Dear Local Restaurant

11 Jul


Dear Local Restaurant,

Greetings from your loyal fan, Bacon.  I found this picture on my mom’s cell phone last night.  I’ve been dreaming and fantasizing about it all day now.  It looks dreamy and yummy!  So delicious.  I can almost feel the cold soft ice cream on my piggy lips.  Smacks lips and squeals!

If I can persuade my mother to bring me through your drive thru say tonight around 7pm, could you fix me an ice dream cone this big?!  Oh dear piggy heavens – THUD.  Of course, it won’t fit in mom’s Smart car Albert so I will need your parking lot to snarf it down.  I will allow pictures of said destruction of ice cream cone.  Do we have a deal?

Signed, Bacon – You’re #01 fan of Ice Cream Cones


Posted by on 07/11/2014 in Bacon


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

37 responses to “Dear Local Restaurant

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/11/2014 at 12:41 pm

    bro, order one for me too, please!

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 12:56 pm

      Deal. Can you meet us around 6:15pm tonight so we can go? I *need* ice cream now.. .in that size. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        07/11/2014 at 1:01 pm

        do you think the Elephant Skater will make the trip over the pond? I mean if the windows are closed… I need exactly that ice cream cone too. All what I’ve got here in that house is to lick the leftovers of their ice cream buckets… scandalous, huh?

      • PigLove

        07/11/2014 at 1:12 pm

        Oh my brother – that is totally scandalous! Unbelievable. Outrageous even comes to mind. I want that exact ice cream of my dreams too – almost as tall as mom. I can almost feel it on my tongue. I gotta go send mom a text now of this is where we need to be at 7PM tonight. XOXO – Bacon

  2. katsrus

    07/11/2014 at 12:58 pm

    That looks like a good one Bacon. Hope you get it. Yum. Ice cream is wonderful!
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 12:59 pm

      Can you taste it? I mean, if you close your eyes really tight can you feel the coldness on your tongue? Mmm – nom nom nom. I gotta get some tonight. XOXO – Bacon

  3. andy1076

    07/11/2014 at 1:07 pm

    oh I’ll do a piggy dance if you do! lol

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 1:13 pm

      Thank you my friend. I am hoping, praying, sending mom texts and being very good today. I *need* some ice cream. Sugar always helps right before bedtime, right? XOXO – Bacon

      • andy1076

        07/11/2014 at 2:10 pm

        Well, I wouldn’t exactly word it like that lol 🙂

  4. Frankie and Ernie

    07/11/2014 at 1:10 pm

    It is turns out that your EYES are bigger than your stomach…. let us KNOW… and we would be glad to help you out..

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 1:13 pm

      Deal. I will certainly call you for back up if needed. It’s been a while since I’ve had delightful ice cream. I may make a pig of myself – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. purrfectkitties

    07/11/2014 at 2:04 pm

    Oooohhhhh, YUMMY!!! We want one too! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 2:19 pm

      Come along my friends – we can make a anipal party at the drive thru 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        07/11/2014 at 2:23 pm

        YEAH!! 😀 We’re on our way… 😉
        xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

  6. dezizworld

    07/11/2014 at 2:18 pm

    OMC dat looks yummy. 🙂

    Luv ya’


    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 2:19 pm

      I know, right? I can almost taste it. <> XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        07/12/2014 at 11:13 am

        MOL Meez tu. 🙂

        Luv ya’


  7. evilsquirrel13

    07/11/2014 at 2:45 pm

    They better start milking a whole lot of cows!

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 3:48 pm

      Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. onespoiledcat

    07/11/2014 at 3:54 pm

    Gosh I hope they go for the deal……they could use a photo of you enjoying the ice cream in their advertising…………..”OUR ICE CREAM IS PIGALICIOUS!!!”

    Hugs, Sam

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 4:57 pm

      Snorticles. That sounds like a great advertisement to me. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Miss Harper Lee

    07/11/2014 at 4:20 pm

    You could dive into that thing and eat it from the inside out. Just a thought!

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 4:58 pm

      Snorts. That is a great idea. I just may do that my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/11/2014 at 4:35 pm

    OMG, B.! That ice cream cone is so big, it will eat YOU! In case you try to take it on, don’t start from the bottom. Start from the top.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 4:58 pm

      Got it. I will do that my friend. Have a great weekend! XOXO – Bacon

  11. Reilly & Denny

    07/11/2014 at 5:58 pm

    how could they refuse ?

    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 6:24 pm

      That’s what I’m thinking. I’ll keep you posted. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Three Well Beings

    07/12/2014 at 1:48 am

    If they’re smart, Bacon, they’ll name a cone in your honor!

    • PigLove

      07/12/2014 at 12:58 pm

      They should. It was delicious. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Nylabluesmum

    07/12/2014 at 7:54 pm

    Can me come along n share sum ice creem wif ya me sweetpiggieboyfurend??
    Oh yah me cuud go fer sum ice creem too….
    Mum oh Mum where iz da tellyporty deevice???
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      07/12/2014 at 8:14 pm

      I know! And it was delicious my sweet snugglebug. I think I are enough for the both of us! XOXO – Bacon

  14. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    07/13/2014 at 1:07 pm

    Wow! We love ice cream, too!

    • PigLove

      07/13/2014 at 2:13 pm

      It was fantastic. XOXO – Bacon

  15. David

    07/13/2014 at 8:52 pm

    Hope you got your ice cream cone. BTW, do they do special deliveries? We would like one too. 🙂

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 8:01 am

      Snorts. Mom took me that night. It was awesome. I are it in the parking lot. It wasn’t quite that big but sure was yummy in my tummy! XOXO – Bacon

  16. wallaceandsamuel

    07/14/2014 at 2:01 am

    OMD! And? What did they say??
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 9:33 am

      Game on. We went that night. Of course, my ice cream wasn’t that big but I did enjoy it in their parking lot. I think I attracted some attention. People kept wanting to take pics of me. I don’t get it. I don’t take pics of them eating ice cream cones. Shakes head in confusion and snorts. XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: