Potential Car-Jacking! – UPDATED

14 Jul

Poor mom.  She got up this morning and left for work in Albert – her little Smart car – just like she does every morning.  No biggie.  That’s when it happened – always when you are least expecting it.  She saw it out of the corner of her eye.  It was kind of like a… as she said quote “Aww crappers” moment.

She saw him standing in the neighbors yard at first.  She’s seen him in the neighborhood and has been wary of him.  He is bad news.  He’s one of those tough edgy kind of guys who leads gangs.  Shivers – that’s all I could do when I was listening to mom talk about him.  She actually told daddy he was a “little thug”.  I don’t know what that means but it can’t be good.  Daddy got hot about that.

She was just minding her own business and that’s when he came at her from the passenger side.  She quickly locked the doors to Albert and floored it.  It’s not a bad neighborhood but this little thug was actually chasing her down the street.  God only knows what he would do if he caught mommy.  Squeal – can you believe that – in broad daylight this idiot was trying to carjack my mom?  Was he serious?!

All she could think of was going fast – gotta go fast – gotta outrun this thug.  I want you to know, she barely made it out of the neighborhood.  I mean heck, if he would have caught her what would he have done?  Flipped her off – literally?  She did snag a picture of the little punk – here it is:

I hope you can see the little thug now my friends.  Sometimes I seem to be all hooves when I’m blogging something.  Mom got away just fine.  This guy here must be the leader – he was the biggest one of the clan – snorts.  Thanks for your concerns – I hope I didn’t alarm anyone.  Much love – hogs and snout kisses – Bacon


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63 responses to “Potential Car-Jacking! – UPDATED

  1. Pink Ninjabi

    07/14/2014 at 1:13 am

    Wow… That is scary


    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:29 am

      Snorts. Some of those squirrels can be real thugs. XOXO – Bacon

  2. wallaceandsamuel

    07/14/2014 at 1:28 am

    OMD…OMD…OMD! We thought this kinda stuff only happened on our end of the world – Johannesburg is like the hi-jacking capital of the world. We are SO relieved that your mom got away unharmed. Here are some tips from our mom to yours: 1) always, always, always lock your car doors after you’ve gotten in – the majority of cars here in SA come with automatic locking. 2) Never put your handbag on the seat next to you or on the back seat where thugs can see it – always put your handbag in the boot (trunk) of your car. 3) Keep your cell phone close but out of sight and 4) if someone is following you drive to the nearest police station.
    Sending your mom BIG licks,
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:31 am

      Excellent advice my friend – excellent! Thank you. XOXO – Bacon

      • wallaceandsamuel

        07/15/2014 at 1:37 am

        Oh bugger! Mom feels like a right fool now, we really did think you were in an attempted hi-jacking *blush*

      • PigLove

        07/15/2014 at 8:07 am

        Piggy blushes. I think a lot of ya’ll did. I’m so sorry my friends for the alarm. I was joking. I apologize profusely. I really do. Please forgive this little oinker. I’ll let Hemi spank my butt for punishment. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • wallaceandsamuel

        07/15/2014 at 9:52 am

        OMD! No need to apologize dear Bacon! It’s this horrible world we live in that is to blame! Now tell Hemi to hold off on the spanking & go give mom a love from us xxx

      • PigLove

        07/15/2014 at 11:19 am

        Snorts. Will do my friends. Will most certainly do! XOXO – Bacon

  3. speedyrabbit

    07/14/2014 at 1:29 am

    scary….sounds like someone needs some poop in their shoes,Oh Bacon Bashful and me are so excited Mummy and Daddy are taking us on a trip,Mummy said it a suprise so she won’t tell us where but its going to be till friday,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:31 am

      Oh really my friend? I’m sure you are going to have the bestest of all times ever. In fact, I just *know* you are. I can’t wait to see pictures. Have fun and try not to let Bashful get you in trouble my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. sunsetdragon

    07/14/2014 at 1:48 am

    I could”t see the photo and that is so scary and thank goodness your Mommy got away and is safe, and that Albert is safe.

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:31 am

      I fixed the photo – I think. I’m all hooves this morning from the excitement. I hope you can see it now 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  5. sue ellen

    07/14/2014 at 1:53 am

    RUN Albert…RUN !!!!!!!!
    (no photo of the little thug seen)
    Keep running Albert !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:32 am

      I think I tweaked it now. I was so excited while typing this post that my hooves got in the way. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. kolytyi

    07/14/2014 at 3:10 am

    OMG, this is scary! How many legs does the beast have that he runs so fast?

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:36 am

      4 legs on a good day. Snorts. I think I fixed the picture. He was a big furry guy too. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

      • kolytyi

        07/14/2014 at 10:55 am

        I could not decide whether he is a doggy, a kitty or a squirrel 🙂

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 10:56 am

        I know right? He is that big – snorticles. XOXO – Bacon

      • kolytyi

        07/14/2014 at 12:38 pm

        I hope he is not a mutant werewolf – I mean, werequirrel!

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 12:39 pm

        OMP (Oh my pig) – BACON DOWN THUD! What if he is? Oh dear piggy heavens! XOXO – Bacon

  7. kolytyi

    07/14/2014 at 4:40 am

    BTW: Please tell your mom to be careful while on the run with Albert:

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:36 am

      OMP (oh my pig!) That commercial is the bomb! I absolutely love it. So true – so very true! Snorts. I gotta go show this to daddy and mommy. Thanks my friend – it’s great! XOXO – Bacon

  8. onespoiledcat

    07/14/2014 at 6:13 am

    Bacon we couldn’t see the picture of the THUG but so happy Albert saved your Mom by zipping her away from harm!!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:37 am

      Darn it all – these hooves of mine get me into so much trouble with these electronical thingies. I think I fixed it now. Sorry my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  9. easyweimaraner

    07/14/2014 at 6:21 am

    The mug shot … or thug-shot was probably even for wordpress to scary, that they couldn’t show it. I’m glad Albert is a smart guy and he ran away with your mom on board.

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:38 am

      Yes Albert came and saved the day… oh I’m sorry that’s Mighty Mouse – double snorts. I think I fixed that darn picture. See, it was just too scary to post. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        07/14/2014 at 9:45 am

        oh that’s a scary guy! my mom was attacked by 87 squirrels in a park once, they nearly can shred a human with their sharp nails… and they can jump in the legs of your pants…. totally scary…. that guys have to wear a warning sign if you ask me :o)

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 9:47 am

        Wasn’t he awful?! He must be the leader. He was the biggest one and seemed to be giving the orders. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        07/14/2014 at 10:03 am

        probably the leader of the Clawsa Nutstra :o)

  10. Basil

    07/14/2014 at 6:51 am

    And i thought it was just typist error that meant I couldn’t see the thug! Hope mum is ok

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:39 am

      snorts – I think I fixed it now. This is the time that I wished I had fingers instead of hooves to type with – sigh. XOXO – Bacon

  11. fozziemum

    07/14/2014 at 6:52 am

    Jeez Louise Bacon…you need to give mum a stiff drink and a hug..sounds pretty darn scary!! we also got no pic to see either..except for the cunning and quick Albert…give mum a huge hug from us….loves Fozziemum xxxx

    • KDKH

      07/14/2014 at 7:27 am

      I couldn’t see the photo either. Kind of expected to see a squirrel or something! Happy trails.

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 9:40 am

        Snorticles – you know me too well don’t you – wink oink snort wink. XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:40 am

      Thanks my friend. She is good now. I think I fixed that darn pic. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Mom is working on your email. She was a little down this weekend.

      • fozziemum

        07/14/2014 at 9:57 am

        Phew..Squirrellllllllllllllllllllllllll bwahahah 🙂 we always find it funny down under that folks in your fair land freak out over these guys…I mean they are teeny weeny it the rabies threat that freaks you out? I gots ta know 😉 pee ess hope mum feels better my friend sending big kissies to her Loves Fozziemum xxx

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 10:05 am

        The ones in our hood our big. Okay maybe not as big as a roo but BIG. That thug this morning was a fatty too. There’s not telling what he would have done if he caught Albert. I think he could have overtaken him. He is so NOT related to Journalist Rocky the Squirrel – thank goodness for that – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        07/14/2014 at 10:09 am

        Bwaahaaaahha yep he looked like one I saw on COPS one night..episode..called “Squirrels caught with their nuts out” 😉 loves Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 10:16 am

        OMP (oh my pig). I just spit water all over my computer screen. Oh dear piggy heavens – they have Squirrels Gone Wild! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        07/14/2014 at 10:19 am

        Bwahaahahhaahah 🙂 thought it would make you smile bwahaaahaa 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

  12. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    07/14/2014 at 7:46 am

    Couldn’t see the photo but so glad your mum is safe! Ellie

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:41 am

      Darn it. I’m going to have to give myself a spanking for not checking that picture before attaching. I apologize my friends. XOXO – Bacon

      • The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

        07/14/2014 at 9:52 am

        Hahaha! Squirrels! Our dog hates them!

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 9:54 am

        They seem to be abundant in our neighborhood. I’m not talking about the good kind like Journalist Rocky the Squirrel that lives in my backyard either. I’m talking about BIG ones that dare you to even look at them. They are mean. Gang related I’m sure. I think secretly they are planning a take over. Yep, that’s it. I think that’s what they are doing. XOXO – Bacon

  13. sheilaenglehart

    07/14/2014 at 8:01 am

    I don’t think he was after the car, but your mom’s lunch!

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:41 am

      I think YOU may be right – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Reilly & Denny

    07/14/2014 at 8:15 am

    It could of been worse – have you heard the latest trend in San Fransisco – Smart Car Tipping (like cow tipping) people going around and tipping smart cars up on their end !!!!!!!

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:42 am

      Mom would absolutely DIE! She’s seen pictures of that and heard about it on the news. The nerve of them harming Albert like that. OMP (oh my pig!) It would be devastating for sure. XOXO – Bacon

    • fozziemum

      07/14/2014 at 10:21 am

      Bwahahaaahha sounds like a group of kids hubby went to high school with..many millennia ago when we all chiselled on tablets…the math teachers mini was picked up by them all and wedged between two gum trees bwahahaahaa 🙂

      • PigLove

        07/14/2014 at 10:34 am

        Snorts. Sounds like the guys mommy works with. They are forever taunting her about Albert…. where does she gets his tires – Home Depot…. etc. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        07/14/2014 at 9:57 pm

        Bwahaahhhahhaha 🙂 poor Albert….;) hugs Fozziemum xx

  15. evilsquirrel13

    07/14/2014 at 10:34 am

    Where is the mugshot of the thug who is responsible for this!?!?!? All I see is the picture of the hero squirrel who saved the day! I think he should win a medal! 🙂

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 10:35 am

      Snorts. I thought you might see it that way my friend. This “thug” was indeed a neighborhood prankster for sure. He is not a member of the good kids lollipop. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Animalcouriers

    07/14/2014 at 11:01 am

    She’d better stick with a small car – imagine the size of the thug she’d attract with a big one 😀

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 11:38 am

      Snorts – you got that right my friend. It’s scary to think about. XOXO – Bacon

  17. Will and Eko

    07/14/2014 at 12:31 pm

    The horror!

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:39 am

      I know right!? XOXO – Bacon

  18. katsrus

    07/14/2014 at 7:47 pm

    Oh Bacon he looks so scary. Glad he didn’t catch your mom.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 7:50 pm

      Me too. Can you imagine what he would have done. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  19. purrfectkitties

    07/15/2014 at 2:46 pm

    Oh My Cats! 😯 That’s the scariest thug we’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*shivering from fear*) 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 2:58 pm

      Yes he was definitely scary. I think he’s still loose in the hood too. XOXO – Bacon

  20. The Canadian Cats

    08/06/2014 at 7:54 pm

    Oh my! Your mom must have been terrified. Thank goodness for speed….got her right out of the neighbourhood. What a thug. Best give your mom some lovin’ and maybe she’ll forget this evel monster.


    • PigLove

      08/06/2014 at 8:14 pm

      I know. Those squirrels can be really awful. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon


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