Daddy’s Chicken Wing Adventure

01 Aug

As you read here, Tuesday, 07/29/2014, was National Chicken Wing Day.  A local restaurant here called Hooters on Tara was having a special on all you can eat chicken wings that day.  Mommy promised to take daddy so he could show them what he has – snorts.  First off let me throw some shout outs to Keisha who was our waitress (you were AWESOME!) and to Mike the manager.  Mike has helped us out here on my blog in the past when Rockelle and Benedict went on a date a while back.  Mike’s awesome!


So when mom got off of the worky place, she rushed home in Albert and picked up daddy.  Daddy in preparation had walked 2 miles and had a ‘light breakfast’.  He had his game face on and was ready.  Mom picked him up and off they went to the Hooters on Tara.

I was able to get these pictures all off of mom’s iPhone.  Be prepared to be astonished my dear friends.

One of dad’s favorite things in the world are tater tots.  And just fortunately mom had a coupon for a free appetizer at Hooters – thanks Hooters – so they got this amazing tater tot appetizer to the right.  Doesn’t it look amazing!?  That’s tater tots covered with gooey cheese, onions, sour cream and bacon.  Daddy didn’t tell me about that bacon until I saw this picture.  Tsk-tsk bad daddy!

Then the fun started.  They would bring you 10 wings at a time – whatever flavor you wanted.  These are pictures of dad’s platters.  Picture to the left – medium breaded.  They have just a little zip to them as far as heat when you eat them.  Picture in the middle – Cajun breaded.  They have a zip of a different kind.  This zip is from the Cajun spices and are probably dad’s favorites.  Then the picture to the right – BBQ breaded.  These are M.E.S.S.Y.  I don’t care how many wet wipes or napkins you have to clean up with, you are going to be wearing these.  In fact, dad jumped in and wouldn’t wipe down until he was finished with these.  Mommy said that at one point, she thought she was going to have to take him out front and hose him down – snorts.


So you’re calculating to yourself thinking well played daddy – he had 30 wings.  You would be wrong my friends.  Mommy couldn’t finish one of her plates.  She had 13 – daddy called her a wussy.  I’m not sure what that means.  That left 7 off of mom’s plate though and dad ate them.  I told you watch out Joey Chestnut!    Drum roll please – dad ate 37 wings!  57.14% of you voted on Tuesday saying that daddy would eat more than 21 – you were right!


So you would think that’s the end of the story.  Daddy ate to his heart’s content and put away 37 chicken wings.  Nope.  I gotta add my two cents now – snorts.  Daddy was miserable.  Can you say Tums and Pepto Bismol?  Those were his two close friends when he got back to the Hotel Thompson.  Can you say multiple trips to the facilities here all.night.long?  Snorts – I think he finally admitted it to mom last night – he’s not as young as he once was.  Mom and dad both are eating so light today it’s not funny.  I think they are calling for salads all around for dinner for the rest of the week.  In fact, when daddy got up this morning he told mommy, “I’m surprise I haven’t coughed feathers or squawked like a chicken”.  Snorts – silly daddy!

But don’t worry my friends.  I think dad is entering an all you can eat biscuits and gravy competition this weekend – snorts.


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29 responses to “Daddy’s Chicken Wing Adventure

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/01/2014 at 5:08 am

    Ha I guessed it! BRAVO! I hope your dad is ready for the next competition on weekend, I will root for your dad! I’m sure the world record is in his hands on weekend :o)

  2. onespoiledcat

    08/01/2014 at 5:38 am

    Very impressive! I was right that it would be over 21 but who knew it would be THAT much over! My Dad would be in the emergency room at the hospital so good for your Dad only needing TUMS! HAHAHAHA Biscuits and gravy coming up (maybe literally?!)………

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:45 am

      He did great cousin. Bottom line was we all had a wonderful time. It was definitely a lot of fun. Snorts – biscuits and gravy should be very interesting. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    08/01/2014 at 6:18 am

    Bwahaah oh dear I too would be straight in for a bypass .what an effort……and I would be guzzling the ole Mylanta …urggghghgh biscuits and gravy…I would make sure you have a ready supply of tums haaaahahah 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:47 am

      Snorts – mommy keeps the Tums and Pepto Bismol handy here at the Hotel Thompson. That’s a great thing. Those wings kept on giving for days..if you know what I mean. Daddy tried to blame me for those chicken poots but it wasn’t me… at least not this time. XOXO – Bacon

  4. speedyrabbit

    08/01/2014 at 6:26 am

    that is impressive Bacon,my mummy like indian food nice and Spicy but it plays her up for days after so she can’t eat it very often now…hehehe,xx Speedy

    • speedyrabbit

      08/01/2014 at 6:27 am

      oh and we got some photos of Bashful absailing down my pen you might like,xx Speedy

      • PigLove

        08/01/2014 at 8:49 am

        ooohhhh squeal – do email them to me my cute little friend for Spies Like Us. That will be AWESOME! Thanks so very much – I knew you could catch someone doing something! XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:48 am

      Snorts – trust me. These have ‘played’ with daddy a couple of days now. And trust me again – I have blamed the bad air quality ALL on him – double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Animalcouriers

    08/01/2014 at 6:32 am

    Staggering! The payback does get worse in all aspects of over indulgence as we humans get older 😀

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:49 am

      Snorts – Trust me. I’m living in that right now with pops. Those wings keep on ‘giving’. XOXO – Bacon

  6. draliman

    08/01/2014 at 6:42 am

    I’m hungry now. Good job it’s lunch time in 20 minutes! Not chicken wings, though 😦

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:51 am

      Snorts. I don’t think daddy is eating chicken wings anytime soon. I’m not sure why – double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Reilly & Denny

    08/01/2014 at 6:49 am

    wow – that means there are a lot of wingless chickens running around… know back home in Australia chicken wings were always considered non usable and we often used just for making stock but Mom noticed the last time she was home that they now a delicacy like they are here 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:52 am

      They are delicious aren’t they? Of course, here in the States have you seen the prices in the grocery stores for them? OMP – mommy says they are out of this world! But I digress, wingless chickens running around – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    08/01/2014 at 8:42 am

    nom nom nom i would of never guessed that!

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:56 am

      Me either! He was a machine! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Molly The Wally

    08/01/2014 at 8:45 am

    Yummy, yummy, drool, drool. That is an impressive amount of chicken wings that daddy scoffed. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:56 am

      It was sweet Molly. Can you believe that man though? He didn’t bring me home any tater tots – of course minus the bacon. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man

    08/01/2014 at 8:52 am

    Does your dad hold the record for eating chicken wings sweet Bacon? Those tater tots are what looked really yummy to us. Gravy and biscuits sound yummy too. Have a super weekend. Hugs and snout kisses

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 8:58 am

      Nope he doesn’t have the record unfortunately. But he still tries every.single.time. Those tots are his favorite. I think they would be for me too minus the bacon… not that I can actually say they are delicious because ‘someone’ didn’t bring me home either – snort oink. Gravy and biscuits should be interesting in a couple of weeks. Have a great weekend too my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  11. evilsquirrel13

    08/01/2014 at 9:33 am

    I think the badge for 37 wings should be complimented by a badge that tallies the number of trips later on to the potty! Which number would be larger….?

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 10:07 am

      Snorts – my friend you know my daddy all too well. I have to admit that he kept this little oinker up all night long with his many, MANY, M.A.N.Y. trips to the potty – which happens to be next to *my* bathroom. Geez man – it was a long night for the both of us for sure! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  12. katsrus

    08/01/2014 at 9:58 am

    Wow that’s a really good amount. Congrats. Sorry it bothered him after.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 10:10 am

      Snorts. It was still an amazing and fun time. Daddy said give him a couple of days and he would gladly do it all.over.again. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. But if he does, I’m sleeping in the living room far, far away from the potty. Snorts

  13. The Canadian Cats

    08/01/2014 at 11:35 am

    hahaha…Your dad sure can eat! Obviously, it is not great afterwards. Guess this is how we figure we are too old for this stuff anymore. Interesting.


    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 12:27 pm

      It was a fun time though my friend. Lots of great memories had that night – that’s for sure – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  14. purrfectkitties

    08/01/2014 at 3:24 pm

    Yay! We were right when we said that your daddy would eat more than 21! 😀 But we’re really sorry he was not feeling well afterwards… HAve a wonderful weekend, sweetie! 🙂 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      08/01/2014 at 3:54 pm

      He had fun and that’s what matters my friends. I kind of think he wants to do it again. He’s tough! Snorts. Have an awesome weekend! XOXO – Bacon


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