Sometimes I listen to the radio. Sometimes I watch my television. Sometimes I listen to mom and dad talk. I know I shouldn’t ‘piggy eavesdrop’ with mom and dad. But sometimes, I just can’t help myself. The conversations those two have are quite enlightening. Last night, I overheard mom tell daddy the following. Get ready to roll your eyes – it was a good one.
Mom – Hey honey. James Bond and a chicken cross paths. James Bond tells the chicken, “Hey, my name is Bond, James Bond. What’s yours?” You know what the chicken said?
Dad – No. What did he say?
Mom – “My name is Ken, Chick Ken.”