of the night in the dark into a pool of cold water. I kind of hate it that I didn’t think about doing this to her first – snorts. Really, no I wouldn’t. I don’t think. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        08/04/2014 at 9:48 am

        Bwahahahah poor darling she ahs the same physique as Dinnermintz…low rider hahahaahah I am sure you wouldn’t..if you wanted to live….loves Fozziemum xx

  6. onespoiledcat

    08/04/2014 at 6:01 am

    Oh the ultimate insult – landing in the toilet due to human malfunction! Uh oh……this is serious business. Especially for a cat since we aren’t overly fond of water other than for drinking purposes. This could very well be a lawsuit in the making although if she’s smart, MG will NOT “bite the hand that feeds her” if you get my drift.

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 9:42 am

      Oh she is sucking up to mom and even me for that matter which is outrageous. She is still pretty pissed at daddy. Daddy says he’s fixing tuna for all of us today for lunch. I think he’s hoping he can win her back over for a “I”m sorry”. I’ll let you know how that works out for MG. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Reilly & Denny

    08/04/2014 at 7:47 am

    Oh no – poor MG – we are thinking she is going to be MAD for a long time. We are thinking she is going to be on the internet looking for one of those self closing lids and paying for it with Dad’s plastic 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 9:48 am

      Snorts – you may be right my friend. The funny thing is that daddy has only done this like twice before – which might I add mom paid the price – snorts. Now though that MG has fallen into the confines of the watery doom, she is going to be so after pops. Things should be interesting around here for a while until she makes up with him. That is for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    08/04/2014 at 8:50 am

    Oh boy… this is why I am so glad I live in a house full of mencritters! My seat is always up, 24/7/365, and there’s nobody to harrass me about it! To Miss Mouse Girl, I will only offer up the time-tested advice, “Look before you leap!”

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 9:50 am

      Snorts. She just got too accustomed to it always being down. And you know, MG is a big girl. Everyone knows that. She’s not fat – she’s just a Maine Coon. Mommy said she was wedged pretty good in there. Mommy was going to get daddy to give MG a bath afterwards but MG almost shall we say pierced daddy’s ta-ta’s with her nails. Yep, she was that pissed at him. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. baileyboatcat

    08/04/2014 at 9:13 am

    Oh dear! Poor mouse girl! The indignity of it- I hope she got lots of extra treats!

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 9:51 am

      Yeah, I think daddy is trying to cater to her today. He keeps checking on her. She is still giving him the cold shoulder. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. kolytyi

    08/04/2014 at 9:54 am

    I think the only chance for your dad is to catch a Very Great White Sharkie for Mouse Girl with his bare hands from the Big Pond!

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 10:04 am

      I think you may be right at this point. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  11. katsrus

    08/04/2014 at 11:41 am

    Those 2 am wake up calls are not fun when they end up like that. LOL. I lifted my seat one day to use and one of kitties decided to jump at about the same time and landed in the toilet. Not a happy kitty and I was almost as soaked. LOL.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 12:00 pm

      Then you know exactly how mom feels my friend – snorts. It was quite an explosion – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud) . XOXO – Bacon

  12. speedyrabbit

    08/04/2014 at 11:50 am

    Oh Man…your pops needs to take a leaf out of my dads book he never leaves the seat up ….hehehe cause he doesn’t want to get a tongue trashing from mummy…hehehe,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 12:01 pm

      Snorts. I don’t think he’ll do it again anytime soon. XOXO – Bacon

  13. The Canadian Cats

    08/04/2014 at 1:33 pm

    Oh my…how rude of your daddy Mouse Girl! We drink from the tap also and have a bowl beside the tap, Kali is the one around here that needs the seat down. Dad forgot a few times at the beginning of his retirement but remembers now….no problem. It’s visitors and worse yet visitors that spend the night. They always forget that they are suppose to put the toilet seat down. No problem for me as we have two bathrooms but Kali won’t use the other bathroom.


    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 2:22 pm

      Snorts. She’s still hot. Even after daddy gave her almost an entire can of tuna – she ate it and then clicked her feet and went back to the bedroom. She is really upset. XOXO – Bacon

  14. purrfectkitties

    08/04/2014 at 2:29 pm

    OMC (Oh My Cats)! Poor Mouse Girl! That must have been an awful experience! (*shudders*) We wouldn’t speak to our humans either if they did to us! Well, that is… until it’s time for dinner… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      08/04/2014 at 2:51 pm

      Snorts. She came out for her lunch. Daddy even fixed her tuna. She ate it. No meow – no nothing. Ate in silence, turned her back to him and went back to the bedroom. She is still ticked. tsk-tsk Daddy is in deep with this one. XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        08/04/2014 at 2:55 pm

        Hehehe… that will show your daddy!! 😉 MOL (*chuckles*) We cats are pretty good at holding a grudge on someone, huh? 😉 MOL 😆 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

      • PigLove

        08/04/2014 at 4:44 pm

        Yes you are. I so need to take lessons my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  15. gentlestitches

    08/05/2014 at 12:33 am

    OMG!!!! Poor OMG!!! Don’t tell her that even though I felt sorry for her I LOL!!! ❤

    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 2:41 am

      Snorts. I know! Even I felt sorry for OMG. Can you believe she is still mad? She is even sleeping in my bedroom tonight. That’s funny. XOXO – Bacon

  16. wallaceandsamuel

    08/05/2014 at 1:46 am

    O…M…D! It would be the end of the world if this happened to either of our sister cats…the double humiliation of falling in the loo followed by a b.a.t.h. If we were your daddy, we’d sleep with one eye open for the next couple of weeks.
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 2:44 am

      Snorts. Don’t you know it! She is still ticked off at daddy. She’s even sleeping in my room tonight which is so unlike her. I’m going to let her tonight. Only because I feel for her – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  17. Marty the Manx

    08/05/2014 at 3:32 pm

    Poor Mouse Girl! Dad is lucky if she forgives him by Christmas! He better be building her some stairs to her holy water bowl soon!

    • PigLove

      08/05/2014 at 4:03 pm

      Snorts – I know that’s right. She is still ignoring him today. She actually went into the bathroom last night and waited for mom to pick her up to put her on the sink. Let’s see how long mommy does that for the princess. XOXO – Bacon

      • Marty the Manx

        08/05/2014 at 4:04 pm

        Well, is she doesn’t want one raving mad Princess, it might be a while 🙂

      • PigLove

        08/05/2014 at 4:05 pm

        Snorts. That is true. XOXO – Bacon

  18. Cindy Shier

    08/05/2014 at 8:21 pm

    Poor mouse girl … I see big things in your future all signed sorry mg love dad

    • PigLove

      08/06/2014 at 8:53 am

      You got that right! Daddy has a lot of sucking up to do to get back on her nice side. XOXO – Bacon

  19. Amanda

    08/12/2014 at 3:40 pm

    Better then finding a 2 yr old and 5 yr old human at midnight using the toliet as a feet splash pool. I had weird sisters. However falling in toliet is never fun and for mg daddy better give her lots of treats and will only be partially forgiven.

    • PigLove

      08/12/2014 at 3:54 pm

      Snorts – it took almost two weeks for Mouse Girl to finally forgive daddy. Lots of snacks, brushing and holding was in store. She was ticked beyond belief. I don’t really blame her – she was soaked! XOXO – Bacon

      • Amanda

        08/13/2014 at 7:07 am

        No one can blame her. No one likes a bath in a toliet or bath early in morning. My ssters weren’t thrilled when I showered them at 1 am cuse they decided as young children about 20 yrs ago in December to use toliet as a pool. And cats don’t forgive as easily as children who can be bribed with candy, cookies or ice cream. I just went to use bathroom mother was heavy sleeper some how sneaky girls didn’t wake me and dad who where light sleepers which is amazing as the then 2 yr old slept on bottom bunk futon bunk bed with me. It was 90’s baby brother co slept with mother. And oldero f younger sisters begged for top bunk and I was 9 when we bougt was like whatever. And when we bought it miss weed the 2 yr old was still in her crib for another 2 months seriously she out crew standard crib 1 week before turned 18 months. I am glad she has forgiven him. That must have been rough 2 weeks at hotel Thompson

      • PigLove

        08/13/2014 at 9:33 am

        Snorts – I imagine it was a touch couple of weeks my friend. Great story! XOXO – Bacon


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