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Purr Things UNITE!

16 Jul

Hemi and Mouse Girl here – you know us – the purr things from the Hotel Thompson.  We have tied up the little oinker, thrown him in the closet and are now standing against the door so he can’t come out and catch us on his laptop.  Evil meows – okay maybe some of that is not true.  But we are on his laptop – 🙂 I mean would *we* hurt that oinker?  Nah.  Okay maybe slap his butt a couple of times but who’s counting?

This morning me and Mouse Girl were talking and we realized we haven’t pushed our humans around lately.  You know what I’m talking about my kitty friends.  You know – letting the humans know who really is in charge and it’s not that oinker like he wants everyone to believe.  So we came up with a game plan and I was up first.  Meow – tighten your seat belts my humans it’s going to be a bumpy morning – purr.

So every morning, mom gets up to get ready for work.  I follow her around the Hotel Thompson. What?  It’s what I do.  That pig can’t have all of the fun with mom.  But this morning before she even got OUT of bed, my plan was put into action.  I kept getting on mom’s night stand which drives her CRAZY in like 5 seconds flat.  Then I changed channels by hitting the remote when the television came on for the news.  Then I kept jumping off of mom wanting her to play with me.  What?  These things were to piss mommy off to the high heavens just to get a little snuggle time with my mom.  Then you know how us kitties like to ‘mark’ things by rubbing up against them?  I mean hey we gotta keep doing this because they’re two cats here and everything is mine – sorry Mouse Girl.  Mom got on to me because I kept knocking everything off of her vanity.  What?  You shouldn’t put pretty, shiny small things on there to get my attention.  I’m just sayin’.  I got done with my careful plan of taking over the Hotel Thompson and tag teamed my partner, Mouse Girl.

Mouse Girl’s plan was to get daddy.  She’s good.  She has that man wrapped around her paws.  Dad gets up and wonders down the hallway like a bear coming out of hibernation.  Mouse Girl does what she does best.  She weaves in and out of his legs.  For a big girl (no offense MG), she’s got some moves.  She almost makes dad trip.  Then after mom leaves to go to the worky place, dad gets his breakfast together and puts it on the tray in the living room to watch morning television.  He goes back into the kitchen to get a drink and Mouse Girl strikes.  She jumps like a little ninja onto his tray and starts nibbling at his Cheerios.  Score one for the girl.  Daddy fusses and gets her down.

Then plan C goes into action.  Me and Mouse Girl ‘fight’.  We bring out the ninja skills and act like we are killing each other.  Of course this is right beside where daddy is trying to have his civilized breakfast.  Of course, daddy blows a gasket.  Score for the kitties!

Daddy says he can’t take it anymore so he’s going to workout on the treadmill to let out steam.  HA PURR!  Shake your tails.  We did it.  Mission accomplished.  Daddy goes into the work out room and hits the treadmill.  Poor guy.

Afterwards he comes out to find us.  Then he fusses.  Why?  Because we look so innocent – and we are.  Really.  Sometimes you just have to show the humans who the kitty is 🙂  And nope.  Sometimes it’s NOT that pig here at the Hotel Thompson.  Of course daddy did rat us out too.  He called mom at the worky place and told her about everything.  Down side.  Bummer.

So purr things UNITE – what have you done lately to show your humans who are in charge?

 

 
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Posted by on 07/16/2014 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl

 

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31 responses to “Purr Things UNITE!

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    07/16/2014 at 1:33 am

    Hey Hemi & Mouse Girl,
    Simone & Talullah here, we are Wally & Sammy’s sister cats. First off, high 5 paw for the good work you’re doing over there at Hotel Thompson!! We are seriously impressed!

    This past weekend I (Simone) nearly drove mom to distraction by insisting on sleeping under the duvet with her but then changing my mind every 5 – 15 minutes. We played this game the. whole. of. Saturday. night! It was pawsome. For some reason mom didn’t enjoy it half as much as I did and was in a TERRIBLE mood all of Sunday but hey, I had fun.

    My turn! I (Talullah) LOVE my dada and I can’t wait for him to come home in the evening so that I can tell him all about my day. I follow him upstairs and chat away while he changes, I follow him downstairs keeping the conversation going, I weave in and out of his legs whilst still talking, I flop down in front of him never missing a beat. I just love our chats! MOL!!

    Keep up the good work!!
    Simone & Talullah

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 9:56 am

      Bravo, kudos and Job Well Done my purr friends. Excellent choices of interaction with your humans. We gotta keep them on their toes, don’t we? I think of it as our small contribution to society. Purrs – Hemi

       
  2. sunsetdragon

    07/16/2014 at 3:44 am

    Ali raises a paw in the air and yellow power to the purr things!!!

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 9:57 am

      aaww – I may love you Ali! – Hemi

       
  3. onespoiledcat

    07/16/2014 at 5:48 am

    Oh I absolutely feel your pain kitties……in a house with a pig I would think you often aren’t on center stage – so the more trouble you can get into the more attention you get – am I right? Well, I say your morning routine sounds like fun and you should continue with it no matter how irritated the humans (or the pig) get! YAY!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 9:59 am

      Thank you pal. We knew we could count on you for support. You may be the pigs cousin but we are related in extreme intelligence and superiority in being felines. High paws – Hemi

       
      • onespoiledcat

        07/16/2014 at 10:42 am

        Indeed……….!

        High paws with extra toes!
        Sammy

         
  4. Lori Fontanes

    07/16/2014 at 6:35 am

    Oh, so we’re not the *only* ones with a cat alarm! BTW, the snooze button is hard to find…. try scratching behind their ears, that might do it. (Or not!!!)

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 10:00 am

      Purrs – that is for amateurs my friend. You *think* the snooze button is behind our ears but it really isn’t. The only snooze button we have is hearing the sound of kitty food hitting our empty bowl – purrs and high fives. Hemi

       
      • Lori Fontanes

        07/16/2014 at 1:48 pm

        Oh, right! Heading for kitchen now… 😉

         
  5. fozziemum

    07/16/2014 at 6:45 am

    MOL MOL ..well Hemi an Mousegirl…bout time you got some annoying in MOL ….us girls here rule the roost most of the time..thing is we haz too…the others are hopeless..i say full moon start the drape climbing …works a treat….paw pats Dinnermintz xxx

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 10:04 am

      Another vote of confidence I knew we would get. Sometimes that pig has to take the backseat. We rule – we all know cats rule. Climbing the drapes is excellent advice. Perhaps even getting on top of the kitchen cabinets will be next – evil purrs. Hemi

       
      • fozziemum

        07/16/2014 at 10:18 am

        Hmmm Hemi try this one…we do the fridge..right on top…mum has to move our tils so they don’t get squished and the leaping squirrel monkey routine when tea is getting served…MOL MOL..”oh sorry mum coming..i know it’s time fur bed..just ummm just ..ahh just helpin someone” gotta go Hemi mums getting supper an it’s bed time MOL purrs Pickles xxx

         
      • PigLove

        07/16/2014 at 10:24 am

        Thanks for the tips – that’s awesome advice. I bid you sweet delightful dreams of taking over the world. Yawn – I think I may take a nap as well to digest some of the information ya’ll have given me. Hemi

         
      • fozziemum

        07/17/2014 at 6:23 am

        MOL MOL ..you do that Hemi 😉 xxxx

         
  6. Reilly & Denny

    07/16/2014 at 7:56 am

    all hail to the team work of kitties 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 10:04 am

      aaww – muchas gracias! Hemi and Mouse Girl

       
  7. winterblueangel

    07/16/2014 at 10:05 am

    You go purr things! Gotta keep those humans on their toes. I do all my stuffs on a daily basis to keep them in line! Sometimes it takes extra but as of now the humans are in line!

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 10:23 am

      We bow down to you. That is awesome and something we need to do more frequently here at the Hotel Thompson. Hemi and Mouse Girl

       
  8. easyweimaraner

    07/16/2014 at 11:21 am

    CATspiracy at the hotel Thompson? Good plan , I give you 4 paws and 1 tail for such good ideas! My dad had a round trip today to find my brand new rope toy back what I threw out of the window of the Elephant Skater. Butt he couldn’t find it…. hope I can sleep tonight :o(

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 11:30 am

      Oh no dude! You gotta have your new rope toy. He must put out a TAPD ASAP (Toy All Points Bulletin). It’s like those small humans that cry without that thingy in their mouth to hush them. You gotta have that toy dude. Hemi

       
      • easyweimaraner

        07/16/2014 at 11:33 am

        I agree with you, sadly my dad said he will not drive 87 miles for a 99-cent toy… he is cruelty and has no clue of the sentimental value of a thingy :o)

         
      • PigLove

        07/16/2014 at 11:34 am

        aahh bummer. I feel you dude. I can send you one of my many mice around the house. There fun to chase around. Of course there feathers and fluff and not real but they’ll do in a pinch. Hemi

         
      • easyweimaraner

        07/16/2014 at 11:38 am

        a snake would be not bad for my mom :o)

         
  9. purrfectkitties

    07/16/2014 at 4:06 pm

    Hehehe… this sounds like so much fun! We MUST try that too… like tomorrow morning… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 4:42 pm

      We highly recommend it. Hemi and Mouse Girl

       
  10. The Dancing Rider

    07/16/2014 at 4:09 pm

    Oh yes. We know ALL about this here. Ours plot against us all the time!

     
    • PigLove

      07/16/2014 at 4:42 pm

      Snorticles. Those two purr things here know no boundaries. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Nylabluesmum

    07/19/2014 at 12:09 am

    Get Mum up at 4:30 A.M. by throwing up! Trip Mum whenever me can. Yell at Mum fer no guud reeson. Hide where she cannot find me. Throw littur ALL over da bathroom floor.
    Fur her guud clothez guud.
    Make Mum take me out in condo, Den ask to come in 15 minuttz later!!
    Me haz a kabillion of dem Hemi n Mouse Gurl…ya 2 get 888 pawz up fer bein such a furabuluss teem….MOL!!!!!
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/19/2014 at 10:14 am

      Thank you very much and bravo to you as well beautiful kitty. Hemi and Mouse Girl

       
  12. Nylabluesmum

    07/20/2014 at 9:04 pm

    Yow n da encore iz to haz a sticky poop n drag yer tushie along da floor n da runner!!! Dat iz guud fer gettin yer Pawnetz attenshun 😉
    Much lub to ya Hemi n Mouse Gurl frum me ❤ Nylablue ❤

     

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