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Dear Bacon

29 Jul

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Dear Bacon,

I have the subject locked and loaded. It’s just a matter of seconds now before this powerful machine takes off, leaps and catches his prey. I have the skills of a ninja. I’m silent and deadly. You’ll never see me coming. Do you have this kind of talent pig? Signed Sniper One

Dear Sniper One,

I’m shaking here at the Hotel Thompson in my hooves. WOW – that is some talent you have there. I’m amazed. I’m almost speechless. What was your prey? A fly? Oh I know… a piece of dust? Snorts. I don’t need to have ninja skills, or be silent to be deadly. I just need cuteness. Insert evil deviled ham snort. Carry on my friend.

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Dear Bacon,

I think my wife has some explaining to do. You see we got married, I had to leave for some business. I came home and there was our “baby”. I think the baby *looks* like us but is not us in some way, fashion or form. I don’t think it’s his coloring – that matches. I don’t think it’s that cute little nose – that matches. I can’t put my paw on it but I don’t think he’s mine. I think I may need to call Maury Povich for a DNA analysis. You think? Signed Mr. Rabbit

Dear Mr. Rabbit,

All that matters is love my friend. So he’s different, so what? I’m different than my mommy and daddy too. Doesn’t mean they don’t love me just the same. What’s done is done. That’s why the past is in the past. Just because something doesn’t look like us doesn’t mean we can’t love them with all of our heart.

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Dear Bacon,

They say that grass is greener on the other side of the fence. I tried to see. I got stuck. Awesome huh – NOT. I don’t get it. I’m an alligator. I’m stuck half way up a fence. A human sees me. What do they do? You would think help but no – let’s pull out that camera phone and take a picture of the gator stuck on the fence. Dude, if I was off this fence, I’d show them where to put that camera phone. Signed Stuck in Mid Flight

Dear Stuck in Mid Flight,

Snorticles. Really dude… I’m not snorting *at* you. I’m snorting at the situation. Let’s look at this for just a tiny minute. You said quote, “If I was off this fence, I’d show them where to put that camera phone.” That’s rich. That’s probably WHY they didn’t help you out. They were simply afraid of you. I know – I know. You can’t really blame them. They don’t see you as the cuddly, loveable snuggable type. They see teeth, nails, teeth, long tail, teeth and massive power strength. Shrugs piggy shoulders. That’s how it is dude. I do hope you got off the fence. I’m sure eventually someone did help, right? Stay strong my anipal.

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20140507-085302.jpgDear Bacon,

I’ve been holding back in writing to you but I have this huge mystery. See, my human took this picture of me back when it was Winter. I saw this cute poodle in the hood. I went up to say hey, but she didn’t *smell* like a regular pooch? It was weird. What do you think? Have you ever seen this chick before? Signed Pugalicious

Dear Pugalicious,

Step back from the poodle my friend. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but that poodle is nothing but cold and made of ice – snorts. Really. She’s snow my friend. You know that white stuff that falls from the sky during Winter. Some human made a poodle chick to fool you. She is kind of cute though. Look at the tail on her – hubba hubba.

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20140507-085323.jpgDear Bacon,

It’s love. Simple as that. We have found our significant other and we are in love. We have read on your blog in the past about when two half hearts find each other and they melt together forming one it’s meant to be. We looked in each others eyes and it was like we knew all about each other and felt so at home. What can we say? Signed Two Kids in Love

Dear Two Kids in Love,

aaww – That picture tells me *everything* I need to know. You two were MADE for each other in every way possible. Carry on and live long!

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Remember to send your questions/pictures to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

*YOU* make my weekly Dear Bacon issues – thank you my friends!

 

 
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23 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    07/29/2014 at 1:12 am

    Wow, there were some pretty awkward situations this week Bacon but you handled them with the diplomacy of a UN negotiator. High Five Paws…uhm Hooves all round.
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:15 am

      aaww – thank you my friend. That’s so very sweet! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Molly The Wally

    07/29/2014 at 4:05 am

    BOL BOL we love Mr Rabbit and his unusual looking baby and LOL gator fencing. Mega snorts today my fine friend. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:16 am

      Thanks my sweet Molly! I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    07/29/2014 at 4:18 am

    yes, Mr. Rabbit the ears of that baby are definitely not yours…I’m afraid that sounds like a CATastrophe…

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:16 am

      Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Reilly & Denny

    07/29/2014 at 5:19 am

    we loved the rabbit and kitty – excellent advice as usual Bacon

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:17 am

      Thank you my dear friends. I really appreciate those kind words! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/29/2014 at 6:19 am

    Great advice as always, B. Poor Pugalicious! It’s never good when your love interest is cold. 🙂

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:17 am

      Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. onespoiledcat

    07/29/2014 at 6:21 am

    My goodness…..you certainly had a batch of interesting issues to address today Bacon but you did so with your usual flair. Way to go bud……I am not a fan of gators but I do hope that poor guy got help (careful help!).

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:17 am

      Thanks cousin. I hope he got help too. Not from us – no way I’m getting that close to Mr. Chompers. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    07/29/2014 at 8:00 am

    Lmao those were great. You are so helpful bacon. Have a great day

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:18 am

      Thank you my dear friends! I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. evilsquirrel13

    07/29/2014 at 9:18 am

    Well, so much for thinking interspecies relationships only happen in my comics! I think they should all go on Maury anyway because it would be a whole lot of fun to watch the fur fly…

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 9:19 am

      OMP – you are so right. I think that would be a hoot – well at least 99.9% hoot – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Mélanie

    07/29/2014 at 11:53 am

    Mr Bacon, you’re sooo smart and cute: love you, babe… ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 12:13 pm

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you so very much my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. purrfectkitties

    07/29/2014 at 2:59 pm

    Bwahahaha… so funny! You gave those poor dudes some great advice, sweetie! We especially loved the rabbit and the baby one! So funny! Did Mr. Rabbit’s wife really think her hubby wouldn’t notice?? MOL (*chuckles*) 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 3:00 pm

      Snorts – I guess so my friends. That one was too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. The Dancing Rider

    07/29/2014 at 5:53 pm

    Each time my purr things read “Dear Bacon” they tell me it’s cuter and funnier than the last. These are awesome, and such sweet photos! I do really like the word “anipal”! Love that rabbit trying to smell….But that last pic…super sweet! XoX

     
    • PigLove

      07/29/2014 at 7:43 pm

      Aaww. Thank you my sweet dear friend. That is so very nice. I really appreciate it! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Nylabluesmum

    07/29/2014 at 8:10 pm

    Yow dat last photo iz just like US Bacon!!!!
    Mr Rabbit iz purrty funny izn’t he?
    N dat poor gator hangin around…bet he fet like a big silly dere!
    Hope he got off da fence n back to hiz swampie…
    Diz waz a pawsum edishun of Dear Bacon.
    Much lub ❤ Nylablue ❤ n Mum too x0x0

     

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