RSS

Oh No You Don’t Daddy!

09 Jul

20140702-105046-39046719.jpgSo early last week, mom and dad went to bed, turned on their television to watch the news and got all comfortable.  Hemi, as you can see in this picture, likes to sit front and center and swat at the news people.  See, it’s not just me that purr thing swats – snorts.  Mom sets the timer on the television and those humans of mine usually drift off to sleep land express before the television turns off.  But the other night, the television went off early.  Mom assumed that since Hemi was near the remote control, he probably hit the button and turned it off.  No problems.

So mom gets up the next morning to watch the news while getting ready for the worky place and guess what?  The flat screen won’t come on.  What?  That’s not good.  So my mom, who is NOT electronically inclined might I add, checks everything – all plugs, resets the television and hits the button again.  Nothing.  Now she fusses a bit and I’m sitting on the bed watching her.  Daddy wakes up from his slumber like a bear waking up from hibernation and asks whats going on and why am I on his bed.  I gave him a stink eye look just like mommy did – snorts.

Mom explains to him what happened.  Then daddy did something so stupid that I started snorting almost rolling off the bed.  He asks mommy, “Did you check the plug in?”  Pardon me dad, let me help you put that size 10 foot right into your mouth because mom is going to get you so good.  And trust me, putting your foot into your own mouth is NOT going to be as easy as you were a child.  Nope.  Not at all.  Trust me on that one.

After mom so politely told him where to shove his comment, mom told him she had checked all of the plugs.  She might have put in a “DOH” somewhere in there but I don’t think he heard her – snorts.  Then dad said the most outrageous thing.  He said, “Well, I guess it’s broken then.”  WOW daddy, you think?  Rolls piggy eyes.

And then when you thought that daddy couldn’t say anything more incredibly stupid, he did.  He said, “Well I guess we will have to take Bacon’s flat screen from his bedroom”.  Whatchu talking about daddy?!  I don’t think so.  You can back away from my flat screen this minute.  Nope. Not going to happen.  Not in a New York piggy minute.  That’s my television.  I jumped up on the bed and got in my fierce mowhawk stance and gave him the best stink eye look I could muster.

Mommy looked at me.  I looked at mommy.  Daddy looked at me.  I looked at daddy.  Then mommy looked at daddy and said, “If you are brave enough to take Bacon’s television, you go right ahead”.  Then there was silence while daddy was thinking.  I know he was thinking.  I could see smoke coming out of his ears – snorts.  I know he was calculating how he could do it without me getting him.  Don’t let this cute adorable face fool you.  I can protect what’s mine – like my television.  Okay.  I might have squealed a little too to enforce I meant business.

Dad finally said, “I think we have another one in the work out room, don’t we?”  That’s right daddy.  Ninja Pig Bacon wins.  You move right along to the work out room and get that television.

Pardon me now my friends.  Green Acres is playing on my television in my bedroom.  I need to go watch it.  Did I mention it was my television?  Snorts.

 
40 Comments

Posted by on 07/09/2014 in Bacon, Hemi

 

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

40 responses to “Oh No You Don’t Daddy!

  1. sue ellen

    07/09/2014 at 1:12 am

    Hahaha…you have a great family !!! And the daddy must be related to the daddy we have !!!
    Now you just go watch ‘your’ programs on ‘your’ TV Mr.Bacon ~~~ ^.^ ^.^ L&M

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:30 am

      Snorticles. I am. Daddy knows better than to mess with this little oinker – PLOL (Piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. wallaceandsamuel

    07/09/2014 at 1:22 am

    HOOMANS!! Just ‘cos they walk on two legs and have those thumb thingys they think they own EVERYTHING!
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:30 am

      Exactly my friends! I couldn’t have said it better. What is that man called my daddy thinking?? XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. dezizworld

    07/09/2014 at 4:05 am

    MOL Is a bad fing when da t.v. bweaks, isn’t it Bacon. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:31 am

      Yes it is – as long as it is NOT my television, I’m good with it – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        07/09/2014 at 10:57 pm

        MOL Ow t.v. is mommys t.v., so it wuld be bad. MOL

        Luv ya’

        Dezi

         
  4. Reilly & Denny

    07/09/2014 at 4:38 am

    Peeps just can’t give and then take away – we have to protect what is ours right 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:31 am

      Amen my friend – AMEN! This is my television. I got it for Christmas from Santa two years ago. It’s not going anywhere. Nope. Not going to happen. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Basil

    07/09/2014 at 4:51 am

    BOL I love that you have your own tv, and way to show dad who’s boss!

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:32 am

      You got that right buddy. I watch that television a LOT. It has cable and my Netflix hooked up to it. He can’t have it. End of discussion from me – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. winterblueangel

    07/09/2014 at 6:38 am

    Haha! Go Bacon! Show them that what is yours is yours and to not take or touch! Sorry their TV went out.

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:33 am

      Me too – daddy is working on hooking up the one from the workout room in their bedroom now. That’s right – walk on down the hall far away from my bedroom. My television is not moving – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Lassie and Benji

    07/09/2014 at 7:00 am

    Way to go! You sure showed them who is boss!

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:34 am

      Winks – I have my ways when I need them. Deviled ham comes out and takes charge of what is his 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. easyweimaraner

    07/09/2014 at 8:49 am

    Did you check the plug in… that’s a typical dad-question hahahahaha. No mom would ask a dad that way, right? I’m glad your TV is safe and you still have your “window to view the world”.

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:35 am

      Exactly. For a dad, he sure asked mom some stupid questions. Why would you question authority like that – double snorts! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Frankie and Ernie

    07/09/2014 at 9:30 am

    OMD Dads are ALL tarred with the SAME Stick…. Our dad would have said that TOO… and then he would have tried the REMOTE…. like 87 times…

    BUSTED…. it is BUSTED… BROKEN on the FRITZ… Why do dads not get it?

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:37 am

      Exactly! Mom was not to be tested this morning with the television. This led to the conversation about coffee which I’m posting about tomorrow morning. Oh dear piggy heavens – does that man NEVER learn?! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. katiebblogs

    07/09/2014 at 9:39 am

    You sure made that clear, Bacon! Way to go. We piggies have a way of getting our way every time, right? Your room, YOUR tv!

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 9:43 am

      Exactly my friend! We have to protect what is ours. I watch that television ALL of the time in my bedroom. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. evilsquirrel13

    07/09/2014 at 10:22 am

    Tell Daddy to go to an antique shop and find an old boob tube to watch his shows on! Those things will work for decades unlike those crappy mass-produced flat screens they make these days….

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 11:09 am

      You are so right! But the problem has been solved. He took the flat screen out of the work out room. He doesn’t use it in there anyway. Mom and dad usually listen to music that will rot your soul while working out. Appropriate in a way, you think? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/09/2014 at 3:01 pm

    Maybe you can loan the TV to your parents and then sleep in their bed with them…. Cozy!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 3:11 pm

      Snorts. Nah. Daddy got it fixed today. Mommy will be surprised when she gets home from the worky place. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Misaki

    07/09/2014 at 3:19 pm

    LOl your daddy sure likes to live dangerously!

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 3:21 pm

      Yes.He.Does – Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. purrfectkitties

    07/09/2014 at 3:22 pm

    What?! Your daddy can’t be serious!! How can he even think of taking what’s YOURS!!!!! But you made your point clear, huh? MOL WE’re super proud of you! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 3:44 pm

      Oh yes my friends. I made myself LOUD and CLEAR. He left my television alone – snorts. He got the one out of the workout room. Of course it helped that I shut my door and wouldn’t let him in today – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        07/09/2014 at 3:46 pm

        MOL MOL MOL 😆 You’re so funny, sweetie! 😀 (*rolling on the floor laughing like crazy*) xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

         
  15. Nylabluesmum

    07/09/2014 at 3:43 pm

    Yow Bacon me finkz Hemi did sumfin to Mum n Dad’z TV so dey wuud hab to use yerz…cuud bee a Feeline plot to takez over…watch DAT kitteh close okayz???
    As fer Dad takin yer TV dat iz so nott on!! Iz a guud fing he thott of da other one in da werk room. yer a feerce piggie when riled up aren’t ya?? RRRAAWWWRRRR!!! me will stand wif ya to keep YER TV n YER bedroom n YER house!!!!!
    Me iz out in Condo n been dreemin of ya…me iz snuggled up to me pinkie Piggie purrtendin it iz ya….
    Much Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 3:45 pm

      aaww piggy blushes. I’ve been dreaming of you too today. I’ve been watching Too Cute on *my* television and there were kitties that looked almost as beautiful as you my snugglebug 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    07/09/2014 at 4:38 pm

    Me haz a song me iz singin n here iz da linky to it:

    HHHHHMMMMM sing along sweet Bacon!!!
    Lub yer Nylablue sweet purr fing ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2014 at 4:59 pm

      aaww – I love that song my sweet purr thing. happy piggy thoughts now are roaming through my head. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. fozziemum

    07/09/2014 at 10:21 pm

    Score one piggie daddy zero hahahaaahah I hate when these things break..and usually they go in groups so watch out for the next appliance my friend 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      07/10/2014 at 10:05 am

      Oh joy. It better not be that cold box that contains my food. I love that box in the kitchen. It puts out nommy treats. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        07/13/2014 at 5:53 am

        Well my blender processor died mid doing the soup for the weekend intruders…impressed ……..not…just replaced a kettle and a toaster a few weeks ago…….dang! sending positive vibes for the cold box 😉 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

         
  18. Nylabluesmum

    07/10/2014 at 5:10 pm

    Yow Bacon me job here is dun den…MOL/PLOL….
    Much lub yer gurl ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
  19. Marty the Manx

    07/10/2014 at 10:50 pm

    Yep Bacon you protect YOUR TV my friend 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/11/2014 at 8:51 am

      Oh I did, trust me. I still have it 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
      If you’re keeping count – that’s 1 for Bacon and 0 for daddy – snorts

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

 
%d bloggers like this: