This Is What Nightmares Are Made Out Of

25 Jul

My Aunt Tina recently emailed me something frightening – I mean out of this world frightening.  So frightening that I should have saved this post for one of my Bacon’s Tales of Terror postings.  Deep breaths here.

Here you go – may I present to you what my Aunt Tina found in the Chicago, Illinois area – Choco-Bacon-Bar – piggy down – THUD.

Someone save me.  I may need mouth to mouth to resuscitate me.  I understand milk chocolate.  But milk chocolate with BACON BITS?!  Oh dear piggy heavens.  I need all my bacon bits.  I can’t afford to lose my bacon bits.  Someone help a pig out here!  It’s not good being on the food chain – squeal!



Posted by on 07/25/2014 in Bacon


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33 responses to “This Is What Nightmares Are Made Out Of

  1. speedyrabbit

    07/25/2014 at 2:52 am

    oh crikey,that is just to much for a piggy like you Bacon,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 6:54 am

      Exactly! Who would ever dream up something like this? XOXO – Bacon

  2. wallaceandsamuel

    07/25/2014 at 3:07 am

    Oh my…that is a horrid thing to send you!! We hope your parents don’t get any ideas and use it as a “disciplining aid”!! SHOCK-HORROR!!!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 8:59 am

      Snorts – Daddy was repulsed but slightly intrigued – go figure because you know he would… rolls piggy eyes. Mom said that although she is a die hard chocoholic – she would not eat that bar… at least not in front of me. What?! These humans here are crazy my friends – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

  3. kolytyi

    07/25/2014 at 4:57 am

    That thing is DISGUSTING!!! I’d never taste it! Not a little morsel would I push into my mouth! Terrible! PHOOOEY!!!!

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 9:01 am

      aaww I ❤ you my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  4. onespoiledcat

    07/25/2014 at 5:47 am

    Well I’m definitely on board with the chocolate/bacon combo but that picture on the front of that candy bar is – well – DISTURBING! Poor Bacon…..the least your Aunt could have done was black out that picture before sending you the goods.

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 9:02 am

      Snorts – The things people make these days – shakes piggy head and lowers it… but also covers my bacon bits – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. fozziemum

    07/25/2014 at 6:23 am

    I am with Sammy…disturbing indeed….ewww keep your bacon bits hidden my friend….well hidden!!! hugs and loves Fozziemum xxxx

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 9:02 am

      Trust me my dear friend – they are well hidden. I’ve put these people on the “DO NOT ALLOW” list here at the Hotel Thompson. They are right under Jimmy Dean – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        07/26/2014 at 2:18 am

        Bahahahhaahh good for you Bacon 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

  6. Lori Fontanes

    07/25/2014 at 6:54 am

    Yuck!!! We would not go there either, dear Bacon, no worries!!!

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 9:03 am

      I’m so glad you agree! XOXO – Bacon

  7. Reilly & Denny

    07/25/2014 at 7:24 am

    all we can say – is never fall for that ploy of someone offering to give you a nice chocolate facial !

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 9:03 am

      Snorts. No indeed. I’m so staying away from those – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Molly The Wally

    07/25/2014 at 7:34 am

    LOL not good being in the food chain……??? You crack us up Bacon. Not sure we like the sound of the choc bar. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 9:03 am

      Snorts – sometimes it’s hard being me. 🙂 Happy Friday. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Boomdeeadda

    07/25/2014 at 12:08 pm

    Never will I ever…that’s just wrong on so many levels. You’re way to cute to be a chocolate treat.

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 12:36 pm

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you my kind dear friend! XOXO – Bacon

  10. evilsquirrel13

    07/25/2014 at 2:20 pm

    That looks like a crime against humanity…. not to mention pigmanity!

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 2:42 pm

      Amen brother! “Thou shall protect your bits!” How dare them want mine – squeal snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  11. purrfectkitties

    07/25/2014 at 3:29 pm

    Oh My Cats! This really IS a nightmare!! We are shocked beyond belief!! You’d better run for cover, sweetie! xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      07/25/2014 at 4:08 pm

      No chocolate maker is welcome beyond the front door of the Hotel Thompson. That is now a standing rule – snorts. I have to protect my bacon bits – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  12. easyweimaraner

    07/25/2014 at 4:36 pm

    thats really a nightmare… specially the look of this guy :o)

  13. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man

    07/26/2014 at 2:44 pm

    Oh, no!! Sweet Bacon if anyone comes to try and get your bits you let us know…Chancy will come chase them away. Hugs and nose kisses

    • PigLove

      07/26/2014 at 8:14 pm

      Aaww. Thank you my friend. That is so kind of you. A true friend indeed! XOXO – Bacon

  14. Nylabluesmum

    07/27/2014 at 4:22 pm

    **runz rite over to give da mouth 2 mouth on Bacon**
    Choccie wif bacon in it?? Deesgustin….Mum n me gagged!!!!
    Me will reevive ya me sweetpiggieboy!!!!
    Much lub n **nose kissez**
    yer kittehgurl Nylablue ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      07/27/2014 at 6:59 pm

      Aaww. Thank you my sweet purr thing. I know I could count on you my love. XOXO – Bacon

  15. Pink Ninjabi

    07/27/2014 at 8:26 pm

    Haha, I have seen bacon soap as well, hahha

    • PigLove

      07/28/2014 at 9:31 am

      Gulps. Bacon soap? Made with bacon bits? Oh dear piggy heavens. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • Pink Ninjabi

        07/30/2014 at 8:56 pm

        Hahaha.. and I nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award! Although I suspect you probably already have this award.. haha… And I will need to find those bacon product photos if I can!

      • PigLove

        07/30/2014 at 9:04 pm

        Aaww. Thanks my friend. You’re the bestest! XOXO – Bacon

  16. Nylabluesmum

    07/27/2014 at 11:03 pm

    Allwayz me sweetpiggieboy allwayz 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤


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