This Is What Nightmares Are Made Out Of
My Aunt Tina recently emailed me something frightening – I mean out of this world frightening. So frightening that I should have saved this post for one of my Bacon’s Tales of Terror postings. Deep breaths here.
Here you go – may I present to you what my Aunt Tina found in the Chicago, Illinois area – Choco-Bacon-Bar – piggy down – THUD.
Someone save me. I may need mouth to mouth to resuscitate me. I understand milk chocolate. But milk chocolate with BACON BITS?! Oh dear piggy heavens. I need all my bacon bits. I can’t afford to lose my bacon bits. Someone help a pig out here! It’s not good being on the food chain – squeal!
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speedyrabbit
07/25/2014 at 2:52 am
oh crikey,that is just to much for a piggy like you Bacon,xx Speedy
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 6:54 am
Exactly! Who would ever dream up something like this? XOXO – Bacon
wallaceandsamuel
07/25/2014 at 3:07 am
Oh my…that is a horrid thing to send you!! We hope your parents don’t get any ideas and use it as a “disciplining aid”!! SHOCK-HORROR!!!
Wally & Sammy
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 8:59 am
Snorts – Daddy was repulsed but slightly intrigued – go figure because you know he would… rolls piggy eyes. Mom said that although she is a die hard chocoholic – she would not eat that bar… at least not in front of me. What?! These humans here are crazy my friends – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon
kolytyi
07/25/2014 at 4:57 am
That thing is DISGUSTING!!! I’d never taste it! Not a little morsel would I push into my mouth! Terrible! PHOOOEY!!!!
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 9:01 am
aaww I ❤ you my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
07/25/2014 at 5:47 am
Well I’m definitely on board with the chocolate/bacon combo but that picture on the front of that candy bar is – well – DISTURBING! Poor Bacon…..the least your Aunt could have done was black out that picture before sending you the goods.
Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 9:02 am
Snorts – The things people make these days – shakes piggy head and lowers it… but also covers my bacon bits – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
07/25/2014 at 6:23 am
I am with Sammy…disturbing indeed….ewww keep your bacon bits hidden my friend….well hidden!!! hugs and loves Fozziemum xxxx
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 9:02 am
Trust me my dear friend – they are well hidden. I’ve put these people on the “DO NOT ALLOW” list here at the Hotel Thompson. They are right under Jimmy Dean – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
07/26/2014 at 2:18 am
Bahahahhaahh good for you Bacon 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx
Lori Fontanes
07/25/2014 at 6:54 am
Yuck!!! We would not go there either, dear Bacon, no worries!!!
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 9:03 am
I’m so glad you agree! XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
07/25/2014 at 7:24 am
all we can say – is never fall for that ploy of someone offering to give you a nice chocolate facial !
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 9:03 am
Snorts. No indeed. I’m so staying away from those – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
07/25/2014 at 7:34 am
LOL not good being in the food chain……??? You crack us up Bacon. Not sure we like the sound of the choc bar. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 9:03 am
Snorts – sometimes it’s hard being me. 🙂 Happy Friday. XOXO – Bacon
Boomdeeadda
07/25/2014 at 12:08 pm
Never will I ever…that’s just wrong on so many levels. You’re way to cute to be a chocolate treat.
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 12:36 pm
aaww piggy blushes. Thank you my kind dear friend! XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
07/25/2014 at 2:20 pm
That looks like a crime against humanity…. not to mention pigmanity!
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 2:42 pm
Amen brother! “Thou shall protect your bits!” How dare them want mine – squeal snorts. XOXO – Bacon
purrfectkitties
07/25/2014 at 3:29 pm
Oh My Cats! This really IS a nightmare!! We are shocked beyond belief!! You’d better run for cover, sweetie! xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
PigLove
07/25/2014 at 4:08 pm
No chocolate maker is welcome beyond the front door of the Hotel Thompson. That is now a standing rule – snorts. I have to protect my bacon bits – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
07/25/2014 at 4:36 pm
thats really a nightmare… specially the look of this guy :o)
Mumsy's Little Chancy Man
07/26/2014 at 2:44 pm
Oh, no!! Sweet Bacon if anyone comes to try and get your bits you let us know…Chancy will come chase them away. Hugs and nose kisses
PigLove
07/26/2014 at 8:14 pm
Aaww. Thank you my friend. That is so kind of you. A true friend indeed! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
07/27/2014 at 4:22 pm
**runz rite over to give da mouth 2 mouth on Bacon**
Choccie wif bacon in it?? Deesgustin….Mum n me gagged!!!!
Me will reevive ya me sweetpiggieboy!!!!
Much lub n **nose kissez**
yer kittehgurl Nylablue ❤ ❤
PigLove
07/27/2014 at 6:59 pm
Aaww. Thank you my sweet purr thing. I know I could count on you my love. XOXO – Bacon
Pink Ninjabi
07/27/2014 at 8:26 pm
Haha, I have seen bacon soap as well, hahha
PigLove
07/28/2014 at 9:31 am
Gulps. Bacon soap? Made with bacon bits? Oh dear piggy heavens. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Pink Ninjabi
07/30/2014 at 8:56 pm
Hahaha.. and I nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award! Although I suspect you probably already have this award.. haha… And I will need to find those bacon product photos if I can!
PigLove
07/30/2014 at 9:04 pm
Aaww. Thanks my friend. You’re the bestest! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
07/27/2014 at 11:03 pm
Allwayz me sweetpiggieboy allwayz 😉
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤