More Conversations Between Mom and Dad

17 Jul

Sometimes I listen to the radio.  Sometimes I watch my television.  Sometimes I listen to mom and dad talk.  I know I shouldn’t ‘piggy eavesdrop’ with mom and dad.  But sometimes, I just can’t help myself.  The conversations those two have are quite enlightening.  Last night, I overheard mom tell daddy the following.  Get ready to roll your eyes – it was a good one.

Mom – Hey honey.  James Bond and a chicken cross paths.  James Bond tells the chicken, “Hey, my name is Bond, James Bond.  What’s yours?”  You know what the chicken said?

Dad – No.  What did he say?

Mom – “My name is Ken, Chick Ken.”

Then mommy started snorting and laughing so hard.  (Now you see where I get my snorting from – I know you always wondered).  Yep, it was priceless.  Daddy is a big James Bond fan.  He didn’t find that little bit of amusement as funny as mom.  It was a hoot to me and mom.  Go figure.

Then dad later on in the night asked mom a questioned.  She told him the answer.  He told her she was wrong.  She asked him what the answer was.  Get this – he didn’t know!?  How can you ask a question, tell the person they are wrong and then not know the right answer?  What kind of bizarre evil is that?

I tell you my friends – *NEVER* a dull moment here at the Hotel Thompson.  NEVER!


Posted by on 07/17/2014 in Bacon


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22 responses to “More Conversations Between Mom and Dad

  1. onespoiledcat

    07/17/2014 at 12:42 pm

    It’s a good thing those parents of yours have YOU to snoopervise them Bacon!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 1:02 pm

      But of course cousin. Snorts – someone has to do it here, right? XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    07/17/2014 at 1:05 pm

    hahahaha chic ken! guess what? my dad does that too… he says “naaah you’re wrong” to my mom…. and if she asks him for the right question, he shrugs with his shoulders… bro, that are moments like the defenestration of prague or the stock market crash… I always wait for a lightning strike what hits dad :o)

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 1:07 pm

      Snorticles – you and me both brother. I just know one day lightening will strike and I’m so hoping I can jump out of the way before it hits daddy that daddy of mine. He’s such a goober at times. You gotta love him though. XOXO – Bacon

  3. andy1076

    07/17/2014 at 1:33 pm

    lol the fun you have Bacon XD

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 1:59 pm

      Snorts – They do keep me snorting which is a great thing my friend! XOXO – Bacon

      • andy1076

        07/17/2014 at 2:39 pm

        Indeed! 🙂

  4. Reilly & Denny

    07/17/2014 at 1:57 pm

    peeps – there is no understanding them sometimes 🙂

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 1:59 pm

      Nope. There really isn’t. XOXO – Bacon

  5. purrfectkitties

    07/17/2014 at 2:28 pm

    MOL 😉 Looks like it never gets boring at Hotel Thompson, huh? Your parents are so cool! Oh,and we think the joke was super funny! 😀 xx Kitties, Purrfect Kitties 😉

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 3:05 pm

      Snorts. Thanks my friends. My parents are geeky like that. XOXO – Bacon

  6. katsrus

    07/17/2014 at 2:56 pm

    Ha,ha,ha. Your parents are so silly. Love it.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 3:05 pm

      YES they are – that is exactly it! XOXO – Bacon

  7. pawedblog

    07/17/2014 at 3:15 pm

    Pahahahaa Bacon I think your mummy’s joke is hilarious 😀
    Hugs, Carrie and Pups! x

    • PigLove

      07/17/2014 at 3:28 pm

      Snorts. Thank you my sweet friend. I know she will appreciate that. XOXO- Bacon

  8. kolytyi

    07/17/2014 at 4:29 pm

    That joke is a biological weapon, Bacon! Poor dad of yours, his whole brainbox must have numbed totally! I seriously hope that his brain cells did not got destroyed and the trauma is only temporary.

  9. wallaceandsamuel

    07/18/2014 at 1:46 am

    That joke is right up our dada’s alley – we will tell him it tonight!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/18/2014 at 9:00 am

      Please do my friends. Snorts – see if he laughs. XOXO – Bacon

  10. speedyrabbit

    07/18/2014 at 2:33 am

    Hehehehe mummy loved the joke too,parents have the strangest conversations,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      07/18/2014 at 9:00 am

      Snorts – yes they do my friend. I guess that’s what keeps us anipals on our toes..or paws.. or hooves – XOXO – Bacon

  11. Nylabluesmum

    07/18/2014 at 9:55 pm

    Ken..Chick Ken ROWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Diz iz so funny!! yer Mum iz a geeneuss…
    Now how cuud Mum’z answer bee wrong if Dad nott nose da answer?? Left us scratchin our headz here….Mum sayz da Hu”Men are an odd bunch 😉
    Lub Nylablue n Mum (who shuud nose ’bout men aftur 5 marriagez…*ahem*)

    • PigLove

      07/19/2014 at 10:12 am

      I think she’s right. So weird they are. XOXO – Bacon


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